Smuggler Archive

Long long ago, when the game was just starting...

The devs began to play Galaxies. Many fo them decided to go Smuggler, but soon after discovered that, there were too many problems with it.

Dev1: "I'll go Bounty Hunter!"

Dev2: "I'll go Architect!"

Dev3: "I'll go Musician!"

and so fourth. All left the profession but one Dev, who thought,

"maybe I can stick it out till the problems are solved".

So after he came to the realization that, none of the other Devs appreciate the profession, it will not get fixed. So after the last tweak to Smugglers, that Dev decided that, since Jedi was available now, he would become a Jedi.

The Smugglers lost all Devs. Days after that everything was grim untila voice was heard...

"I am going to work on the Smuggler profession, and fix it to what it should be!"

The rest of the Devs, who were all Jedi at this point hissed at the thought:

"They can't be fixed, that will completely screw with our economy"

"I don't want them to have any chance of the good slice they look for"

"Only I want to be hunted, only I want the content"

"I don't like spices, they have a downer, let's give chefs a revamp so we can have more power and no loss"

So the Jedi devs decided, as punishment, this Rogue Dev would have to work on their profession, and to try to make a point, take away the auto-pull feature, and give the Chef's anf IDs a revamp.

This only strengthened the community, as they grew outraged at not being viewed with respect.

"DELETE THEIR POSTS!"

"SILENCE THEN!"

"WAIT, I HAVE AN IDEA!"

They could not silence the community, but they could punish them more. They decided, "we won't even mention a Smuggler revamp, lets work on a loot revamp, we could always use more loot".

"We can't doa loot revamp.."

"COMBAT, COMBAT REVAMP"

So the devs decided, ignore the Smugglers, revamp Combat and loot, so the Jedis could gain more out of the game.

But then the Devs began to run out of things to revamp, all that was left was the Smuggler revamp. But which dev would step up to the task, if all others that tried were punished into doing other areas?

We Shall see...