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Thread: I have found the true path for all smugglers...

Jabourn
Tue Aug 09, 2005 9:49 am
#1

Update: I found where the religeon of the Flying Spaghetti Monster started, and with it's necessity of it's members/clergy wearing full pirate regalia, and the advent of "Talk like a pirate day" within it's expanded beliefs it really seems it's a good fit for any of us heathen smugglers who do not have a religeon to call our own.

The gentleman at this website submitted an open letter to the Kansas City school board regarding his beliefs and that they should also be included in any teachings of the Intelligent Design Theory within the schools there:


This is not meant to stir any discussions about Intelligent Design, or creationism, or even evolution, merely to have a very good laugh at the structure of what this extremely funny and satirical person came up with.

Enjoy the good laugh, no matter what you believe, you've got to admit, the idea is extremely funny!

Message Edited by Jabourn on 08-10-2005 10:33 AM





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Antonnio
Tue Aug 09, 2005 10:12 am
#2

Ha ha ha ha ha ha...

That is hilarious.



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Zeon_Zaku
Wed Aug 10, 2005 12:06 am
#3

Why am I now suddenly craving spaghetti? o.o



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Jabourn
Wed Aug 10, 2005 10:40 am
#4

Updated with more tasty pirate goodness.





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Cygnusaa
Wed Aug 10, 2005 2:20 pm
#5

Stripper Factory anda Beer Volcano




sign me up....





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ZallusNuranxis
Wed Aug 10, 2005 3:18 pm
#6

The part about smuggling is funny in a weird way
Rueger_Karde
Wed Aug 10, 2005 6:42 pm
#7

It would be funny, it if wasn't upsetting..lol


Sry, my bad.



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UberNostrum
Wed Aug 10, 2005 9:35 pm
#8

Bloody brilliant!



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WesBelden
Wed Aug 10, 2005 9:42 pm
#9

.....best site ever...

Just don't let old Bush read it, it may give the poor fella ideas .

Edit: incoherent posting as a result of sleep deprevation really does such

Message Edited by WesBelden on 08-11-2005 06:11 AM



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PyscoJuggalo
Thu Aug 11, 2005 12:19 am
#10

(Noodly Appendage deletes post)



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Chemistrius
Thu Aug 11, 2005 8:43 am
#11

With schoolboards like that, I'm amazed that some Americans can even put on their own shoes.

People from Kansas, hang your head in shame, you are literally holding back the rest of the country.



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LaughingWolf
Thu Aug 11, 2005 9:43 am
#12

Ooh a great friend of mine live in Kansas City, I soooo have to send her that link. mwuahaha



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