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I found this while browsing through my excessively large "my documents" folder. Its from the old forums before the beta testing of galaxies actually started ... its quite entertaining and can probably be re-written to suit the current smuggler issue Enjoy...

Eminem - Han

CHORUS:
My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
the morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be grey, but your picture on my wall
it reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad

My tea's gone cold,I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
the morning rain clouds up my window and I can't seeat all
And even if I could it'd all be grey, but your picture on my wall
it reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad

VERSE 1:

Dear Q, I wrote you but you still ain't callin'
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two emails back in autumn
You must not have got 'em
It probably was a problem with the mail server or somethin'

Sometimes I typo addresses when I jot 'em
But anyways, what's been up man, how's Galaxies beta?
What's up with all the leaks man, I hate that frigin traitor
If you let me in to test I'll be real good instigator
I hear that another load test will be starting later.

I read about Holocron, man... I'm sorry
I had a friend PVP himself from lack of sleep and worry
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan.
I'll make my char look like u cus Q, u is da man!

I got a room full of your screenshots and print out all your posts
I reply real quick.. I'm one of those FIRST! folks.
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back, just to chat
Truly yours, your biggest fan, this is Han.

VERSE 2:

Dear Q, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have the chance.
I ain't mad, I just think it's wrong you don't answer fans.
If you didn't want to talk to me outside E3 You didn't have to
but you could have signed an autograph for Matthew.
That's my little brother, man. He's only 6 years old.
He wanted into Beta but.. that NDA stuff is cold
You're like his frigin' idol
He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do.

I ain't that mad, but I just don't like bein' lied to.
Remember when we met in Austin, you said if I write you
You'd let me into Beta or would atleast try too
I'm a regular on the galaxies board.. I post all the time
If you see "Vampiric Hoshi" you know the post is mine.

I can relate to what you're sayin' in your threads.
So when I have a boring day, I drift away and read in shreds.
Cause I don't really got much else, so it helps when I'm depressed.
I even got a tattoo with your name across the chest.

Sometimes I even PVP myself to see how much it'd suck.
It's like adrenaline. The Pain is a sharp sudden rush.
See, everything you say is real, and I respect you 'cause you post it.
Like the release date in April, man! It's gonna be a hit.
I hope its released in England the same time as over there,
Cus otherwise Q, 60-million people will be loosing a lot of hair..
Tearing it out in chunks in annoyance and dispare
Cus they couldn't play with their PA friends.. man that just ain't fair.

VERSE 3:

Dear Mr. "I'm too good to email Galaxy fans"
This'll be the last message I ever send your ass.
It's been six months and still no game. What, I don't deserve it?
I've been wrong all these months man, you simply just ain't perfect.

So this is my message I'm sending you. I hope you read it.
I'm in the Beta right now and trolling in the forums.
Hey Q, I drank a buf in Mos Espa, and I'm kinda feeling better
But then the server crashed and made me loose my temper.
If this game doesn't come out soon I'm writing the mayor a letter..
It'd show my annoyance in games.. He'll get it sometime later
I heard about Caella who had got into the first Beta
I'm real jealous of her now.. i think I may just hate her.

No, that just ain't true. I couldn't hate a lady
So what do you say, Q? Is it out yet? .. don't say maybe.
I love you Q, we could have played together. Think about it.
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it.
And when you dream, I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it.
I hope your conscious eats at you and you can't breathe without me.
See Q, {screaming} shut up girl, I'm trying to talk
Hey Q, that's another beta tester screaming in my trunk.
I locked her up so I could take her place but flunked
If this game aint out soon I'm gonna become a Monk.
Well, gotta go, I'm almost out of time.
Oh damn, I forgot, how long till this game is mine?

{screeching tires, crashing sounds, car splashes into the water}

VERSE 4:

Dear Han, I meant to write you sooner, but I've just been busy.
You said you've taken a beta tester, well man, how is she?
I realise its tough waiting for such a damn good game,
But moaning about its release date is just real dumb and lame.

I'm sorry I didn't see you at the E3 show, I must have missed you.
Don't think I did that intentionally, just to diss you.
And what's this you said about getting really angry?
It's only a game man, no need to get so larery.
You got some issues, Han, I think you need a break
Log onto the Beta server and visit the Corellian lake.

And what's this about us playing a game together?
That type of stuff'll make me not want us to meet each other.
I really think you are looking too much into Beta.
It's just a test man, not the full game.. it WILL be out later.
I hope you get to read this letter.
I just hope it reaches you in time.
Before you hurt yourself, I think that you'd be doin' just fine
If you'd relax a little. I'm glad that I inspire you, but Han
Why are you so mad? Try to understand that I do want you as a Galaxies fan.
I just don't want you to do some crazy stuff before its out..
I seen this one thing on the news a couple weeks ago that made me doubt..
Some dude was drunk and couldn't handle playing games.
He had a beta tester in his cellar locked up in chains..
He complained about the release date till he went an odd pale blue.
Come to think about it...his name was...it was you.
DAMN!

Abandon all hope