Smuggler Archive
Thread: A Curse Upon Thee, WesBelden
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Kal_Serrak
Tue Oct 26, 2004 6:52 am
#1
*cues ominous, demonic music*
WOE UPON THEE, WESBELDEN, FOR THEE TIME IS AT HAND! IT IS NOT THE TIME OF ADORABLE PUPPIES AND SUNSHINE FOR WHICH I SPEAK; NAY, IT IS A TRULY DARK TIME LAID UPON YOU! THERE WILL BE NO SOLACE FOR THEE, FOR THEE HAS ABANDONED THY SOUL UPON MY WRETCHED CLUTCHES. A THOUSAND YEARS OF SOILED LINENS, SLIGHTY CRUSTY BISCUITS (AND NOT IN THE GOOD WAY, NAY!!!), HORRIBLE MOVIE REMAKES OF 1980S AMERICAN POP CULTURE AND BAFFLING MONKEYS ASKING IF THEE WISHES TO REVIEW THEIR NEW SPACE-BASED FIRST PERSON "MONKEYS IN A BARREL" EPIC ADVENTURE! NAY, THERE WILL BE NO PEACE FOR THY SOUL, WESBELDEN, FOR I WILL HAUNT THE HAMSTERS IN THEIR DREAMS! AND UPON THESE HAMSTER UTTERANCES OF YOUR PATHETIC NAME WILL BE ENOUGH TO DRIVE THEM MAD; AND WITH THIS MADNESS, MANY BOUNTIES WILL BE SOUGHT UPON THEE'S NOGGIN'! AND THE BOUNTY HUNTERS WILLTH COMPLAIN, FOR THEIR LOT IS AN UNHOLY ONE OF WATERLOGGED JEDI, UNTOUCHABLE CRIMINALS, AND A SLIGHT CHAFFING SENSATION IN THEIR COMPOSITE PANTS!! NAY!!! THERE WILL BE NO REQUIEM FOR THEE, WESBELDEN!! NAAAAYYYYY!!!!! THEE WILL PARRISH, FORGOTTEN, BURIED UPON THE POSTS OF BUREAUCRACY AND PLAYERS LONG FORGOTTEN!! WESBELDEN, THEE SOUL IS LOST TO ME FOREVER!!
*dark, evil laughter*
WOE UPON THEE, WESBELDEN, FOR THEE TIME IS AT HAND! IT IS NOT THE TIME OF ADORABLE PUPPIES AND SUNSHINE FOR WHICH I SPEAK; NAY, IT IS A TRULY DARK TIME LAID UPON YOU! THERE WILL BE NO SOLACE FOR THEE, FOR THEE HAS ABANDONED THY SOUL UPON MY WRETCHED CLUTCHES. A THOUSAND YEARS OF SOILED LINENS, SLIGHTY CRUSTY BISCUITS (AND NOT IN THE GOOD WAY, NAY!!!), HORRIBLE MOVIE REMAKES OF 1980S AMERICAN POP CULTURE AND BAFFLING MONKEYS ASKING IF THEE WISHES TO REVIEW THEIR NEW SPACE-BASED FIRST PERSON "MONKEYS IN A BARREL" EPIC ADVENTURE! NAY, THERE WILL BE NO PEACE FOR THY SOUL, WESBELDEN, FOR I WILL HAUNT THE HAMSTERS IN THEIR DREAMS! AND UPON THESE HAMSTER UTTERANCES OF YOUR PATHETIC NAME WILL BE ENOUGH TO DRIVE THEM MAD; AND WITH THIS MADNESS, MANY BOUNTIES WILL BE SOUGHT UPON THEE'S NOGGIN'! AND THE BOUNTY HUNTERS WILLTH COMPLAIN, FOR THEIR LOT IS AN UNHOLY ONE OF WATERLOGGED JEDI, UNTOUCHABLE CRIMINALS, AND A SLIGHT CHAFFING SENSATION IN THEIR COMPOSITE PANTS!! NAY!!! THERE WILL BE NO REQUIEM FOR THEE, WESBELDEN!! NAAAAYYYYY!!!!! THEE WILL PARRISH, FORGOTTEN, BURIED UPON THE POSTS OF BUREAUCRACY AND PLAYERS LONG FORGOTTEN!! WESBELDEN, THEE SOUL IS LOST TO ME FOREVER!!
*dark, evil laughter*
WayneInAustin
Tue Oct 26, 2004 7:30 am
#3
I hate it when that second cup of coffe wakes up thoseevil demons!
I find that a good cinnamon roll generally puts them back to sleep though! 
fishbrains
Tue Oct 26, 2004 7:37 am
#4
WayneInAustin wrote:
I hate it when that second cup of coffe wakes up thoseevil demons!
I find that a good cinnamon roll generally puts them back to sleep though!
Sticky rolls > cinnamon buns
KloudRunner
Tue Oct 26, 2004 7:55 am
#5
me thinketh the chaps from yorkshireee, province of ENGLAND. Lad stop being a cheeky little monkey and scamper back to your cage. and NO coffe for you just a soggy biscuit.
See the best way to combat coffe madness is to verably abuse a star bucks employee, usually they cry 
Shrendyc
Tue Oct 26, 2004 8:16 am
#6
OK - someone fell off the wagon there - anyone mind picking the guy up?
JTGAlpha
Tue Oct 26, 2004 9:09 am
#7
LOL! Awesome!!
That's almost as good as the time some wretched audience member "poxed" one of my ushers.
Hollow
Tue Oct 26, 2004 9:41 am
#8
JTGAlpha wrote:
LOL! Awesome!!
That's almost as good as the time some wretched audience member "poxed" one of my ushers.
That sounds interesting, do tell!
JTGAlpha
Tue Oct 26, 2004 9:46 am
#9
Well I was working stage manager for some singer or another's to-do and there was no flash photography, as is customary. Anyway, some ding bat didn't think that applied to her so one of our ushers came up to her and tried to get her to turn over the camera for the rest of the show. The crazy old wretch begins shouting at the poor girl, "A POX UPON YOU!!" She hexed her, the poor thing, and the usher, a young, fresh faced sophmore and sorority cadet left in tears. Ah, theater. 
Message Edited by JTGAlpha on 10-26-2004 09:46 AM
Hollow
Tue Oct 26, 2004 9:51 am
#10
MUAHAHAHA!
I should try that.
Do you think it'll work on noisey coworkers?
JTGAlpha
Tue Oct 26, 2004 9:52 am
#11
Psh. Probably. I would have laughed if someone poxed me...lol!
Hollow
Tue Oct 26, 2004 11:24 am
#13
WayneInAustin wrote:
I got poxed once, but it was just a small pox.
I was called a chicken once...once...
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