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Thread: auction for recipe for smugglers pie

Moricky
Sun Jun 12, 2005 8:50 am
#1

dunno, but im all for feeding the jedi some Humble Pie.



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djtorre
Sun Jun 12, 2005 4:17 pm
#2


im putting up for auction a recipe for smuggler' pie.

Once you ingest a portion of pie you get the following stats:


-ironic sarcasm +25

-abilty to even laugh when we dont get anything in the next publish +10


Some side effects have been noticed if you injest more then the recomended amount of pie in on day:


-After using feign death and when you have your back on the ground a neon light brand acme comes out of your hat and points an arrow at you while it hums the melody of the A-team.


-You tend to follow jedi around saying how much you love them andoffering them slices of pieall the time.


-When your slicing you automatically procede to a kneel position and start praying for a good slice.


min bid 25 mill

increments of 250k's

buyout=no buyout unless you have a picbea arthur dancing the macarena,in that case ill trade straight up.



P.S:i got a wierd sense of humour when im hangover so if nobody thinks this is funny......................your probably right.


Message Edited by djtorre on 06-12-2005 04:18 PM

Furon
Sun Jun 12, 2005 4:20 pm
#3

Trade Forums please.



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najib
Sun Jun 12, 2005 4:23 pm
#4

Would you accept a trade for one pre-nerf Melon?



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Moricky
Sun Jun 12, 2005 4:34 pm
#5






najib wrote:

Would you accept a trade for one pre-nerf Melon?






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maxtheusher
Sun Jun 12, 2005 4:50 pm
#6

Two pre-nerf melons AND a beer pie



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djtorre
Sun Jun 12, 2005 4:55 pm
#7


Hum sorry i cant acept melons but if you have any indecent pics of wes i will be willing to take bussines.


By indecent pics i mean pics thatprove that wes is actually a jedi in discuise.


lol



Message Edited by djtorre on 06-12-2005 04:56 PM

maxtheusher
Sun Jun 12, 2005 4:58 pm
#8



Furon wrote:
Trade Forums please.




Someone took his smuggler's pie



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djtorre
Sun Jun 12, 2005 5:00 pm
#9

he never has tried "pie"


once you go pie you never come back


Moricky
Sun Jun 12, 2005 5:12 pm
#10

dunno, but im all for feeding the jedi some Humble Pie.



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djtorre
Sun Jun 12, 2005 5:13 pm
#11

dont think the humble pie would work buddy but hey go ahead and give it a shot.
Moricky
Sun Jun 12, 2005 5:49 pm
#12






djtorre wrote:

dont think the humble pie would work buddy but hey go ahead and give it a shot.





nah, i wouldnt even make a humble pie, as an empty pie shell it has the potential to be a far greater pie.



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Zeon_Zaku
Sun Jun 12, 2005 7:21 pm
#13

I have a picture of Arthur doing the moon walk, will that do?



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