Smuggler Archive

A bit off topic but this was too funny to pass up. This is for all those who just can't get the words to show up correctly in the post:

I wield teh keyboard - then I falter
I see how much of the words taht I alter
'Cus every fifth wrod makes a blunder
My digits taunt me - my head's all dunder
I fear taht dozen words I'm using
I find divi ded orever fusing
I'm always poking all teh wrong keys
A wonderland of backspaced PC

I've got dyslexian typios
I've got dyslexian uh oh! typios

My typing is an aberration
I balk about my useless mistakin'
An ampersand's just a little'un
No more &evenses - I need Ritalin

I've got dyslexian typios
I've got dyslexian uh oh! typios
I've got dyslexian typios
I've got dyslexian uh oh! typios

I miss in spelling 'Tiajuana'
,stead of ,postrophes - put comma
I make a mess when I IM home
It looks like pidgin Eskimo
I failed at Hot Chat when I told 'er
"I'd like to tuck you up on a moulder"
My proper meaning cannot convey
It's all unplanned much ot my dimsay

I've got dyslexian typios
I've got dyslexian uh oh! typios
I've got dyslexian typios
I've got dyslexian uh oh! typios

Rdaio? Radoi? Ardio? Raido? Rdaio? Radoi? Ardio? Raido?

I've got dyslexian typios
I've got dyslexian uh oh! typios
I've got dyslexian typios
I've got dyslexian uh oh! typios

(Typios, typios)

What's the screen say?

OMFG I LOVE MEXICAN RADIO! I CAN'T BELIEVE SOMEONE PARODIED IT!