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Thread: funny role play moment.
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Egowyn
Thu Jul 15, 2004 4:13 am
#1
So I'm relaxing by a cantina, master smuggler title is up.
this guy walks up to me and says.....
Guy: Can you slice some guns for me?
Me: Look manI dont know who you've been talking to but umm thats kind of illegal.
Guy: Your a smuggler arent you?
Me: whoever told you that is a filthy liar.
Guy: wha...
Me: you ok man?
Guy: yeah can you slice my guns or what?
Me: uhh.... didn't we just go over this? Not too bright are ya? Just so happens I have a lil somthing for that....care for a lil muon?
Guy: NO I want my guns sliced!!
Me: settle down not so loud.
by this point he was quite annoyed so i sent him a tell saying yes id do it
anyway I got a kick out of it.
What is your most memorable RP/smuggler moment?
KyrainMcLeod
Thu Jul 15, 2004 4:51 am
#2
In front of Theed Spaceport waiting fr Doc buffs a guy comes up:
Guy: Hi there can you slice my weapon?
Me: What? Hey, You're an imperial enforcer, aren't you?
Guy: ? No, I'm a rebel.
Me: /whisper Hell, man keep your voice down, can't you see the imperials over there?
I'll "improve" your weapon if you like, but it's illegal.
Guy: Illegal? Will I get banned for that?
(Yeah, 14-days-trial-noob scores!)
Me: You might get fined or even arrested.
Guy: What? Well I don't want to risk that. Bye.
Wonder if he ever think of getting his stuff sliced again 
korvass
Thu Jul 15, 2004 5:12 am
#3
I was out doing some jobs for that Infamous Slug (who still owes me despite the fact I 'borrowed' two of his precious Rantok Swords.
It was a mission to blow a rival's base, didn't sound too hard, I'd done one already that day. So off I go. I'd gotten a little cocky I guess because when i arrived at the coords for the base, I didn't notice the lair of Dragonets that were living peacefully (or were pets of) next to the base, and started dropping the guards. Next thing I know the Dragonets are on me in a flash, all chomping teeth and nasty claws. So naturally, I roll over and play dead (with only 5 health remaining - phew) - I was unbuffed at the time. Unfortunately they ate my swoop though, but oh well. Not much to do about that. Now I had to figure out how to get out of this mess.
Fortunately, while driving to the base earlier, I had noticed an Imperialofficer training camp fairly closeby. A plan formed. Laying in the warm sand, listening to my swoop going pop and fizzle, and watching the Dragonets wander back to the base, putting about 50 metres between me and them. Probably enough I guessed.
Back up to full health I leap up and race off towards the imperial camp (one with towers and walls - very handy for me). The Dragos of course were quick to follow, snapping at my heals. I managed to take the legs out of the lead one, and pumped my legs as fast as possible, putting a little more distance between me and them.
The Imperial officer and his trainees were somewhat confused as I came jetting into the base at full tilt - one of them barely having time to say, "Suspect target approaching!" I'm like, yeah ok, whatever pal, and tear past him into the base itself, leaving him shouting frantic orders to his trainees as the Dragonets tear into them. I don't think anyone even had time to hit the panic button.
I hide in their control room, fiddling around with their databases, listening to blaster fire and nasty wet crunching noises until all goes quiet. When I tentatively pop my head outside, there's only one dragonet left, and he's limping wounded back towards his lair. I wander slowly back towards the target base (after rifling a few pockets for good measure) and put the poor thing out of it's misery. With no one around but a Dragonet lair nearby i quickly set the timer on the base and head off back to Jabbas, watching it go boom from a safe distance.
Feeling quite smug I arrive at the Slugs palace and claim my pittance reward (lousy oversized larvae).
What happened to the Imperial training camp? Heh, I let it stand. I figured sooner or later they'd send some stormtroopers to investigate, and they'd be wondering what happened to the officer and trainees there. It'd keep them off my back for a while at least. 
Maoko
Thu Jul 15, 2004 5:31 am
#4
Guy: Hey hurry and come help us kill this Dark Jedi!!!!!!
Me: No thanx, theres no profit in that.
Guy: (random offensive jibberish i probably cant type here)
I love Master Smuggler
yimaz
Thu Jul 15, 2004 6:53 am
#5
after i slice i follow up with a maco that says "If you get cough with this slice you dont know me". So i use this macro with a n00b who's weapon i sliced and he says:
"Really?? it's not an exploit is it? Will I get in trouble??"
My responce was:
"Shhh the Empire will hear you"
He says:
"Ohh, I get it...ok i dont know you"
Took him a min but he got it!.......
JTGAlpha
Thu Jul 15, 2004 1:08 pm
#6
/duel.
ImperialWookiee: Duel me!
Me: I'm not going to fight you. There's no money in it. Slave.
yimaz
Thu Jul 15, 2004 1:12 pm
#7
JTGAlpha wrote:
/duel.
ImperialWookiee: Duel me!
Me: I'm not going to fight you. There's no money in it. Slave.
Imperial Wookiee's are the Uncle Tom's of there species......
Havok3060
Thu Jul 15, 2004 1:57 pm
#9
Dude: Hey could ya slice this weapon for me? I need it to hunt rancors
Me: Shh! what are you a a idiot? Theres a lot of people here you and I dont know. Their might be Imperial symptysers here!
Me:/emote looks around for Imperial spys
guy: **edit** and slice it!
Me: ...
Me: Your going to need a bigger gun then that if your going to hunt rancors
Guy: You are such a *Edit*dork! Slice it !
Me: /Echuta You think you are going to get buissness from me after you talk to me like that?!
Guy: God ! I bet'cha play this game 24/7 and watch the movies 14563 times and can quote evry line of the movie by hart. (He said some other stuff that I shouldnt say here)
Me : What? game ! Movie?
Guy: *Edit* Off!
Me: /bye
I told him as he was leaving that I obviously dont play this game as much as him since he master evry other profession , and Ive only masterd merchantand that I only watch the move 14550 times not 1463 times. I can quote the 4th and 5th movies but, Im still working of the 6th.
Egowyn
Thu Jul 15, 2004 11:50 pm
#10
havok wrote:
I told him as he was leaving that I obviously dont play this game as much as him since he master evry other profession , and Ive only masterd merchantand that I only watch the move 14550 times not 1463 times. I can quote the 4th and 5th movies but, Im still working of the 6th.
MadnessLives
Fri Jul 16, 2004 1:34 am
#12
This was a while back, Ran up to the Smuggler Trainer in Mos Eisley! he taught me the great Novice Smuggler skill! I was happy had a house filled with locked containers, and a backpack filled with ressources to bust out some spice.
I flip on the Novice Smuggler tag (because Im proud, of course)and no lie, 5 seconds later
GUY: can you slice my weapon????
ME: Not yet, just got novice a minute ago, need to get some higher skills first.
GUY: I gotta go get a buff, I'll be back in 10 mins, so you can slice it then!
ME: Sure no worries, got 60 locked containers?
GUY: ARE YOU F**NIN CRAZY?
ME: nope, but if you want me to slice up you weap, I need 15000 slicing xp first!
GUY: You sure are a crappy smuggler?!?!?
ME: I guess I am, as a novice you are pretty crappy, but when I hit master, I'll give you a shout!
GUY: F OFF noob!
So a couple weeks later I send this guy a tell,
ME: Master Smuggler, Slicing weapons for free to all a**holes, and you where on the top of the list!
He never replied 
Havok3060
Fri Jul 16, 2004 2:24 am
#13
MadnessLives wrote:
This was a while back, Ran up to the Smuggler Trainer in Mos Eisley! he taught me the great Novice Smuggler skill! I was happy had a house filled with locked containers, and a backpack filled with ressources to bust out some spice.
I flip on the Novice Smuggler tag (because Im proud, of course)and no lie, 5 seconds later
GUY: can you slice my weapon????
ME: Not yet, just got novice a minute ago, need to get some higher skills first.
GUY: I gotta go get a buff, I'll be back in 10 mins, so you can slice it then!
ME: Sure no worries, got 60 locked containers?
GUY: ARE YOU F**NIN CRAZY?
ME: nope, but if you want me to slice up you weap, I need 15000 slicing xp first!
GUY: You sure are a crappy smuggler?!?!?
ME: I guess I am, as a novice you are pretty crappy, but when I hit master, I'll give you a shout!
GUY: F OFF noob!
So a couple weeks later I send this guy a tell,
ME: Master Smuggler, Slicing weapons for free to all a**holes, and you where on the top of the list!
He never replied
LOL
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