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Thread: Smuggler Recipe
- 4 truck loads of Patience
- 3 table spoons of Sarcasm
- 3 buckets of Quick Wit
- 1 teaspoon of Luck
- A dash of Humour
Method
Stir in the Sarcasm with the Quick Wit until soft and creamy. Sprinkle Luck over the mixture and add a dash of Humour. Then pour all the Patience onto the mixture (add promises of a Smuggler Revamp and a rubbish Slicing System for flavour) then leave to set for about 2 years. If the mixture still hasn't set after that time, keep adding more Time along with more Promises until you are left with a rock-solid-flaming-p**sed off Smuggler.
Message Edited by BadgeAddict on 07-30-2005 01:27 PM
Hmm... I tried to substitute the Patience with Bile and Rage and ended up making one Master Power user and a Riflegirl.
Then again those two don't upset my stomach whereas the Smuggler Pie has me reaching for Pepto.
Wraith-X wrote:
Hmm... I tried to substitute the Patience with Bile and Rage and ended up making one Master Power user and a Riflegirl.
Then again those two don't upset my stomach whereas the Smuggler Pie has me reaching for Pepto.
No wait... that aint pepto! Its Muon! Doh!