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Thread: Smuggler Recipe

BadgeAddict
Sat Jul 30, 2005 5:18 am
#1



Ingredients:


  • 4 truck loads of Patience

  • 3 table spoons of Sarcasm

  • 3 buckets of Quick Wit

  • 1 teaspoon of Luck

  • A dash of Humour

Method


Stir in the Sarcasm with the Quick Wit until soft and creamy. Sprinkle Luck over the mixture and add a dash of Humour. Then pour all the Patience onto the mixture (add promises of a Smuggler Revamp and a rubbish Slicing System for flavour) then leave to set for about 2 years. If the mixture still hasn't set after that time, keep adding more Time along with more Promises until you are left with a rock-solid-flaming-p**sed off Smuggler.

Message Edited by BadgeAddict on 07-30-2005 01:27 PM

DoMakk
Sat Jul 30, 2005 11:05 am
#2

you forgot the STYLE



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Antonnio
Sat Jul 30, 2005 1:06 pm
#3

Why does my recipe book state that the time period is "soon"?



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Wraith-X
Sun Jul 31, 2005 5:39 am
#4

Hmm... I tried to substitute the Patience with Bile and Rage and ended up making one Master Power user and a Riflegirl.


Then again those two don't upset my stomach whereas the Smuggler Pie has me reaching for Pepto.





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QuantumArtist
Sun Jul 31, 2005 6:21 am
#5







Wraith-X wrote:

Hmm... I tried to substitute the Patience with Bile and Rage and ended up making one Master Power user and a Riflegirl.


Then again those two don't upset my stomach whereas the Smuggler Pie has me reaching for Pepto.








No wait... that aint pepto! Its Muon! Doh!


Oh well, I'm sure you wont be thinking about your stomach for the next few hours. Enjoy it kid, the first ones free...



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Wraith-X
Sun Jul 31, 2005 7:27 pm
#6

Muon makes a nice change of pace from my chain popping Booster from my house full of stockpiled crates. Even Ex-Smugglers need to think ahead.



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