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Thread: The official NOT about CU Smuggler thread
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yimaz
Thu Apr 14, 2005 2:27 pm
#1
*drops a beach chair sparks up a honey blunt rolled deathstick grabs a jawa beer from the cooler cranks up the tunes and kicks back*
So Smugglers..... who wants to party. 
Topic of discussion:
What species fires up your thrusters and why.Do you have any stories of love on the run or forbidden love that you wanna share? (RP it out if ya want).
Did you go to bed with a hot zabrak and wake up with a bothan? Did you steal someones girl? Or do you just want me to shut up and pass this blunt?
I got a great story to share about some hottiesI had a run in with from the empire but Im leavingwork so it will have to wait till later...
yimaz
Thu Apr 14, 2005 3:37 pm
#4
zChuckRoastz wrote:
Pass me the blunt and I'll make something up!
*pass*
yimaz
Thu Apr 14, 2005 3:38 pm
#5
TomoRainer wrote:
Ithorians have like three mouths.
2 and if you have not see Ithorians gone wild i recomend it, It will make you feel dirty/sick and exited all at the same time.
mrbleepbleep
Thu Apr 14, 2005 3:39 pm
#6
TomoRainer wrote:
Ithorians have like three mouths.
Two, actually. That other thing's not a mouth! 
HOTDOG
Thu Apr 14, 2005 3:42 pm
#7
mrbleepbleep wrote:
TomoRainer wrote:
Ithorians have like three mouths.
Two, actually. That other thing's not a mouth!
UGH! SERIOUSLY!
she told me...
UGH!
*spit**spit**spit**spit*
TomoRainer
Thu Apr 14, 2005 3:51 pm
#8
Yeah, well find the right one and you'd swear they had three.
yimaz
Thu Apr 14, 2005 4:07 pm
#9
TomoRainer wrote:
Yeah, well find the right one and you'd swear they had three.
mrbleepbleep
Thu Apr 14, 2005 4:11 pm
#10
yimaz wrote:
TomoRainer wrote:
Yeah, well find the right one and you'd swear they had three.
That emote you just did is a fairly accurate diagram actually...
yimaz
Thu Apr 14, 2005 4:18 pm
#11
*Yimtakes a hit off thedeath stick*
Ok a story:
I have this friend on Yavin who tells meabout this wild bi-weekly party that is by invite only. All VIP and what not, dancing girls, circus midgets, free party favors, etc. He tells me I will have a great time, so after I run some spice for him he gives me directions to this little hole in the wall on Tatooine but its not where the party is! (never trust a smuggler who says "trust me").I have to bribe 3 jawas who tell me to go and talk with a Storm Trooper named TK-69 who is hanging out at the end of the road by a broken down speeder. I find him and drop a ton of credits only tofind he knows nothing, he's "on vacation" and does not even work on Tat! But he does tell meto go see an Officer (I hate Imps)namedPystie Nypps who hangs out in the cantina in mos eisly. I find him and after 2hrs of "have another drink with me boy" (he was sloshed on VB) he finally tells me where the party is. After 3 shuttle trips and a long ass speeder ride I arrive at this cantina called the Buttered Biscuit, I use the secret pass word and pay yet another bribe to get in. So the question is was it worth it?
I can tell you only this,I remember nothing after the first 1/2 hour. I blacked out and woke up in a hotel on Lok (which is strange because the party was on dant) with twozabrak females andonehuman femaleplus a chubba covered in jelly. Ihave no idea what happened but man was I hung over!
Message Edited by yimaz on 04-14-2005 07:21 PM
Jaguarrr
Fri Apr 15, 2005 1:19 am
#12
"Twi'leks, definitly..." *puff* *puff*"First I can't stand if a girl got more hair than me on other places than the head."
"And have you ever seen them in padded armour? Rrrrrrr." 
"Well humans and zabraks look nice in them too, but can they flirt with you with their lekku? Noooo, they can't. Cause they ain't have them! There was this mute Twi'lek chick and..." *puff* *puff* *cough* "...I was like the only one able to understand her, man. Acting all shy to anybody else. Yeah... Good time..."
"She was fiddling with my clothes. With her lekku. Freaked out and turned on at the same time, dude. Damn, nothing better than flirting with twis." *puff* *puff*
yimaz
Fri Apr 15, 2005 10:31 am
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Jaguarrr wrote:
"Twi'leks, definitly..." *puff* *puff*"First I can't stand if a girl got more hair than me on other places than the head."
"And have you ever seen them in padded armour? Rrrrrrr."
"Well humans and zabraks look nice in them too, but can they flirt with you with their lekku? Noooo, they can't. Cause they ain't have them! There was this mute Twi'lek chick and..." *puff* *puff* *cough* "...I was like the only one able to understand her, man. Acting all shy to anybody else. Yeah... Good time..."
"She was fiddling with my clothes. With her lekku. Freaked out and turned on at the same time, dude. Damn, nothing better than flirting with twis." *puff* *puff*
/agree
humans are an over all weak race so I have little respect for them as a people (not counting friends in that) Zabrak females are very aggressive, something in my peoples blood I guess but Twi's....ahh Twi's, censual and skilled in the art of pleasure I've loved many many in my travels and understanding how to "read" their lekku's has come in handy...very handy indeed.
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