Smuggler Archive
Thread: Bye Bye Smuggler
"Alot of people are smugglers, but only some of us act like them."
Another reason to take a break.... (yesterday)
"Can you slice this weapon for me?" - Idiot
"Negative, I am not slicing." - Me"
Come on plz, I really need someone to slice it." - Idiot
"And this is my problem because...?" - Me
"Your a smuggler, this is what you do." - Idiot
"Oh you can, read, well I am proud, so read this, No" - Me
*added to ignore list* (Five minutes later)
"This is *idiot*'s alt, so will you slice my weapon now?" - Idiot
"Will you leave me alone if I do?" - Me
"Yeah" - Idiot
"My price is 2.5k for every 5%" - Me
"Wow thats expensive, when I was smuggler I didn't charge that." - Idiot
"Yeah, well unlike you, I am not a smuggler because of a Holocron who stands around spamming free slices to level quickly. I am a master smuggler, that means you even wink at me wrong and I am going to low blowand the title Master means unless I am slicing a CDEF Pistol or a Survival Knife, your ass is paying the money or your weapon meets Mr. Radial Destroy button" - Me
BOTTOMLINE: Being a real smuggler involves looking out for number 1 and always willing to low blow someone to get what you want.