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yimaz

Tue Jun 08, 2004 2:06 pm

#1

People amaze me here is a list of sure fire way to get flamed:

1. give a uppopular opinion on a subject others are passionate about and say everyone feels the way you do.

2. Post with out any back round knowlege and tell others they dont know what they are talking about.

3. Pretend your smart and pick on people who are not fluent in English or are just poor spellers.

4. Start out any given sentence with things like:

a."I dont get it"

b. "you people are losers"

c. "you needto benerf"

d. "You are alla bunch of whiners"

e."your factionis full of terrorists/nazi's"(one of the best ways to really piss people off)

f. "what areyou people up set about"

g. "N00b, Dood, Holoslut, I337, KD/Dizzy kid" (i could go on but you get my point)

5. Act suprise that people responed in a negative way.However if you are a pro flamer you can end your thread with somthing like "go ahead and flame me" or my fav "please dont flame me its just my point of view"

6. End Message with somthing like "this needed to be said"

Here is an example of how you to can acted like a pro flamer:

"I dont get it! Ive been on this message board for 20min and i think you are all losers. You people need to be nerfed, you whiners! Your nothing but a bunch of terrorists N00b KD Dizzy I337's who have no reason to be upset! Please dont flame me this is just my point of view but everyone feels this way and it needed to be said."

With attention to detail you 2 can flame with the best of them. Go team loser!!

Next idiot you run into try this:

"Your last holo told you to master a$$hole but i can see you master it a long time ago!........

Yimayz Samoot
Master Smuggler & Master Pilot
Captain of the Auto de fé

yimaz

Tue Jun 08, 2004 2:14 pm

#2

Its a guide not guild... God Yim is such a N00b!

Yimayz Samoot
Master Smuggler & Master Pilot
Captain of the Auto de fé

Orcajum

Tue Jun 08, 2004 3:17 pm

#3

I don't get it Yimaz.

Orkajum'sydef
Master Smuggler
"I--I'm out of it for a little while, everybody gets delusions of grandeur.."

yimaz

Tue Jun 08, 2004 3:26 pm

#4

Orcajum wrote:
I don't get it Yimaz.

That cause your a n00b now bugger off before i tunt you a 2nd time! PWNED!! heehee.OH and please dont be mad at me for saying that.......

p.s. im only kidding folks, no really...

Yimayz Samoot
Master Smuggler & Master Pilot
Captain of the Auto de fé

Orcajum

Tue Jun 08, 2004 3:36 pm

#5

yimaz wrote:

Orcajum wrote:
I don't get it Yimaz.

That cause your a n00b now bugger off before i tunt you a 2nd time! PWNED!! heehee.OH and please dont be mad at me for saying that.......
p.s. im only kidding folks, no really...

Hey, who you callin' scruffy looking?

Oh wait, you didn't call me that did you? (use /fasttalk to avoid sounding stupid)

Well, thats MR. 1337 N00b terrorist to you.

Orkajum'sydef
Master Smuggler
"I--I'm out of it for a little while, everybody gets delusions of grandeur.."

yimaz

Wed Jun 09, 2004 7:22 am

#6

Flamer 2.0 - the response-

A master flamer will use one of these 3 intro's followed by you point:

1. "You need to re-read my post.

2. "You need to calm down its just a game....."

3. "What? why are you attacking me....."

Follow it up with somthing like this: "I was just pointingout that you are new and that is a good thing so dont flame me for showing yousomthing good."

Again with hard work you 2 can master the art of flaming, now go get em!

IF YOU ARE MAD AT THIS THREAD TAKE A PILL!! i KID...iM A KIDDER.....

Yimayz Samoot
Master Smuggler & Master Pilot
Captain of the Auto de fé

yimaz

Wed Jun 09, 2004 8:10 am

#7

/bump

muhaahaahaahaahaa*cough*muhaahaahaahaa*cough, cough...gag, gag...hack, hack, hack, hack, hack..........

Yimayz Samoot
Master Smuggler & Master Pilot
Captain of the Auto de fé

BigZak

Wed Jun 09, 2004 9:59 am

#8

I never flame anyone, but might as well join in the fun here....

Your spelling and grammar suxs.

Just my opinion.

Hehehe, sorry, just had to do that.

Violet Vette, Radiant
Smuggler that can't smuggle

Orcajum

Wed Jun 09, 2004 10:08 am

#9

yimaz wrote:
/bump
muhaahaahaahaahaa*cough*muhaahaahaahaa*cough, cough...gag, gag...hack, hack, hack, hack, hack..........

Yim... I told you to cut back to 3 packs of deathsticks a day. Are we going to have to clone you a new lung or something?

Besides, start dropping GiggleDust next time you decide to do your devious laugh. That's some wacked sh**. I swear, you can actually SEE your laughs and they smile back at you.

Orkajum'sydef
Master Smuggler
"I--I'm out of it for a little while, everybody gets delusions of grandeur.."

yimaz

Wed Jun 09, 2004 10:23 am

#10

BigZak wrote:
I never flame anyone, but might as well join in the fun here....

Your spelling and grammar suxs.

Just my opinion.

Hehehe, sorry, just had to do that.

Violet Vette, Radiant
Smuggler that can't smuggle

Everyone stop flaming me, I'm really a nice person you bunch of<edit> <edit> <edit> little <edit> with a small <edit> and a big <edit> ifI were you I would just <edit>, <edit>, <edit>, <edit> and last but not least <edit>, <edit>, <edit> you!.................what, what did i sayto get you all to jump on the flame band wagon? I nice, you <edit>.....

Yimayz Samoot
Master Smuggler & Master Pilot
Captain of the Auto de fé

yimaz

Wed Jun 09, 2004 10:58 am

#11

Orcajum wrote:

yimaz wrote:

/bump

muhaahaahaahaahaa*cough*muhaahaahaahaa*cough, cough...gag, gag...hack, hack, hack, hack, hack..........

Yim... I told you to cut back to 3 packs of deathsticks a day. Are we going to have to clone you a new lung or something?

Besides, start dropping GiggleDust next time you decide to do your devious laugh. That's some wacked sh**. I swear, you can actually SEE your laughs and they smile back at you.

*in his best old lady chain smoking voice*

its all those damn filterless lucky strike's.....hack!, Haaaack! ah better.....

Yimayz Samoot
Master Smuggler & Master Pilot
Captain of the Auto de fé

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