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Thread: Scenes from the Star Wars movies through the SWG Smuggler Filter...
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WedgeStarkiller
Fri Aug 19, 2005 11:00 am
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I was inspired by the post a few days ago parodying the movies by rewriting them for SWG. Thing that bothered me was it was too Jedi-centric like everything else in the game so here's my rewrite:
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The Star Wars:
Episode 1:
Queen Amidala: Your blockade is at an end. We have contracted with some Smugglers to run it and deliver goods to us!
Nute Gunray: Ha! You are bluffing… no one has ever implemented Smuggler missions.
Episode 2:
Still no smuggling missions. A lot of Jedi and MBH fighting though.
Episode 3:
Still no smuggling missions. The Clone Wars end with Jedi ganking squads killing all of Jedi except for just a few who are apparently enough to train 90% of the galaxy to use the force in the next 15 years. Unfortunately no “Jedi Order” takes control and all that follows is a lot of leet speak and cries for nerfs. The force has a strong influence on the weak minded SOE accountants.
Finally….
Episode 4: A New Hope
A Jawa Sandcrawler pulls up to the Lars Homestead POI….
Luke: I thought the only Sandcrawlers on Tatooine were either destroyed or parked at the Jawa Fortress POI?
Owen: Sometimes they send one out to AFK spam the Fortress location in front of starports. They sometimes stop here on the way back.
Jawa: -ootini!-
Owen: I got some loot junk to sell you… still 10 credits per item?
Jawa: -ootini!-
Owen: Oh really, since when do you guys sell droids too? We usually go to a droid engineer vendor tent near Anchorhead when we need droids.
Luke: Uncle Owen, how can you understand these guys? All I keep hearing is “ootini!”?
Owen: We accumulate a lot of junk here at the farm so I took the Smuggler underworld boxes so I could get the language comprehension bonus. I was told by my trainer that no one in the entire galaxy ever took Smuggler just for the languages before and that almost everyone learns most of them at birth. Anyway it also lets me understand what the twilik dancers are talking about with their leku at the Mos Eisley cantina. Don’t tell Beru I frequent there or I’ll make you grind the unarmed tree for brawler as punishment.
Luke: Cantina? What cantina?
Owen: Good boy. -To Jawa- let me see the droids you have for sale.
Jawa: -U’tini- (Ed: This Jawa has a south Tatooine accent.)
Owen: I have no need for a protocol droid. As far as I know no one does… do you at least has a storage compartment?
C-3PO: ….
Owen: -To C-3PO- Do you have a storage compartment?
C-3PO: Do?
Owen: -Annoyed- Do you speak Bocce?
C-3PO: Do?
Owen: Oh great, it thinks its name is “Do” now.
Jawa: -OOtini…-
Owen: Oh good, it does have a storage compartment. -To Luke- We can put banned items in him and avoid the imperial scanning teams in Mos Eisley. They don’t scan droids.
Luke: Well how about this blue one? He has a storage compartment and I can use him as the droid in my T-16.
Owen: Fine we’ll take “Do” over here and the blue one. Oh and here, buy these CDEF pistols and stone knives off me while you are here.
Jawa: -Ootini!!!!-
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Later at the Mos Eisley Cantina…
Luke: There sure are a lot of weird NPC’s in here. Why doesn’t every cantina look like this?
Bartender: We don’t serve their kind here… store your droids before you come in.
Obi-Wan: -Shouting- Need transport to Alderaan, Will Pay 2k!
Han tells you “10k”
Chewbacca: -in wookie- Hello kind sirs, my partner and I would be honored to take your charter and transport you to Alderaan. Please follow me and we’ll discuss it.
Obi-Wan: Chewbacca here is co-pilot of a ship that may suit us.
Han: You are lucky to find us here, we usually spend all our time in back of the cantina in Nym’s Stronghold on Lok. That was before the CU when Chewie still had Master Dancer. They used to call him “the dancing wookie”. Well after the CU hit he found he needed to be CL80 in order to fight effectively with his bowcaster so now he’s master rifleman, master smuggler. And we have to come here for our entertainer buffs. All the newbs in Eisley attract the entertainers. Anyway, I’ll take you to Alderaan for 10k.
Luke: 10k? We could almost buy our own ship for that much!
Han: And who’s gonna fly it? You need Master Pilot to fly a POB Ship.
Obi-Wan: Is it a fast ship?
Han: You’ve never heard of the Mi11ennium Fa1con_ ? -pause, sighing- I’m not surprised, I wanted to name her Millennium Falcon but the name filter rejected it and no one knows how to pronounce a name with a 1 in it. Anyways, she’s the ship that did the Kessel run when it was still PVP enabled.
Luke: Lets just take the shuttle.
Obi-Wan: I told you a BH is tracking me, I’m not going to just stand around a starport.
Han: Well then forget it, I’m not helping a Jedi avoid a BH. I hear tracking droids don’t even work on Alderaan.
Obi-Wan: We’ll pay you 2k now, and 15k when we get to Alderaan.
Han: Then again a Jedi your age must be full template anyway. Meet me at docking bay 94.
Luke: I don’t see that on the map.
Han: Just group with me in front of the starship terminals in the starport. Jeez… every time I try to roleplay someone takes me literally.
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Later, at Docking Bay 94, also known as the starship terminals in the starport.
Jabba: Han… you failed the last space mission I sent you on. If you don’t pay me back for the spice you dropped I’ll have to send Boba Fett after you.
Han: Now Jabba you know they haven’t implemented smuggler missions and bounties yet. Kind of an empty threat.
Jabba: -Reconsidering, offers Han two dialog choices-:
1. “Even I get boarded sometimes. Give me a new haul of Spice and I’ll try again.”
2. “I’m busy right now, I’ll come back and try again when I have time.”
Han chooses option 1.
Jabba: You appear to be working for someone else, would you rather work for me now?
Han: I forgot about the charter I had… I’m busy right now, I’ll come back and try again when I have time.
Jabba: Stop Conversing.
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Everyone boards the Fa1con_…
Luke: Why are there simple toolkits scattered all over the Fa1con_?
Han: Long story, turns out you didn’t have to convert all your WUK’s before the slicing change.
Luke: Why aren’t there any seats?
Han: You think I’m gonna waste a veteran reward on a tiny diner booth? I got 15mil for the ADK I took instead.
Luke: Any why are all those alarms going off?
Han: Oh that, I’ve learned to ignore them. The Fa1con_ got shot up once and even though its all fixed now the alarm is bugged and won’t turn off.
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The Fa1con_ is pulled into the Death Star hanger bay.
Luke: You have to hide us!
Han: Well I always intended to install Smuggling compartments but there were never implemented.
Luke: Do you think we could fit in the droids?
Stormtrooper: Freeze, you are under arrest.
-Han mezzes the stormtrooper.-
Obi-Wan: Don’t worry with my template I can solo this space station. I’ll just do a spin attack on the tractor beam generator until it goes down. Luke, do a /findfriend on Princess Leia and go rescue her while all the stormtroopers aggro me.
Episode 5:
Leia: Lando system?
Han: Lando isn’t a system, he’s a man. Lando Callrision. Card Player, gambler, scoundrel…. Well actually he’s like to be but they haven’t implemented Sabaac yet and you can’t make any real money in the casinos and there isn’t a way to get the title of scoundrel as of yet. So I guess you’d have to call him a Fixer, Slicer and Rogue instead?
Leia: He’s not a Master Smuggler?
Han: No. Lando never did the spices line, said he didn’t go into the Smuggler profession to be a crafter or drug dealer. Also I think he didn’t want to be confused with a fencer. Anyway I hear he’s a Master Politician now, not sure what the rest of his template is.
Leia: Can we trust him?
Han: Well I’m sure people trade very expensive weapons to him all the time to slice, if that isn’t trust I don’t know what is.
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Later:
Vader: You may take Captain Solo to Jabba the Hut after I have Skywalker.
Boba Fett: He’s no good to me dead.
Vader: All you BH’s do is complain. If he dies you can either get a doc to res him or just have him clone someplace.
Lando: What about Leia and the Wookiee?
Vader: They must never again leave this city.
Lando: That was never a condition of our agreement, nor was giving Han to this bounty hunter! Besides the best I can do is ban them from using the shuttleport.
Vader: Perhaps you want me to go on the Jedi forum and petition to have Last Ditch nerfed again?
Lando: No.
Vader: Good, it would be unfortunate if I also had to insist that the dps on Uber Force Choke was fixed before any Smuggler missions were implemented.
Lando: This deal is getting worse all the time.
Episode 6:
Outside Jabba’s Sail Barge…
Lando: Han why are you using that polearm? You don’t have pikeman in your template?
Han: Post-Cu I’m certed for it since its only based on CL now. I can only use default attack though.
Chewie: -roar-
Han: Boba Fett?!? Where?!?
Han hits Fetts jetpack for 10 points of damage with the polearm and destroys it.
Boba Fett: When I clone I’m going to post a petition to have Smuggler/Pikeman nerfed!!!
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Later in Orbit of Endor:
Han: It’s a good thing we figured out how to make the Imperial Shuttle hologram flyable.
Chewie: -roar-
Han: Since this ship was never actually implemented, it’s a forgone conclusion that they didn’t have wookies in mind when they designed it.
Vader: Where is that shuttle going?
Piet: We’re about to destroy it. Apparently its being flown by a Master Smuggler who never got the memo that there aren’t Smuggler missions. Actually tried to fly through our blockade undectected.
Vader: Let them land.
Piet: Sir?
Vader: It will be highly entertaining to watch a combat team lead by a Smuggler try to destroy anything. The men need a good laugh.
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Later on Endor:
Han: I mezzed all the stormtroopers, we got 40 seconds to open the door. I guess I can slice it.
-You require a blast door slicing kit to perform that action-
Han: Quick start shooting the Ewoks, I hear they drop “blast door slicing kits”.
Leia: That’s crazy! Can’t you just craft one?
Han: Not since the slicing change.
C-3PO: How could primitives like Ewoks possibly have slicing kits?
Han: Maybe they looted them off the stormtroopers?
C-3PO: Then just shoot the stormtroopers.
Han: That’s not how it works professor. Chewie, open up on the ewoks.
Suddenly the mezz on the stormtroopers wears off, the rebels and stormtroopers promptly group and begin to kill all the Ewoks with Han as the master looter.
Han: Woot! I got a blast door slicing kit of that little brown one. I’m going to try to slice the door now.
-You require a finely crafted lock-pick to perform that action.-
Han: I’m going to shuttle to Dantooine and take some Janta missions. I hear they drop finely crafted lock-picks. Goodluck in the fight now that the Ewoks are attacking you too.
-The next shuttle will begin boarding in 59 seconds.-
Han: Damn, missed the shuttle again.
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After a few missions and some looting Han gets the door open.
Han: So how are we supposed to blow up this shield generator?
Leia: I’m not even sure how it got here since Endor is non-buildable and as far as I can tell they haven’t implemented anything like a shield generator yet.
Han: Hey, that’s my line. Let me /bug it.
CSR: The shield generator is working as intended.
Han: But its not possible to destroy it.
CSR: The shield generator is working as intended. Is there anything else I can help you with?
Han: They still haven’t implemented Smuggle Missions, can you get that done?
CSR: Have a nice day. [leaves]
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Meanwhile in orbit of Endor:
Lando: How could they be jamming it unless they knew we were coming…
Nien Numb: -babble bable-
Lando: And where is the Death Star? Shouldn’t they be building it by now? How are we supposed to destroy it if they haven’t built it yet?
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The Star Wars:
Episode 1:
Queen Amidala: Your blockade is at an end. We have contracted with some Smugglers to run it and deliver goods to us!
Nute Gunray: Ha! You are bluffing… no one has ever implemented Smuggler missions.
Episode 2:
Still no smuggling missions. A lot of Jedi and MBH fighting though.
Episode 3:
Still no smuggling missions. The Clone Wars end with Jedi ganking squads killing all of Jedi except for just a few who are apparently enough to train 90% of the galaxy to use the force in the next 15 years. Unfortunately no “Jedi Order” takes control and all that follows is a lot of leet speak and cries for nerfs. The force has a strong influence on the weak minded SOE accountants.
Finally….
Episode 4: A New Hope
A Jawa Sandcrawler pulls up to the Lars Homestead POI….
Luke: I thought the only Sandcrawlers on Tatooine were either destroyed or parked at the Jawa Fortress POI?
Owen: Sometimes they send one out to AFK spam the Fortress location in front of starports. They sometimes stop here on the way back.
Jawa: -ootini!-
Owen: I got some loot junk to sell you… still 10 credits per item?
Jawa: -ootini!-
Owen: Oh really, since when do you guys sell droids too? We usually go to a droid engineer vendor tent near Anchorhead when we need droids.
Luke: Uncle Owen, how can you understand these guys? All I keep hearing is “ootini!”?
Owen: We accumulate a lot of junk here at the farm so I took the Smuggler underworld boxes so I could get the language comprehension bonus. I was told by my trainer that no one in the entire galaxy ever took Smuggler just for the languages before and that almost everyone learns most of them at birth. Anyway it also lets me understand what the twilik dancers are talking about with their leku at the Mos Eisley cantina. Don’t tell Beru I frequent there or I’ll make you grind the unarmed tree for brawler as punishment.
Luke: Cantina? What cantina?
Owen: Good boy. -To Jawa- let me see the droids you have for sale.
Jawa: -U’tini- (Ed: This Jawa has a south Tatooine accent.)
Owen: I have no need for a protocol droid. As far as I know no one does… do you at least has a storage compartment?
C-3PO: ….
Owen: -To C-3PO- Do you have a storage compartment?
C-3PO: Do?
Owen: -Annoyed- Do you speak Bocce?
C-3PO: Do?
Owen: Oh great, it thinks its name is “Do” now.
Jawa: -OOtini…-
Owen: Oh good, it does have a storage compartment. -To Luke- We can put banned items in him and avoid the imperial scanning teams in Mos Eisley. They don’t scan droids.
Luke: Well how about this blue one? He has a storage compartment and I can use him as the droid in my T-16.
Owen: Fine we’ll take “Do” over here and the blue one. Oh and here, buy these CDEF pistols and stone knives off me while you are here.
Jawa: -Ootini!!!!-
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Later at the Mos Eisley Cantina…
Luke: There sure are a lot of weird NPC’s in here. Why doesn’t every cantina look like this?
Bartender: We don’t serve their kind here… store your droids before you come in.
Obi-Wan: -Shouting- Need transport to Alderaan, Will Pay 2k!
Han tells you “10k”
Chewbacca: -in wookie- Hello kind sirs, my partner and I would be honored to take your charter and transport you to Alderaan. Please follow me and we’ll discuss it.
Obi-Wan: Chewbacca here is co-pilot of a ship that may suit us.
Han: You are lucky to find us here, we usually spend all our time in back of the cantina in Nym’s Stronghold on Lok. That was before the CU when Chewie still had Master Dancer. They used to call him “the dancing wookie”. Well after the CU hit he found he needed to be CL80 in order to fight effectively with his bowcaster so now he’s master rifleman, master smuggler. And we have to come here for our entertainer buffs. All the newbs in Eisley attract the entertainers. Anyway, I’ll take you to Alderaan for 10k.
Luke: 10k? We could almost buy our own ship for that much!
Han: And who’s gonna fly it? You need Master Pilot to fly a POB Ship.
Obi-Wan: Is it a fast ship?
Han: You’ve never heard of the Mi11ennium Fa1con_ ? -pause, sighing- I’m not surprised, I wanted to name her Millennium Falcon but the name filter rejected it and no one knows how to pronounce a name with a 1 in it. Anyways, she’s the ship that did the Kessel run when it was still PVP enabled.
Luke: Lets just take the shuttle.
Obi-Wan: I told you a BH is tracking me, I’m not going to just stand around a starport.
Han: Well then forget it, I’m not helping a Jedi avoid a BH. I hear tracking droids don’t even work on Alderaan.
Obi-Wan: We’ll pay you 2k now, and 15k when we get to Alderaan.
Han: Then again a Jedi your age must be full template anyway. Meet me at docking bay 94.
Luke: I don’t see that on the map.
Han: Just group with me in front of the starship terminals in the starport. Jeez… every time I try to roleplay someone takes me literally.
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Later, at Docking Bay 94, also known as the starship terminals in the starport.
Jabba: Han… you failed the last space mission I sent you on. If you don’t pay me back for the spice you dropped I’ll have to send Boba Fett after you.
Han: Now Jabba you know they haven’t implemented smuggler missions and bounties yet. Kind of an empty threat.
Jabba: -Reconsidering, offers Han two dialog choices-:
1. “Even I get boarded sometimes. Give me a new haul of Spice and I’ll try again.”
2. “I’m busy right now, I’ll come back and try again when I have time.”
Han chooses option 1.
Jabba: You appear to be working for someone else, would you rather work for me now?
Han: I forgot about the charter I had… I’m busy right now, I’ll come back and try again when I have time.
Jabba: Stop Conversing.
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Everyone boards the Fa1con_…
Luke: Why are there simple toolkits scattered all over the Fa1con_?
Han: Long story, turns out you didn’t have to convert all your WUK’s before the slicing change.
Luke: Why aren’t there any seats?
Han: You think I’m gonna waste a veteran reward on a tiny diner booth? I got 15mil for the ADK I took instead.
Luke: Any why are all those alarms going off?
Han: Oh that, I’ve learned to ignore them. The Fa1con_ got shot up once and even though its all fixed now the alarm is bugged and won’t turn off.
++++++++++++++++++++
The Fa1con_ is pulled into the Death Star hanger bay.
Luke: You have to hide us!
Han: Well I always intended to install Smuggling compartments but there were never implemented.
Luke: Do you think we could fit in the droids?
Stormtrooper: Freeze, you are under arrest.
-Han mezzes the stormtrooper.-
Obi-Wan: Don’t worry with my template I can solo this space station. I’ll just do a spin attack on the tractor beam generator until it goes down. Luke, do a /findfriend on Princess Leia and go rescue her while all the stormtroopers aggro me.
Episode 5:
Leia: Lando system?
Han: Lando isn’t a system, he’s a man. Lando Callrision. Card Player, gambler, scoundrel…. Well actually he’s like to be but they haven’t implemented Sabaac yet and you can’t make any real money in the casinos and there isn’t a way to get the title of scoundrel as of yet. So I guess you’d have to call him a Fixer, Slicer and Rogue instead?
Leia: He’s not a Master Smuggler?
Han: No. Lando never did the spices line, said he didn’t go into the Smuggler profession to be a crafter or drug dealer. Also I think he didn’t want to be confused with a fencer. Anyway I hear he’s a Master Politician now, not sure what the rest of his template is.
Leia: Can we trust him?
Han: Well I’m sure people trade very expensive weapons to him all the time to slice, if that isn’t trust I don’t know what is.
+++++++++++++++++++++++
Later:
Vader: You may take Captain Solo to Jabba the Hut after I have Skywalker.
Boba Fett: He’s no good to me dead.
Vader: All you BH’s do is complain. If he dies you can either get a doc to res him or just have him clone someplace.
Lando: What about Leia and the Wookiee?
Vader: They must never again leave this city.
Lando: That was never a condition of our agreement, nor was giving Han to this bounty hunter! Besides the best I can do is ban them from using the shuttleport.
Vader: Perhaps you want me to go on the Jedi forum and petition to have Last Ditch nerfed again?
Lando: No.
Vader: Good, it would be unfortunate if I also had to insist that the dps on Uber Force Choke was fixed before any Smuggler missions were implemented.
Lando: This deal is getting worse all the time.
Episode 6:
Outside Jabba’s Sail Barge…
Lando: Han why are you using that polearm? You don’t have pikeman in your template?
Han: Post-Cu I’m certed for it since its only based on CL now. I can only use default attack though.
Chewie: -roar-
Han: Boba Fett?!? Where?!?
Han hits Fetts jetpack for 10 points of damage with the polearm and destroys it.
Boba Fett: When I clone I’m going to post a petition to have Smuggler/Pikeman nerfed!!!
++++++++++++++
Later in Orbit of Endor:
Han: It’s a good thing we figured out how to make the Imperial Shuttle hologram flyable.
Chewie: -roar-
Han: Since this ship was never actually implemented, it’s a forgone conclusion that they didn’t have wookies in mind when they designed it.
Vader: Where is that shuttle going?
Piet: We’re about to destroy it. Apparently its being flown by a Master Smuggler who never got the memo that there aren’t Smuggler missions. Actually tried to fly through our blockade undectected.
Vader: Let them land.
Piet: Sir?
Vader: It will be highly entertaining to watch a combat team lead by a Smuggler try to destroy anything. The men need a good laugh.
++++++++++++++++++++
Later on Endor:
Han: I mezzed all the stormtroopers, we got 40 seconds to open the door. I guess I can slice it.
-You require a blast door slicing kit to perform that action-
Han: Quick start shooting the Ewoks, I hear they drop “blast door slicing kits”.
Leia: That’s crazy! Can’t you just craft one?
Han: Not since the slicing change.
C-3PO: How could primitives like Ewoks possibly have slicing kits?
Han: Maybe they looted them off the stormtroopers?
C-3PO: Then just shoot the stormtroopers.
Han: That’s not how it works professor. Chewie, open up on the ewoks.
Suddenly the mezz on the stormtroopers wears off, the rebels and stormtroopers promptly group and begin to kill all the Ewoks with Han as the master looter.
Han: Woot! I got a blast door slicing kit of that little brown one. I’m going to try to slice the door now.
-You require a finely crafted lock-pick to perform that action.-
Han: I’m going to shuttle to Dantooine and take some Janta missions. I hear they drop finely crafted lock-picks. Goodluck in the fight now that the Ewoks are attacking you too.
-The next shuttle will begin boarding in 59 seconds.-
Han: Damn, missed the shuttle again.
+++++++++++++++++++++++
After a few missions and some looting Han gets the door open.
Han: So how are we supposed to blow up this shield generator?
Leia: I’m not even sure how it got here since Endor is non-buildable and as far as I can tell they haven’t implemented anything like a shield generator yet.
Han: Hey, that’s my line. Let me /bug it.
CSR: The shield generator is working as intended.
Han: But its not possible to destroy it.
CSR: The shield generator is working as intended. Is there anything else I can help you with?
Han: They still haven’t implemented Smuggle Missions, can you get that done?
CSR: Have a nice day. [leaves]
++++++++++++++++++++++++
Meanwhile in orbit of Endor:
Lando: How could they be jamming it unless they knew we were coming…
Nien Numb: -babble bable-
Lando: And where is the Death Star? Shouldn’t they be building it by now? How are we supposed to destroy it if they haven’t built it yet?
Message Edited by WedgeStarkiller on 08-19-2005 02:02 PM
Tango505
Sat Aug 20, 2005 1:05 am
#5
I don't think that I have read a more imaginative post! 
Very well done!
If I may add a small snippet that seemed to slip buy:
Scene: Luke and Obi-Wan riding into Mos Eisley and are stopped by an Imperial Crackdown patrol.
Stormtrooper 1: What are these weapons you have here?
Stormtrooper 2: And this armor? Have you had these sliced?
Luke: No, I bought them off this guy's vendor....
Obi-wan: Aren't you looking for droids?
Stormtrooper 3: Droids, no you're thinking of the droid invasion...that died out with the smuggler revamp discussion.
Stormtrooper 1: We are going to have to fine you 1k credits per rifle and armor piece that you had sliced. And that bit of Muon Gold, whatever that is, is going to cost you another 1k. That's a total of 40k. You didn't think I would see that crate of laser rifles in your weird looking back pack did you?
Luke: What! What about arresting me?
Stormtrooper 2: Why would we want to arrest you when we can just fine you and not have to worry about designing a jail cell? We could send you on a mission to the warren and have the keys not spawn...will that do?
Luke: Fine! It's not like I didn't sell my ADK for 16 million anyway. You're going to let me keep the stuff though, right?
Stormtrooper 4: Yeah, we just want your credits. Go ahead and keep your illegal stuff. We'll stop you later on the way out of town and fine you again.
Stormtrooper 3: You know you really should not have bothered slicing these laser rifles. Don't you know that a smuggler can never make it better thana WS can craft it? Noob....read the FAQ!
Obi-wan: /waveshand; There are no illegally sliced weapons here.
Stormtrooper 5: /waveshand; You're going to make me an administrator on your home.
Obi-wan: Hey! I thought only Jedi can use the Force!
Stormtrooper 5: I grinded Jedi during double XP week! Hah!
Stormtrooper 1, 2, 3, 4: As did we!
*sound of 6 lightsabers being lit* 
Luke: Uncle Owen was right....Mos Eisley is nothing more than a haven for glowing porcupines! You're on your own old man! I'm off to talk to the Ranger trainer.
Stormtroopers 1-5 and Obi-wan: /pointat; /rofl
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