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Thread: Creepiest thing...
Saarek wrote:
So, there I am minding my own business at workwhen I say to myself "Self, you havent been to SWG-faces.com in a while, give it a go."
I find an old bookmark I created and take a looksee (the main page of the site is down or something too).
I start looking at some people and see if there are any names I recognize. No dice, but hey, she looks familliar. And BAM! It hits me.
She looks exactly like my ex-fiance. EXACTLY. I read on about her just for curiosity (and she's damn hot), and theres the usual pig making rude comments about how he wants to this and that...
Point of my story - She's my ex-fiance because she died in a car accident about 4 years ago. Just damn creepy how that girl looks exactly the same.
Anyone else got any creepy stories?
I don't know about creepy, but I got one that kinda wierd.
I was cheating on my ex-wife (yeah yeah, you would, too... this lady was a drop-dead hottie) and we were out having dinner when I look over her shoulder and notice what appears to be my wife and another guy taking a seat at the table across the room. At that point, I really didn't know what the heck to do. I couldn't go over there and yell at her because I was doing the same thing she was. I also wanted to get the heck out of there before she saw me, and was trying to think of a way to do it without arousing my date's suspicions because she wasn't aware that I was married.
I made up some lame excuse about having to get to the hotel soon for some reason or another, and stood up out of the booth... at the same time a waiter was walking by with an armload of hot plates... which came crashing to the floor with what sounded like the loudest crash I'd ever heard.
Everyone turns to look at what was going on, and as I glance over at "my wife", I realized it wasn't her. But she looked so much like her, they could be twins.
Anyway, I was so friggin' relieved. The date and I went to the hotel and.... well, it was a blast, let me tell ya.
I come home to find that the chick I thought was my wife was actually my wife's cousin, who knew exactly what I looked like because of pictures my wife had sent her, and she'd told the wife everything.
Needless to say, I was divorced shortly after.
And I was talking to John Paul, a healthy John Paul, circa 1985... and as I talked to him, he got older... and older... and older... until he looked like a goblin in a pope outfit.
AngusMacGregor wrote:
I don't know about creepy, but I got one that kinda wierd.
I was cheating on my ex-wife (yeah yeah, you would, too... this lady was a drop-dead hottie) and we were out having dinner when I look over her shoulder and notice what appears to be my wife and another guy taking a seat at the table across the room. At that point, I really didn't know what the heck to do. I couldn't go over there and yell at her because I was doing the same thing she was. I also wanted to get the heck out of there before she saw me, and was trying to think of a way to do it without arousing my date's suspicions because she wasn't aware that I was married.
I made up some lame excuse about having to get to the hotel soon for some reason or another, and stood up out of the booth... at the same time a waiter was walking by with an armload of hot plates... which came crashing to the floor with what sounded like the loudest crash I'd ever heard.
Everyone turns to look at what was going on, and as I glance over at "my wife", I realized it wasn't her. But she looked so much like her, they could be twins.
Anyway, I was so friggin' relieved. The date and I went to the hotel and.... well, it was a blast, let me tell ya.
I come home to find that the chick I thought was my wife was actually my wife's cousin, who knew exactly what I looked like because of pictures my wife had sent her, and she'd told the wife everything.
Needless to say, I was divorced shortly after.
AngusMacGregor wrote:
Well, if it's any consolation... that night was really really really worth getting divorced over. I think you know what I mean.
Now, THAT, ladies and gentlemen is why I love having an accent. It seems to make women look past my sarcastic personality. Thank God for petty women.
Curs3 wrote:I was reading it and was thinking that your wife was also cheating on you. So you went to this resteraunt to cheat, then your wife went to the same resteraunt to cheat, that would have been funny.
It would have been funnier if you both decided to cheat with eachother with people you met in a chatroom, and when you arrive at the restaraunt, you find that you have been chatting with eachother and you are about to cheat on eachother with yourselves.
Message Edited by Antonnio on 07-06-2005 09:51 AM
Antonnio wrote:
Curs3 wrote:
I was reading it and was thinking that your wife was also cheating on you. So you went to this resteraunt to cheat, then your wife went to the same resteraunt to cheat, that would have been funny.
It would have been funnier if you both decided to cheat with eachother with people you met in a chatroom, and when you arrive at the restaraunt, you find that you have been chatting with eachother and you are about to cheat on eachother with yourselves.
Message Edited by Antonnio on 07-06-2005 09:51 AM
That would have been hillarious. But also slightly unbelievable
Saarek wrote:
Antonnio wrote:
Curs3 wrote:
I was reading it and was thinking that your wife was also cheating on you. So you went to this resteraunt to cheat, then your wife went to the same resteraunt to cheat, that would have been funny.
It would have been funnier if you both decided to cheat with eachother with people you met in a chatroom, and when you arrive at the restaraunt, you find that you have been chatting with eachother and you are about to cheat on eachother with yourselves.
Message Edited by Antonnio on 07-06-2005 09:51 AM
That would have been hillarious. But also slightly unbelievable
Isn't that a Barry Manilo song or something???
Cool story, Angus, yet harsh!
I like the story about being the Pope.