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Thread: Looking for Imperial Smuggler on Valcyn

Masal
Tue Feb 01, 2005 5:23 pm
#1
Please contact Mekis in game. Figured more smugglers will see this here.


Mekis
MISTagent01
Tue Feb 01, 2005 5:45 pm
#2
*YOUR HEAD A-SPLODE*


Honestly, I think my left ventricle just stopped working and I popped every blood vessel in my right temple.



V E E L A "her royal hawtness"
I am Jack's Smirking Revenge. I am Jack's Ignored Profession.
Theed was a bustling commerce city...people hawked their wares, danced, laughed, dueled, and had a rollicking good time. Cantinas packed with Entertainers of every race, shape and size...along with scoundrels, Stormtroopers, and drunks. People grouped up and stuck together in the wilderness, and you ALWAYS took a Scout or a Ranger with you. We lived our own Star Wars saga. We created our own personas, our own histories, and it all blended into this wonderful, magical experience that I will always remember...

That magic is gone now, but I'd pay 50 bucks a month to have it back.

Editor's Note: The author of the above post has quit giving SOE her money. She suggests you do the same, because this game will never be what you want it to be.


Cloudchasing
Tue Feb 01, 2005 6:02 pm
#3




Masal wrote:

Please contact Mekis in game. Figured more smugglers will see this here.


Mekis





Yeah, that might've been mistake No.1



Shaidown Lack-Lowca Galaxy
Master Smuggler
CTDavis
Tue Feb 01, 2005 6:19 pm
#4
SLICE MY SCITTHE!!! 35 DMG!!11



Fab - Eclipse // 100% Sexy
Too sarcastic for my own damn good
NickHeel
Tue Feb 01, 2005 6:27 pm
#5




CTDavis wrote:

SLICE MY SCITTHE!!! 35 DMG!!11





Let me have it overnight and I'll quadruple slice and pup slice it! Only 1k! You know how cheap our tools are.




THE LEGENDARY CAPTAIN N'JOH SONIK OF ORD MANTELL
Independent Smuggler N Pilot of the Famous Sonik Rogue N Forever, The Most Legendary and Greatest Smuggler on Tarquinas
MavriK512
Tue Feb 01, 2005 6:32 pm
#6
STICKIES!

READ!



Naco-Smuggler-Valcyn
Naogo Belau-Ranger/Creature Handler-Ahazi
fishbrains
Tue Feb 01, 2005 6:47 pm
#7
ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!!!! It's twisting my brain!!



Joras 'Godfather' Kal'lan/Aethen Dor

Master Smuggler/Master Officer
Sunrunner's Elder Smuggler


SpinningCloud
Tue Feb 01, 2005 8:10 pm
#8
Why can't the rest of the player base pay us as much attention as Sony does?



Smuggler, Smuggler, Smuggler Pie, Two years of "Soon"(TM), a harsh bunch of lies.
Ask me a riddle and I reply: "Smuggler, Smuggler, Smuggler Pie"

Smuggler, Smuggler, Smuggler Pie, Dancers can't smuggle and neither can I.
Ask me a riddle and I reply: "Smuggler, Smuggler, Smuggler Pie."

Smuggler, Smuggler, Smuggler Pie, Why are there Jedi, I don't know why.
Ask me a riddle and I reply: "Smuggler, Smuggler, Smuggler Pie."

Orcajum
Tue Feb 01, 2005 8:14 pm
#9
A new interpretation of the Famous Cantina scene.

Greedo wasn't actually there to pick up the money Han owed Jabba. What Greedo was actually saying was:

"Smuggler nub, s1ize my Ub3rz 1337 Scythe! I W4n7 DM6, Nub! My 6ui1dy s1ize 50% DM6! i won' tell J4bb4, but U s1ize my Scythe 50% Dm6, Nub!! I PWN U!"

So Han, having heard this type of crap all day sitting in the Cantina, finally snapped and shot Greedo (first!). Han had to have shot first because, well let's face it, how many BHs aren't melee stackers, right?



Orkajum'sydef
Master Smuggler
"I--I'm out of it for a little while, everybody gets delusions of grandeur.."
MISTagent01
Wed Feb 02, 2005 11:20 am
#10




Orcajum wrote:
A new interpretation of the Famous Cantina scene.

Greedo wasn't actually there to pick up the money Han owed Jabba. What Greedo was actually saying was:

"Smuggler nub, s1ize my Ub3rz 1337 Scythe! I W4n7 DM6, Nub! My 6ui1dy s1ize 50% DM6! i won' tell J4bb4, but U s1ize my Scythe 50% Dm6, Nub!! I PWN U!"

So Han, having heard this type of crap all day sitting in the Cantina, finally snapped and shot Greedo (first!). Han had to have shot first because, well let's face it, how many BHs aren't melee stackers, right?




Morons post.


Hilarity ensues.


5 Stars for j00! That was too funny! I think you're right on the money.





V E E L A "her royal hawtness"
I am Jack's Smirking Revenge. I am Jack's Ignored Profession.
Theed was a bustling commerce city...people hawked their wares, danced, laughed, dueled, and had a rollicking good time. Cantinas packed with Entertainers of every race, shape and size...along with scoundrels, Stormtroopers, and drunks. People grouped up and stuck together in the wilderness, and you ALWAYS took a Scout or a Ranger with you. We lived our own Star Wars saga. We created our own personas, our own histories, and it all blended into this wonderful, magical experience that I will always remember...

That magic is gone now, but I'd pay 50 bucks a month to have it back.

Editor's Note: The author of the above post has quit giving SOE her money. She suggests you do the same, because this game will never be what you want it to be.


Masal
Wed Feb 02, 2005 12:18 pm
#11
Wow, so far not one post regarding my request. Yup I know about being a smuggler. Dumped my master smuggler I have had since launch. I got tired of being a wookie. Going to make an Imperial and Id liek to have stormtrooper armor.


If you need some tools hmm I have about 20 crates of each still. Need some containers to slice I have 30. Tools cheap? Well yeah but I always charged 5k a slice no matter what. My time is worth money. Do I feel the pain all of you do?.. Um yeah master smuggler for as long as the game has been out with nothing to "smuggler.


Ill be grinding master smuggler again. Since I will gamble on the idea that eventually they will make smuggler worthwhile. In the mean time. My original request was to talk to a smuggler on my server of the Imperial faction.


I posted to the trade board and have not gotten one response. So I came to where the smugglers are reading I guess. Just trying to get something in game.


Mekis Once and future Master Smuggler Master Commando
EnderUK
Wed Feb 02, 2005 12:20 pm
#12
I guess people don't read sigs either as I'm always in valcyn fourms trolling. And after I spent all that time making itI believe it's a sad day when one of my own come in here with this question.



I too use to have a fancy sig, then it got pwned - Kenney Ender
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