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Thread: The Revamp Smugglers Liberation Front's mission statement!!!!

CyrusJ
Wed Jun 01, 2005 5:19 pm
#1





The RSLF's (Revamp Smugglers Liberation Front not to be confused w/ the Smugglers Liberation Front for Revamp or theLiberation Front for the Revamp of Smuggler) purpose is to bring about important changes to the Smuggler revamp. These channges include but are not limited to....


- Drunken Cantina Speak or the ability to express ones self through a nonsenseical, incoherant, lude and very loud text filter after ingesting one too many Tatoonine Sunrises.


- The legalization and then illegalization of death sticks.


- Smuggeling compartments to hideewoke sweat shop workers.


- Freedom to worship the holy shrub when ever we wish.


- Freedom to impose religious Jihad on non-Holy Shrub worshipers.


- Freedom to pursue sack beatings of non-Holy Shrub worshipers during the Holy Shrub religious Jihad.


- The right toHulucinate during the usage of Spice.


- The right to carry really really cool looking blaster guns in raw hide safari drop hang holsters w/ customizable designsand stuff like rhine stones or big belt buckles that say clever phases like "honk if your Horny".


- New hats.


These are but a few of the demands of the RSLF. We demand our voice to be heard! Join our cause and throw off the yoke of oppression! Only you can help us in our goal to obtain new hats!



Message Edited by CyrusJ on 06-01-2005 05:22 PM


Message Edited by CyrusJ on 06-01-2005 08:19 PM


Message Edited by CyrusJ on 06-01-2005 08:59 PM

Message Edited by CyrusJ on 06-02-2005 05:55 AM



- What this game needs is theft, violent crime and a black market Economy
Yippie_Kaey
Wed Jun 01, 2005 5:29 pm
#2


/ agree


Where do i sign up??



Gawar Kaan,former pikeman now with a glowing pike and some weird visual effects.......
maxtheusher
Wed Jun 01, 2005 6:10 pm
#3

I thought we were the Popular front...



大胆框
赏金猎人

动 性交 你 SOE
JedoS
Wed Jun 01, 2005 6:17 pm
#4

/join



Long Live the Emperor!
W-Axl
Wed Jun 01, 2005 6:59 pm
#5

OMG I needed that...good stuff.


/join





NIXOC
Master Smuggler - Master Pistoleer - Master Pilot
Akiram_Glockem
Wed Jun 01, 2005 7:59 pm
#6

/join



Akiram "The Glock" Glockem
Master SmugglerXCommandoXPistoleerXAlliance Pilot
Grand de facto leader of DLW and bringer of DOOOOOM
"Old Jedi never die, they just end up on eBay"
I am Jack's ignored profession.
CyrusJ
Wed Jun 01, 2005 8:17 pm
#7

POPULAR FRONT!!!! Oh^#$@ off!



- What this game needs is theft, violent crime and a black market Economy
CyrusJ
Wed Jun 01, 2005 9:22 pm
#8

I have heard djlowballer's plan to suduce TIGGS and through a scientific process known as "Man Horeing." Through this often dangerous process djlowballer will bring critical smuggler revamps into the game. I have been in discusion w/ the other members of RSLF an we have decided this plan holds water.



- What this game needs is theft, violent crime and a black market Economy
djlowballer
Wed Jun 01, 2005 9:23 pm
#9

can i be drunken speak corr?
CyrusJ
Wed Jun 01, 2005 9:28 pm
#10

absolutly. We where going to base the speach filter on speaches given by Ted Kennedy in the senate but what the hell, why not.



- What this game needs is theft, violent crime and a black market Economy
ApollyonTB
Wed Jun 01, 2005 11:20 pm
#11

/join




gimmeh all!!!!!





teh Tee-Bagger
Lover of Beer and Pie
Order 67 - "Every Smuggler is now an enemy of SOE and LucasArts."
(quoted by)
Veela "Her Royal Hawtness"


vendors located at 2110 -4905 outside Mos Eisley
egbertvanloenen
Wed Jun 01, 2005 11:40 pm
#12

/join



and where can i apply for the Suicide Squad?





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Rebel Colonel Rasti Rostelli (Euro-Farstar)
Master Smuggler
Master Commando
Bounty Hunter 0201
Datink_Nieleft
Thu Jun 02, 2005 4:09 am
#13






CyrusJ wrote:




The RSLF's (Revamp Smugglers Liberation Front not to be confused w/ the Smugglers Liberation Front for Revamp or theLiberation Front for the Revamp of Smuggler) purpose is to bring about important changes to the Smuggler revamp. These channges include but are not limited to....


- Drunken Cantina Speak or the ability to express ones self through a nonsenseical, incoherant, lude and very loud text filter after ingesting one too many Tatoonine Sunrises.


- The legalization and then illegalization of death sticks.


- Smuggeling compartments to hideewoke sweat sweet shop workers.


- Freedom to worship the holy shrub when ever we wish.


- Freedom to impose religious Jihad on non-Holy Shrub worshipers.


- Freedom to pursue sack beatings of non-Holy Shrub worshipers during the Holy Shrub religious Jihad.


- The right toHulucinate during the usage of Spice.


- The right to carry really really cool looking blaster guns in raw hide safari drop hang holsters w/ customizable designsand stuff like rhine stones or big belt buckles that say clever phases like "honk if your Hony".


- New hats.


These are but a few of the demands of the RSLF. We demand our voice to be heard! Join our cause and throw off the yoke of oppression! Only you can help us in our goal to obtain new hats!



Message Edited by CyrusJ on 06-01-2005 05:22 PM


Message Edited by CyrusJ on 06-01-2005 08:19 PM


Message Edited by CyrusJ on 06-01-2005 08:59 PM





Sweet shop! Do you know how bloody hard it is to get good ewok sweet shop workers!!?! My god, donuts don't make themselves!


On a related note, I wish to head up the Smuggler's Inquisition dubbing myself Cardinal Pants-Fang. Our chief weapons will be surprise, fear, and a fanatical love of Han Solo. But not in a secksual way.


Viva la RSLF!





GostNDajtink
Original Smuggler
My bowels are loose and I'm a little gamey Want some toast?


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