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Thread: The official smuggler drink thread
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djlowballer
Fri Jun 03, 2005 4:59 pm
#1
We all smuggle, and we all like to drink to escape the nerfherders and to pass the time to a revamp.
In order to foster new unity, we should walk in each others shoes and drink each of our signature drinks.
Djlowballers Fruity Forty:
Description:
Ever had a party where people cannot drink 40's? Or some nights just couldnt finish this last one and end up with leftovers? This cool refreshing beverage will not only get you straight crunked, but it will also add to your street rep, and credibility. Drink two in a night and you are legendary.
Ingredients:
1 cheap 40 of malt liquor( if it costs more than 1.75, you spent too much, also be leery of beer 40s, they dont work)
10 oz Grain alchol( Everclear is good for this)
1 bag of skittles
a warm dry place
to prepare:
Drink 1/4 of the 40. Drink it fast and proud. Its good.
Pour 10 oz grain alcohol into the bottle and mix well.
Pour 1/4 bag of skittles into bottle and put the cap on tightly.
Shake vigorously for about a minute.
Put in warm dry place.
Let sit overnight.
In the morning put the bottle in the fridge.
to serve:
Make sure the bottle is almost frosty, then chug like a man.
In order to foster new unity, we should walk in each others shoes and drink each of our signature drinks.
Djlowballers Fruity Forty:
Description:
Ever had a party where people cannot drink 40's? Or some nights just couldnt finish this last one and end up with leftovers? This cool refreshing beverage will not only get you straight crunked, but it will also add to your street rep, and credibility. Drink two in a night and you are legendary.
Ingredients:
1 cheap 40 of malt liquor( if it costs more than 1.75, you spent too much, also be leery of beer 40s, they dont work)
10 oz Grain alchol( Everclear is good for this)
1 bag of skittles
a warm dry place
to prepare:
Drink 1/4 of the 40. Drink it fast and proud. Its good.
Pour 10 oz grain alcohol into the bottle and mix well.
Pour 1/4 bag of skittles into bottle and put the cap on tightly.
Shake vigorously for about a minute.
Put in warm dry place.
Let sit overnight.
In the morning put the bottle in the fridge.
to serve:
Make sure the bottle is almost frosty, then chug like a man.
djlowballer
Fri Jun 03, 2005 5:06 pm
#3
Dosi wrote:
Eh, stick with the basics, Alabama Slammer ftw!
how to make tell me
GanymedePharuu
Fri Jun 03, 2005 5:20 pm
#5
oh yeah i enjoy a nice Harvey Wallbanger...
not exactly sure how to make them but i think you mix Orange Juice and Vodka as if you were making a Screwdriver, but then you float Galliano on top.
fancy drinks yay!
Dosi
Fri Jun 03, 2005 5:21 pm
#6
See if I can remember...
* 2 parts Southern Comfort
* 1 part Amaretto
* 1 part Sloe Gin
* Splash of Orange juice
It varies by where you go. In my area (Green Bay, WI) it's 5 shots of alcohol, and a shot or two of O.J. (Not Simpson)
* 2 parts Southern Comfort
* 1 part Amaretto
* 1 part Sloe Gin
* Splash of Orange juice
It varies by where you go. In my area (Green Bay, WI) it's 5 shots of alcohol, and a shot or two of O.J. (Not Simpson)
Dosi
Fri Jun 03, 2005 5:22 pm
#7
Oh yea, it tastes like candy if it's made right, and goes down oh so smooth. 
LM
Fri Jun 03, 2005 5:40 pm
#8
djlowballer wrote:
(A long, colorful recipe for Fruity Forty)
Sounds impressive, scary and pretty but ugh, that would take too long for me
Lilac's Lickety Split (cut to the chase heh)
At least 1.5 ounces of Hornitos Tequila (or Patron Silver if you're feelin' flush)
Wedge of fresh, succulentlime
Ice cold sparkling water
Toss back the Teek
Bite into the lime
Follow with sparkling water chaser
Repeat as needed.
Akiram_Glockem
Fri Jun 03, 2005 5:46 pm
#9
Akiram's Drunk Drink of Drunkenness:
1. Take a bottle of your favorite alcohol
2. drink
3. repeat until drunk
1. Take a bottle of your favorite alcohol
2. drink
3. repeat until drunk
Capt_Baobab
Fri Jun 03, 2005 8:04 pm
#10
a good 12 year old single..... MALT(teh JEbus, you guys is pervy 
) and a very good cigar for when i'm feelin mellow....
3-4 bottled of Sake for when i feel the urge to go totaly fugbuk....
home-made, o'course.. there's just not enough alcohol in the imported stuff for my taste.
) and a very good cigar for when i'm feelin mellow....3-4 bottled of Sake for when i feel the urge to go totaly fugbuk....
home-made, o'course.. there's just not enough alcohol in the imported stuff for my taste.
maxtheusher
Fri Jun 03, 2005 8:06 pm
#11
d00d. you ain't had a FOHtee til you've had a polish FOHtee. OKOCIM fo' t3h win.
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