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He gave me the serious smack down! I was bored yesterday, snuck up on an NPC imperial officer and a storm trooper at faction recrutiing table on Keren, Naboo and tried to /slap the ST and he says " i have no time for this and than that very instant WHAMMO! He pimp slapped me with one hand, I go incap as he took all of my mindbar away!!! And than, to top itoff he goes "I see you are pretty rich there, than you won't mind making a conrtibution to the empire" andproceeded to take6300 creds out of my account!This is a true story! I was shocked. The funny thing is I wasn't even mad. Being a true smuggler since launch I have been waiting to see signs of imperial oppresion. The first time in the Galaxy that I got sh*tted on and I was like "wow that's pretty cool". Anyone else have this happen?

Rammel Lynterrus
The Underground Smuggler

I /slap-ped a few in my time but usually they just fine me The reaction, though, when you are a high ranking Imp is hilarious I am told

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GameInformer: There seems to be a lot of things that you want to address in the core gameplay of Galaxies, why not just focus on those and release JTLS later? Blackman: Because JTLS is the number one thing that our community wants.
Number one thing we want?! Liar... Want proof of this lie?
http://forums.station.sony.com/swg/board/message?board.id=GCW&message.id=226102 - notice noone wants JTL first??

Did a little test on,..Test Center.

/punch results in a one stoke incap,..

And,..I got up to 50k in fines for giving troopers raspberries,..mind you I only had 65 credits to start.

High ranking Imperials that use the /slap command get an apology from the troopers and a promise that they will try and do better. Also the other day in Kor Vella, my buddy did the /slap after I was I scanned for contraband while in the group with her and the trooper apologized and the scan stopped and the ST followed us all the way fromthe shuttle to the Commando trainer to the Starport where she /slapped him again and he continued to apologized and admit he would try and do better. Was very funny watching him follow us all over town just to be /slapped again.

Indy

This has been in the game for quite a while now. High ranking Imperials can slap STs and get an apology from them. Low ranking Imps, Rebs, or non-humans will get fined and/or **edit** slapped. The first time I tried it, I got a apologetic ST(I'm Col), a buddy was standing next to me and thought he would try it, too. He was immediately incapped and fined. I nearly peed myself laughing.

MulletMan Trailerdweller
Cancelled account 9/27/04

Zendeil Starborne
Starborne Ent / Hunter
-2787, -2500 / Nomad
Corellia, Bria / Eclipse

I got one shot incapped when I /slapped an Imp NPC standing outside the Moenia cantina. I didn't see that coming at all, and have to admit, I hadn't laughed that hard in a loooong time.

I accidently tested it out one day ... had an imp npc targeted when i went to slap a player and got incapped and fined ..... i almost cried i was laughing so hard

Selusa Secundus - Elder Smuggler - September 2003.
Sheeana Secundus - Respec Jedi - Elder Carbineer @ heart.
Raylonis Del'Rathin - Elder Chef, Dancer - Retired / Canceled July 2005.
Leader of the fallen Guild, Veil of Silence.

Without the past, the future would never happen.
Believes in a better future for SWG.
Everytime a Rollback or Additional server thread is spawned SOE murders a kitten. Please... think of the kittens and stop this erradication.

Want to try a real funny as well? Try kissing an imp if you are reb, gets about the same reaction as slapping them.

Has Anyone tried to /noogie Imperial Officers?

Must try when I get home tonight.

Irxosskisx (Lowca) - 12 Point FS Master Weponsmith,Master Armorsmith, Master Artisan, Mayor of Mojovia Trandosan For Ever!

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Ocesco - he's a Bothan...