Smuggler Archive
Thread: How to be a smuggler at the office/school....
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yimaz
Thu Jun 24, 2004 1:23 pm
#1
First slice your office computer so that no one can track what you look at on the weband link it to control every other computer in the office. Find a site that has midget clowns "doin it", leave it up and walk away.
Next pull up the music of Twisted Sister and blast "I wanna rock" as loud as possible on the office PA.
At this point people will start to notice what you are doing, call them noobs and tell them you are going to pwn them, then /grit teeth and reach for a blaster that is not there.
Send an imaginarybomb droid into your bosses office, set it off and run around make explosion sounds. When he asks what you are doing,tell him he is a hairless Wookiee and Low Blow him.
Go to the launch room, Feign death and when people get close jump up and Low Blow them, do this 4 to 12 times.
Slice the fire system to rain down water, but only when you say "Never tell me the odds"
As the police arrive cry nerff!
As they take you away scream out- "never tell me the odds"
yep im bored at the office...lol
Rivern
Thu Jun 24, 2004 1:43 pm
#3
That's nothing. I'm so in tune with this game that I start even before my work day begins. I arrive at the office and park my car right next to the door. Just when I think I've made it, *poof*, and I have to jog back to work from my house. Talk about deja vu.
Irxosskisx
Thu Jun 24, 2004 5:16 pm
#4
I'm bugged in RL. I was at a Garage and could not get the Radial Dial to appear so i could repair my Car. Then my dog bit me when I tried to train him as a mount......RL sucks.......
Note: I Challenged a guy to a duel at the barand all his freinds Gtef'd me... stupid RL exploiters
anja
Sat Jun 26, 2004 12:35 am
#5
Star(Wars)bucks Coffee, Mos Vegas:
customer: 2 grande lattes, no foam, extra hot, please.
barista: sorry dude, i'm the best barista in town, but i don't control the espresso machine. it could come out regular or decaf, really hot or just tepid.
customer: i really need two super hot lattes!
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barista: the first came out decaf columbian, 99 degrees. the other is a latte, but only 65 degrees.
customer: $#!t! you suxxors!
barista: would like a couple of muon danishes to go with that?
customer: 2 grande lattes, no foam, extra hot, please.
barista: sorry dude, i'm the best barista in town, but i don't control the espresso machine. it could come out regular or decaf, really hot or just tepid.
customer: i really need two super hot lattes!
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barista: the first came out decaf columbian, 99 degrees. the other is a latte, but only 65 degrees.
customer: $#!t! you suxxors!
barista: would like a couple of muon danishes to go with that?
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