Smuggler Archive
Thread: Random nonsense.
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Saarek
Wed Jun 15, 2005 6:17 am
#1
So there I was not wearing any boots, and some bloke comes up to me and says, "Bugger all, whats wrong with you man?"
I said, "I like the feel of the grass on my skin."
He said, "When why are you wearing socks?"
I said, "My feet get cold when I'm naked."
Jaguarrr
Wed Jun 15, 2005 6:32 am
#2
There we where playing som Pen and Paper...
Player 1: "We need more information about those Garu."
Me to GM: "I'm calling my Decker."
(This post has a pretty high dork level, don't feel bad if you don't understand 
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HaughtyElf
Fri Jun 17, 2005 1:23 pm
#3
Hoi Chummer
Jaguarrr wrote:
There we where playing som Pen and Paper...
Player 1: "We need more information about those Garu."
Me to GM: "I'm calling my Decker."
(This post has a pretty high dork level, don't feel bad if you don't understand
KaiRan
Fri Jun 17, 2005 1:54 pm
#4
GM: "your contact finally shows up, he's stammering on about something, sounds important, but he hasn't made a complete sentence. He flops down on the pile of blankets to catch his breath."
Player 1: "I offer him a drink from my cantina"
Player 2: " I go watch the door"
Player 3 "I'll wait to see if he catches his breath"
Me: "Flops down on the pile of blankets?"
GM: "yeah"
Me: "the blankets I cureld up under earlier?"
GM: "Oh... hmm... I guess so, yeah"
Me: "And my gear is still next to me?"
GM: "Sure, thats where you left it"
Me: "I grab my knife while [Player 1] is giving him water... and kill him."
GM: "..."
GM: "roll a d20"
Me: [Rolls natural 20]
GM: "..."
Player 1: "I offer him a drink from my cantina"
Player 2: " I go watch the door"
Player 3 "I'll wait to see if he catches his breath"
Me: "Flops down on the pile of blankets?"
GM: "yeah"
Me: "the blankets I cureld up under earlier?"
GM: "Oh... hmm... I guess so, yeah"
Me: "And my gear is still next to me?"
GM: "Sure, thats where you left it"
Me: "I grab my knife while [Player 1] is giving him water... and kill him."
GM: "..."
GM: "roll a d20"
Me: [Rolls natural 20]
GM: "..."
Saarek
Sat Jun 18, 2005 12:27 am
#5
I'm walking around, minding my own business, when suddenly a Vynock attaches itself to my groin.
For a second there I was like "What the hell?" then everything became clear...
DarkonSlayer
Sat Jun 18, 2005 12:51 am
#7
GM: you are surrounded by a bunch of dickfers
players: whats a dickfer?
GM: to pee with!
Saarek
Tue Jun 21, 2005 9:14 am
#8
"...ectum, damn near killed 'em!"
Everyone started to laugh. I thought to myself, "Self, why are you thinking to yourself?"
I really didn't have much of an answer. So I decided to shot him. I mean come on. He's a Bothan, what good is he anyways? Besides the whole "cucumber" thing kinda creeped me out earlier. Really now, when two grown men are covered in cooking oil, you just dont go doignt hings like tha...
AngusMacGregor
Tue Jun 21, 2005 9:16 am
#10
Seven... I had to roll a seven. Just my luck. The dealer was looking at me with a disgusted look on his face.
"Boy, I told you to roll an eight inch joint!"
Saarek
Tue Jun 21, 2005 11:53 am
#11
Hey.
Who do I have to sleep with around here to get my Name's color changed?
No Angus - I'll say NO right off the bat.
AngusMacGregor
Tue Jun 21, 2005 11:54 am
#12
I was gonna say Veela... but if NO is your final answer...
Actually, you just gotta stop being a n00b.
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