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Some people have too much money. Now me I was smart and used my brain like a good ganster should. I spent an afternoon running around grabbing up all the 5k crates of WUK before the Crate salavage patch. Spent about a million on them and still had a few of my own remaining.

Now I'm making far more off WUK then I ever did selling them by the crate. Making at least 20k profitoff each crate because I'm selling the hundreads of simple tool kits at 1k each which are flying off my vendor and the other kits at 50k and 100k which are also flying off my vendor.

Now I've still a couple of thousand of UKs left and from this sale alone I'm making a profit on all the kits I bought up.

I've got top slices on two of my weapons and every peice of my ADKed PvP armour is pimped up, for practicaly nothing. So I say to you:

God, it's good to be a Gangster.

P.S Feel free to add any of your own Lando money making schemes and if they went well or if they were folly

I too use to have a fancy sig, then it got pwned - Kenney Ender

I still think it's better to be a Gangster...

Imperial Col. Croda L'to

Jedi kiss their sisters -- repeatedly.


Zombie_Arsani wrote: Quiet jedi, grownups are talking.

Hello, I must be going. I cannot stay, I came to say I must be going. I'm glad I came but just the same I must be going.

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Jedi - Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione!

So there I was one late eveing in the Mos Eisley Cantina, when this beautiful young Human walks over to me and says "hey hon, can I take a seat?". Now, know that she can't actually TAKE the seat anywhere, I know I was going to have some company. After some breif small talk, she asks what I do for a living. So I replied, "Anything."

"Anything?"

"Yup, I dont recall the last time I turned down a good-sized credit chip. Just name what you need, and I'll do it or find it."

That was my 1st. mistake. The 2nd was actually DOING what she had in mind.

About an hour later the two of us are on Dantooine, outside the Spaceport at the Mining Outpost, both stripped to our skivvies and singin "I'm too sexy " by Right Said Fred while looping /hot self; in a macro.

Once my 24 hour ban was over, I signed back in to find that I had been tipped about 1 million in credits from people who had watched the CSR spawn next to us, ask us to stop, and after being flatly ignored, banning the two of us.

Now did Lando ever do something like that? Who really knows what excessive amounts of Jawa beer can do to a man?

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"The Hawtness is my ally, and a powerful ally it is." RIP SAAREK CARVATHOS :: AUG 4, 2005
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