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Thread: The Official Smuggler Themesong Meatloaf! :P
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WillburWright
Tue Aug 16, 2005 11:21 am
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Seems like everyone is doing it, lol.... And I've got a good one.
Meatloaf!
Life is a Lemon, and I Want My Money Back
I want my money back
I want my money back
It's all or nothing
And nothing's all I ever get
Every time I turn it on
I burn it up and burn it out
It's always something
There's always something going wrong
That's the only guarantee
That's what this is all about
It's a never ending attack
Everything's a lie, and that's a fact
Life is a lemon and I want my money back!
And all the morons
And all the stooges with their coins
They're the ones who make the rules
It's not a game - it's just a rout
There's desperation
There's desperation in the air
It leaves a stain on all your clothes
And no detergant gets it out
And we're always slipping through the the cracks
Then the movie's over - fade to black
Life is a lemon and I want my money back!
I want my money back
I want my money back
What about love?
It's defective!
It?s always breaking in half
What about sex?
It's defective!
It's never built to really last
What about your family?
It's defective!
All the batteries are shot
What about your friends?
They're defective!
All the parts are out of stock
What about hope?
It's defective!
It's corroded and decayed
What about faith?
It's defective!
It's tattered and it?s frayed
What about your gods?
They're defective!
They forgot the warranty
What about your town?
It's defective!
It's a dead end street to me
What about your school?
It's defective!
It's a pack of useless lies
What about your work?
It's defective!
It's a crock and then you die
What about your childhood?
It's defective!
It's dead and buried in the past
What about your future?
It's defective!
And you can shove it up your ass!!
I want my money back
I want my money back
It's all or nothing
And nothing?s all I ever get
Every time I turn it on
I burn it up and burn it out
It's a never ending attack
Everything's a lie, and that's a fact
Life is a lemon and I want my money back!
And we're always slipping through the the cracks
Then the movie's over-fade to black
Life is a lemon and I want my money back!
Message Edited by WillburWright on 08-16-2005 09:59 PM
WillburWright
Tue Aug 16, 2005 11:24 am
#2
Smuggleris a Lemon, and I Want My Money Back
I want my money back
I want my money back
It's all or nothing
And nothing's all we ever get
Every time I turn SWG on
I burn it up and burn it out
It's always something
There's always something going wrong
That's the only guarantee
That's what this SWG is all about
It's a never ending attack
Everything's a lie, and that's a fact
Smuggler is a lemon and I want my money back!
And all the morons
And all the Jedi with their Sabers
They're the ones who make the rules
It's not a game - it's just a rout
There's desperation
There's desperation in the air
It leaves a stain on all your clothes
And no detergant gets it out
And we're always slipping through the the cracks
Then the movie's over - fade to black
Smuggler's is a lemon and I want my money back!
I want my money back
I want my money back
What about revamps?
They're defective!
They're always pushed back!
What about content?
It's defective!
It's never built to really last
What about your petitions?
They're defective!
All the batteries are shot
What about your Devs?
They're defective!
All the parts are out of stock
What about hope?
It's defective!
It's corroded and decayed
What about faith?
It's defective!
It's tattered and it?s frayed
What about your Devs?
They're defective!
They forgot the warranty
What about your game?
It's defective!
It's a dead end street to me
What about your discussions?
It's defective!
It's a pack of useless lies
What about your focus threads?
It's defective!
It's a crock and then you die
What about your dreams?
It's defective!
It's dead and buried in the past
What about your future?
It's defective!
And you can shove it up your ass!!
I want my money back
I want my money back
It's all or nothing
And nothing's all I ever get
Every time I turn SWG on
I burn it up and burn it out
It's a never ending attack
Everything's a lie, and that's a fact
Life is a lemon and I want my money back!
And we're always slipping through the the cracks
Then the movie's over-fade to black
Smuggler is a lemon and I want my money back!
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