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Thread: Sure-fire way to kill Smugglers...
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DRWolfe
Tue Aug 03, 2004 1:13 pm
#1
Implement something new for the profession and we'll all die of a heart-attack from the shock! 
A little dark humor to lighten (or darken) the mood.
A little dark humor to lighten (or darken) the mood.
DrevenStrobe
Tue Aug 03, 2004 1:17 pm
#2
Not entirely true...
You forgot about the "cool" new features we got with the Imperial Crackdown and the Jawa Junk Mini-game...
It doesn't have to be just NEW...it has to be an IMPROVEMENT...
DRWolfe
Tue Aug 03, 2004 1:39 pm
#4
DrevenStrobe wrote:Not entirely true...You forgot about the "cool" new features we got with the Imperial Crackdown and the Jawa Junk Mini-game...It doesn't have to be just NEW...it has to be an IMPROVEMENT...
Oh. Forgot about those. Been scanned exactly twice (passed both) and haven't spoken a word to the little guys. Where are the ones that talk to you, again? Nevermind, I can't even loot bad loot, just get "you find nothing".
Ok, revised joke.
Implement something new that's cool and fun and maybe SMUGGLING and we'll all die of a heart attack from the shock.
But I don't think it would even take something that great to do it, from what we've (not) gotten in the past.
EDIT: But then, it's easier to just ignore us completely, isn't it?
Ok, I'm going to stop now.
Message Edited by DRWolfe on 08-03-2004 04:40 PM
Jibbrish
Tue Aug 03, 2004 1:52 pm
#5
I actually failed my last 2 scans ... i'm guessing it has something to do with my faction rank but it may have been unlucky roles. Both times i was buffed in armor so i just killed all the little stormies and took their stuff.
smugglerkatan
Tue Aug 03, 2004 1:58 pm
#6
i just cant wait until the i here the cries of NERF SMUGGLER! after our revamp...like you hear after every revamp
Ipseck
Tue Aug 03, 2004 2:13 pm
#7
DrevenStrobe wrote:Not entirely true...You forgot about the "cool" new features we got with the Imperial Crackdown and the Jawa Junk Mini-game...It doesn't have to be just NEW...it has to be an IMPROVEMENT...
hey don't knock the jawas. I sold them a bowcaster for 200 credits. They're my main source of income now, greatly eclipsing the 25cr/fp profit I make on faction transactions.........
JWing
Wed Aug 04, 2004 8:32 am
#8
DRWolfe wrote:
Implement something new for the profession and we'll all die of a heart-attack from the shock!
A little dark humor to lighten (or darken) the mood.
This would work great if we still had a working heart.
DRWolfe
Wed Aug 04, 2004 9:12 am
#9
JWing wrote:
DRWolfe wrote:
Implement something new for the profession and we'll all die of a heart-attack from the shock!
A little dark humor to lighten (or darken) the mood.
This would work great if we still had a working heart.
Ouch.
Hollow
Wed Aug 04, 2004 9:15 am
#10
JWing wrote:
DRWolfe wrote:
Implement something new for the profession and we'll all die of a heart-attack from the shock!
A little dark humor to lighten (or darken) the mood.
This would work great if we still had a working heart.
Actually, I think we have a lot of heart, we're dedicated to this lost profession...either that or we're masochistic.
Ssith-rin
Wed Aug 04, 2004 9:22 am
#11
/agree
I must love this prof, I have been one since Christmas
MUST BE MAAAAAAAD
Qojan
Wed Aug 04, 2004 9:24 am
#12
/agree
I love being a smuggler and plan on being one till i stop playing.
jbezorg
Wed Aug 04, 2004 9:32 am
#13
DRWolfe wrote:
Oh. Forgot about those. Been scanned exactly twice (passed both) and haven't spoken a word to the little guys. Where are the ones that talk to you, again? Nevermind, I can't even loot bad loot, just get "you find nothing".
Ok, revised joke.
Implement something new that's cool and fun and maybe SMUGGLING and we'll all die of a heart attack from the shock.
I'min smuggler hell looking for the elusive snowball.
Why does Satan look like Blackman with horns and a forked tail?
J/K!
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