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dlc3007

Sun Feb 20, 2005 7:43 pm

Since the Jedi see no problems with using/abusing smuggler skills, then I think turn-about would only be fair. In this spirit, I can only say:

I want a saber!

I want a saber that I can use for slicing and to harvest meat/skin from kills (re: Han Solo in Episode 5).

I want a foo-foo set of robes that give me magical powers.

I want to use the Force to slice weapons remotely so I don't have to actually meet my customers.

Feel free to add your own unreasonable demands. Please, make them as whiney as possible in order to get the attention that they deserve.

Imperial Col. Croda L'to

Jedi kiss their sisters -- repeatedly.

Zombie_Arsani wrote: Quiet jedi, grownups are talking.

SmugglinZane

Sun Feb 20, 2005 8:15 pm

#2

At the very least I want to be able to use pearls when crafting PLKs so I can get better slices.

"Jedi claims of being "broken" are like saying "But my TV isn't widescreen! It's broken! My TV can't show high-def pictures in 1080i, it can only do 720i! It's broken!" Meanwhile, crafters are saying "We'd really like to have a TV that's larger than 12" and gets more than 4 channels and doesn't constantly lose vertical control", and entertainers are saying "Can we get some color instead of this B&W piece of junk?" And smugglers? We're listening to radio programs of "The Shadow" and "The Abbot and Costello Comedy Hour" and hearing FDR's Fireside Chats. We don't even HAVE a damn TV, much less a broken one or a "broken" one by Jedi standards. I'd LOVE to be as "broken" as they are." - The Legendary Solo4114

Indy106

Sun Feb 20, 2005 8:33 pm

#3

I want a saber to decapitate ungrateful customers who receive 34% speed increases on their weapons...

Axe-Do Gibet

Master Smuggler

CoreTech

mrmanta

Sun Feb 20, 2005 8:34 pm

#4

I want my frikkin Lando cape. Seriously, not asking for alot.....

TarynGuinn

Mon Feb 21, 2005 3:22 am

#5

mrmanta wrote:

I want my frikkin Lando cape. Seriously, not asking for alot.....

That really would be cool.

its a thought. smuggler only capes. skull and crossbones on the backside of it. bonuses to slicing, pistols, unarmed, and auto-repel idiot customers. (ok, maybe wishing a whole lot, but i couldn't resist.)

Seriously though, capes would be an awesome addition.

Master smuggler
Rebel alliance Capt.
Oscar-6 of the Fallen Rogue
Impatiently awaiting Ch.3

cpz

Mon Feb 21, 2005 6:32 am

#6

dlc3007 wrote:

Feel free to add your own unreasonable demands. Please, make them as whiney as possible in order to get the attention that they deserve.

I want to be given illegal or banned items - maybe like guns, military hardware, drugs, hell, maybe even people - and use my skills to move them from place to place, trying to avoid detection as I go.

I realise it's a crazy idea, but I think maybe that's something that the Smuggler profession might like to try sometime.

oooooooooooooooooo
Colonel Narayan Darkfly (RIP)
Master Smuggler
Eclipse

The Awful Truth [now santized for family friendly fun]: One Two Three Four Five Six

Malden

Mon Feb 21, 2005 6:55 am

#7

I want to be given illegal or banned items - maybe like guns, military hardware, drugs, hell, maybe even people - and use my skills to move them from place to place, trying to avoid detection as I go.

I realise it's a crazy idea, but I think maybe that's something that the Smuggler profession might like to try sometime.

You want the Smugglers to be able to smuggle??????????????

Do you realize how unreasonable the devs will find that request? they will think you are insane or something, where have you seen a smuggler that can actually smuggle? there is no such thing....

egbertvanloenen

Mon Feb 21, 2005 7:05 am

#8

hey, Han said that there is no larger form of energy controlling his fate, but then how could the Emperor cast that lightning at luke?

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Rebel Colonel Rasti Rostelli (Euro-Farstar)
Master Smuggler
Master Commando
Bounty Hunter 0201

Shrendyc

Mon Feb 21, 2005 7:11 am

#9

Hey, I want a weapon that only smugglers can weild, and that no armor has a resistance to.

I also want a sail barge to go partying around planetside, kinda like a landbased sorosuub yacht.

"Any intelligent fool can make things bigger and more complex... It takes a touch of genius --- and a lot of courage to move in the opposite direction. "

Solidous

Mon Feb 21, 2005 7:14 am

#10

I would like to have an automatic gun come out of my YT-1300 or come out of the side of my house. So If there are any NPC's or creatures near by that are REALLY Ticking my off I can have some fun with them.

Solidous Krazo Master Musician -Bria (completed)
Solidous Kraso Master Smuggler -Bria ( completed)
Solidous Kraso Master Pistoleer -Bria ( Completed)

dlc3007

Mon Feb 21, 2005 7:19 am

#11

cpz wrote:

I want to be given illegal or banned items - maybe like guns, military hardware, drugs, hell, maybe even people - and use my skills to move them from place to place, trying to avoid detection as I go.

I realise it's a crazy idea, but I think maybe that's something that the Smuggler profession might like to try sometime.

Yeah... that'd be really cool too.

I'd bet that I get my saber first.

Imperial Col. Croda L'to

Jedi kiss their sisters -- repeatedly.

Zombie_Arsani wrote: Quiet jedi, grownups are talking.

cpz

Mon Feb 21, 2005 8:05 am

#12

dlc3007 wrote:

cpz wrote:

I want to be given illegal or banned items - maybe like guns, military hardware, drugs, hell, maybe even people - and use my skills to move them from place to place, trying to avoid detection as I go.

I realise it's a crazy idea, but I think maybe that's something that the Smuggler profession might like to try sometime.

Yeah... that'd be really cool too.

I'd bet that I get my saber first.

I bet we all get sabers first heh

oooooooooooooooooo
Colonel Narayan Darkfly (RIP)
Master Smuggler
Eclipse

The Awful Truth [now santized for family friendly fun]: One Two Three Four Five Six

egbertvanloenen

Mon Feb 21, 2005 8:51 am

#13

not me, since i REFUSE towield some weird stick which ejects a glowy substance that stays upright

(and another weird interpretation of the lightsaber is founded hehe)

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Rebel Colonel Rasti Rostelli (Euro-Farstar)
Master Smuggler
Master Commando
Bounty Hunter 0201

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