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Thread: Meh Smuggler Song...
Now here's a little story - I've got to tell
About three bad brothers - you know so well
It started way back in history
With Juzza, Donovan, and a wookie – Jinn’Aki.
Had a little dewback named Paul Revere
Just me and my dewback and a quart of jawa beer
Riding across the land - kicking up sand
Jabba's posse on my tail cause I'm in demand
One lonely Trando I be
All by myself - without nobody
The suns are beating down on my sunguard hat
The air is gettin' hot - the jawa beer is getting flat
Lookin' for a girl - I ran into a guy
His name is Donovan, I said, "Howdy" - he said, "Hi"
He told a little story - that sounded well worked
Four days as Pistoleer and that he's dying of bork
The brew was in my claw - and he was in my camp
His special was broke, his aim was nigh - he asked me for a revamp
He said, "Can I get some?"
I said, "You can't get none!"
Had a chance to run
He pulled out his DX2 gun
He was quick on the draw - I thought I'd be dead
He put the gun to my head and this is what he said,
"Now my name is Donovan - I've gotta find something to kill
I think you know what time it is - it's time to get rill
Now what do we have here - a Smuggler and his beer
I run this land, you understand - I make myself clear."
We stepped into the wind - he had a gun, I had a grin
You think this story's over but it's ready to begin
"Now I got the gun - you got the brew
You got two choices of what you can do
It's not a tough decision as you can see
I can blow you away or you can ride with me" I said, I'll ride with you if you
can get me to Mos Entha
Jabba’s after me for what I did to his bantha
I did it like this - I did it like that
I did it with a gacklebat
So I'm on the run - the imp's got my gun
And right about now - it's time to have some fun
The King Juzza - that is my name
And I know the fly spot where they got the accarigm."
We rode for six hours then we hit the Sarlaac Pit Stop (Outreach, Coronet—shameless plug)
The beat was a bumping and the girlies was hot
This dude was staring like he knows who we are
We took the empty spot next to him at the bar
Donovan said, "Yo, you know this kid?"
I said, "I didn't." - but I know he did
The kid said, "Get ready cause this ain't funny
My name's Jinn’Aki. and I'm about to get money."
Pulled out the Scatter Pistol - aimed it at the sky
He yelled, "Stick 'em up!" - and let two fly
Hands went up and droids hit the floor
He wasted two twi’leks that ran for the door
"I'm Jinn’Aki. and I get respect
Your cash and your skilltapes is what I expect"
Donovan was with it and he's my ace
So I grabbed the Naraglon player and I punched him in the face
The Naraglon player's out - the music stopped
His boy had Canape - but he got dropped
Jinn’Aki grabbed the credits - Donovan snatched the Muon gold
I grabbed two girlies and a jawa beer that's cold.
Weeee enjoy - Juzza (pending master smuggler)
Message Edited by yimaz on 08-09-2004 04:25 PM