Smuggler Archive

inspired by Cpz's very poigniant post in another thread...


Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
a tale of a fateful game.
That started from this great idea,
aboard this licensed name.
The Devs were a little crazy yes,
but Raph was brave and sure.
two-fifty thousand set sail that day,
to live Star Wars, to live Star Wars………
The balance started getting rough,
continuity was tossed.
If not for the friends and guilds we made,
the "Galaxies" would be lost; the "Galaxies" would be lost.
The game took a turn for the worse when they ignored all of the profs,
from Smugglers, to Crafters too,
the Creature Handlers, and Entertainers,
the Bounty Hunters, the Rangers and Squad Leaders,
here on the Ship o' Fools!

If I were more cultured, I'd dig a dusty but well-fingeredfirst edition of some weathered old maritime book - Moby D!ck, or Horatio Hormblower, scribble down a few passages and artfully twist them into a lament about the ferocious vacuum that marks this game's leadership and community relations

But I won't, because the closest I come to culture is the readers problem page in the Sunday Sport.

So what I will say is

"Rub a dub dub

Three men in a tub

Then with a shout

The Smuggler jumped out"