Smuggler Archive

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Datink_Nieleft wrote:

'Twas the night before publish, when all through my house
all my upgrade kits were uncrated,by click of a mouse.
Scattered about without logic or care,
in hopes that uber components would appear out of thin air.

The WUK's were nestled all snug in the back,
while a few AUK's were stored uncrated inside of backpacks.
And I thought of my renegade, breaking the weapons cap,
landing the new concussion shot,and spamming "Oh Snap!".

When out in the forums there arose such a chatter,
I Ctrl, Alt, Deleted to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I Clicked with ludacris speed,
logged into the forums, past all the leet speak.

The Smugglers forum was bloated with posts from Jedi forum ho's
ATTENTION SMUGGLERS OVERPOWERED, READ DETAILS BELOW,
when, before I could click on it to read what it said,
there was a felling of complete and utter dread.

I spit out my pepsi at what I had seen,
"Smugglers getting love is more than obscene!"
More rapid than eagles, his words filled the screen,
and he wrote the following for all to be seen:

Nerf Last Ditch, Nerf Mezz
Feign Death is for Jedi along with Rez!
Nerf Panic, Nerf Concussion,
Nerf them till they have no function!

As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
when they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky
so up came the reply box and the curses flew,
with a post full of $&%&# and a big F*@# you too.

And then, in a twinkling, I heard something in game
the sound of a message addressed to my name.
As I drew in my head and was turning around,
I read on the screen, "The server is coming down".

I promplty logged out wondering what was afoot,
and I realized my slice stuff would be turning to loot!
The bundle of toys I had flung in the back,
and all the ones I had stored in 27 backpacks.

I waited till server up and hoped it would work,
and trolled the forums, flaming the same Jedi jerk.
Then it came time to log back in,
I was excited I couldn't wait to begin.

As I left the forums with nothing but hope,..
I remembered the past and told myself "Don't be a dope"
I examined my pieces and not one of them was uber..

Just a little note that said: "I see a Respec in your future"!!!

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Ternque01 wrote:
Wow, that is HIGH quality!!! You definitely made my evening with that one Now, a small movie....

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Pistoleer/TKM/MSMG(extinct) - Master Smuggler - Strong in the power of the Farce - Alliance Soldier
Retired Smuggler's Alliance Master Pilot - Retired Crimson Phoenix Master Pilot - Havok Squad Master Pilot
Squirmy - Heavy Z
NX-1 - Longprobe
Switchblade - ARC 170
Nameless - Vaksai(drydock)
Manta-Ray - Grevious B-22
Xcetera - Heavy X- Wing
Border Runner - A-Wing

Well, seeing as I ALSO have a lot of free time on my hands (except for tommorow, its slice fairy day tommorow!) I was thinking of making a cartoon... I make some really good ones... So, why not make a SWG smuggler related one? Any ideas guys? Violence and cursing is no issue with me! >

P.S. If I get a good idea, I guarantee you I will have one within like 2 days...

Message Edited by gassygunslinger on 06-28-2005 09:54 PM

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