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Thread: The Ten Smuggler Commandments

AngusMacGregor
Wed Jul 13, 2005 7:36 am
#1


  1. Thou shalt point the n00bs to thine holy FAQ with much sarcasm, for they art lazy and posteth much of the same topic in repetition.

  2. Thou shalt consume thy pie and thy beer with great enthusiasm, for they art delicious.

  3. Thou shalt embrace sarcasm and cynicism with furvor.

  4. Thou shalt not give up thine fight for thine h0ly revamp.

  5. Thou shalt worship Veela as "teh hawtness".

  6. Thou shalt charge well for thine services, for money talks and bullsh!t walks.

  7. Thou shalt not explode when thou art asked to explain the new slicing system to yet another n00b.

  8. Thou shalt shun the ways of the Jedi, for that is the path of true evil and nerfage.

  9. Thou shalt not bend over and take it when nerfs are thrust upon thee.

  10. Thou shalt live fast, die young, and leave clean underwear.




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Oblox2
Wed Jul 13, 2005 7:38 am
#2
Bugger can you bypass no. 8?



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BluebloodUK
Wed Jul 13, 2005 7:39 am
#3

Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.....


*sniffs underwear*






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Duedroth
Wed Jul 13, 2005 7:40 am
#4
ummmm

gross



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dlc3007
Wed Jul 13, 2005 7:43 am
#5

question about #10... What about those of us who have "gone commando" -- literally and figuratively?


Message Edited by dlc3007 on 07-13-2005 10:44 AM



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Jedi kiss their sisters -- repeatedly.


Zombie_Arsani wrote: Quiet jedi, grownups are talking.
Drakenya
Wed Jul 13, 2005 7:46 am
#6
No. 1 needs to be ammended with "and then double the charge for all their slices from now on".



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AngusMacGregor
Wed Jul 13, 2005 7:46 am
#7




dlc3007 wrote:


question about #10... What about those of us who have "gone commando" -- literally and figuratively?



You don't actually have to be wearing them...




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I am Jack's ignored profession.
My account payment has been moved to a long term implementation.
JaekeW
Wed Jul 13, 2005 7:53 am
#8
I keep my clean underwear in the smuggling compartment. Well If I HAD smuggling compartments I would...and if I had some clean underwear......damn Ithorian laundry lost all mine again.



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Obono
Wed Jul 13, 2005 8:00 am
#9
What about us wooks? We don't really have underwear. :/



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newbExtraordinaire
Wed Jul 13, 2005 8:09 am
#10
Wooks just have to get rid of butt-chunks...



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lurdanta
Wed Jul 13, 2005 8:19 am
#11

newbExtraordinaire wrote:
Wooks just have to get rid of butt-chunks...



I believe the proper name for them is Bofa Treats.

Alpha_Bits
Wed Jul 13, 2005 9:02 am
#12
See, there's this line, right?


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and you guys are over here... since you've crossed it.


How am I supposed to enjoy my new Yoda pez dispenser with thoughts of wookiee dingleberries in my head?



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Antonnio
Wed Jul 13, 2005 9:30 am
#13
I must have blanked out for a minute.

I thought "Thou shalt not covet thy squadleaders poptarts, lemonade, and cookies for they are not the true path to smugglerhood" was one.

Message Edited by Antonnio on 07-13-2005 09:31 AM 



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