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Aendracon

Thu Jul 14, 2005 1:17 am

This would probably belong to the "chuckle"-thread if it weren´t so damn sad.

Alright, I was grininding my Alt (TKA/Doc cl59 then) on Lok with a couple of guys. Upon arriving at the nearest waypoint for the group, I noticed that one guy was already down with half a dozen of gurks jumping up and down on his incapacitated body before returning to guard their precious lair. Oh well, some people always need to go first. When the rest of out team-mates arrived, the following conversation began:

team-mate1: what happened?

fool: FD didn´t work, lol stupid char

team-mate2: did you throw a ´nade?

fool: yeah, its cool, gives great fs xp

me: but its bad for the group because it will aggro too many at one time

fool: s*fu noob, its great, I do it all the time

Now anybody care to guess which title this fool bore? Yep: Master Smuggler... happily grinding FS xp by throwing grenades at groups of gurks

/puke

Guess he will tell my main toon soon how slicing really works, having been a MASTER Smuggler himself before becoming uber-jedi

Oh well, I´ve got his name. I´ll give him a few weeks till he is actually padawan and then put the BH in me to some use

Ryian Coron - Elder Smuggler

"do not assume your customers are morons. odds are they know a lot more about the situation than you do because they live with it every day. listen to them, actually listen, and take what they say into account. you might save some money, morons."

- Fernas

DARTHBAYLOR

Thu Jul 14, 2005 1:23 am

#2

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-Geetah-

Thu Jul 14, 2005 1:56 am

#3

Always cracks me up when someone's actions just scream "RESPEC".

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ApollyonTB

Thu Jul 14, 2005 5:26 am

#4

ya know, nothing urks me more than some buttmuch lobbing nades for "teh uber hawt combat xp", and using Feign Death until the creatures are all dead.....

Hell Im at the point when I see someone lob a nade, I just drop from the group.

just makes me wanna launch pie at em in the worse way.

teh Tee-Bagger

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AngusMacGregor

Thu Jul 14, 2005 5:30 am

#5

I was grouped with a guy and we were hunting Krayts. What a bonehead. He'd do stupid stuff, and I'd get killed for it.

So the next time we ran into a group of Krayts, I shot the lair and hit FD. He was running around with 6 Krayts chasing him before they ate him.

Some days I just love being a Smuggler.

"C O L O N E L A N G U S" M A C G R E G O R

DEAD SMUGGLER - KILLED BY LACK OF CONTENT AND COMMUNICATION

I am Jack's ignored profession.

My account payment has been moved to a long term implementation.

DARTHBAYLOR

Thu Jul 14, 2005 6:35 am

#6

Once again...

/Clapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclap!!

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Aendracon

Thu Jul 14, 2005 6:43 am

#7

Did I mention that my alt is a doc?

Well, it was hard to keep all the other guys alive without using bacta spray*, but seing him get eaten alive anytime FD failed was well worth it...

Moral: Don´t p!ss off the doc!

(*bacta spray is an area heal)

Ryian Coron - Elder Smuggler

"do not assume your customers are morons. odds are they know a lot more about the situation than you do because they live with it every day. listen to them, actually listen, and take what they say into account. you might save some money, morons."

- Fernas

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