Smuggler Archive
Thread: The Slicing Blues...
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Lhynius
Thu Oct 28, 2004 8:51 am
#3
Anyone else been getting crappy slices lately? I can't remember seeing anthing over 22% since they stated pushing out the JTL code...Maybe just bad luck.
MujtahiD
Thu Oct 28, 2004 9:00 am
#4
Bumped into a new player today. He was destitute and wanted to grind unarmed, so i bought a VK off the bazaar and sliced it for 33% dmg on the first try, bringing it up to 192 max (he prolly coulda used the speed for the grind, but the dmg slice will be more useful in the long run). Got some pretty good slices on armour earlier today as well.
Everything seems A-ok.
Everything seems A-ok.
KiayaWi
Thu Oct 28, 2004 9:23 am
#6
Posted this on the chuckle for a smuggler but thought it was appropriate for this one...This is the slicing streak I had last night 
Here's a happy one
When I slice I always tell my customers to start praying. If the first slice is bad I tell them to pray harder. Don't laugh it works!
So last night I agree to slice 10 pieces of armor for a friends friend. He hands them to me and it goes like this:
Me: Start Praying
Him: How do I do that? I tried /pray it doesn't work!
My Friend: /emote prays for him
Me: Well I guess you better worship me then
Him: /worship
Me: Chestplate Effect 22 - Pray harder
Him: /emote worships the bothan goddess
Me: Chestplate Encumb 40
Him: Nice
Him: /woship
We go through all ten pieces all of them Encumbrance except the first chestplate and the boots. They were all good slices. There was one 19% but most were in the upper 20's and 30's with I think 2 in the 40's
I was just about to slice the last piece when....
Him: Do you believe in inter species dating...because I think I love you.
Me: Right bracer encum 32 - why yes I do I'm actually engaged to a Doshan
WayneInAustin
Thu Oct 28, 2004 9:29 am
#7
Lhynius wrote:
Anyone
Sorry, Lhynius... not last night. A sweet young thing brought me 10 VKs to slice.
Very first one: 33% damage. She said "You've already made it all worthwhile".
Third one: another 33% damage. "You are SO awesome".
Finished with 7 out of 10 Damage slices, including a 29%, 28%, and 27% in addition to the two 33's.
Now the speed slices sucked: 16%, 18%, and 23%.... but who cares! 
Lhynius
Thu Oct 28, 2004 9:50 am
#8
C'mon...
I dont want success stories...I want someone as miserable as I am. j/k
Well congrats for you guys...hopefully i'll get some luck back
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