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maxtheusher

Sun Jun 26, 2005 3:26 am

#1

This dermatologist, on the radio, talking about the dangers of tanning, is named...

Dr. Jerry Tan.

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AngusMacGregor

Sun Jun 26, 2005 4:41 am

#2

Would be funnier if his first name was Bernie.

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maxtheusher

Sun Jun 26, 2005 6:19 am

#3

or Fabulous. thinkabout how funny it'd be if his first name was Fabulous. Come to think of it, anyone with the first name Fabulous would be hilarious, regardless of family name.

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Juspar

Sun Jun 26, 2005 11:06 am

#4

AngusMacGregor wrote:
Would be funnier if his first name was Bernie.

I have an uncle named Bernie. Bernie Ash.

Once on a sports tour he was in a hotel and somehow (we don't ask about that part ) something in his room caught on fire. He ran down to the desk and exclaimed "I'm Bernie Ash and my room is on fire."

Strangely it took longer than expected to get a reaction from them.

Honest to goodness true story.

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SmugglingSkipper

Sun Jun 26, 2005 11:25 am

#5

hehe yes quite funny, I always thing of that puppet from Seasme Street when someone mentions thename Bernie

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IkarusSunblaster

Sun Jun 26, 2005 1:17 pm

#6

How about Seru Tan?

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TimSpork

Sun Jun 26, 2005 2:02 pm

#7

There's a guy in the Omaha Nebraska phone book names Gaylord Flaming. Now this is much funnier is real life beacuse int he phone book its last name first name so it reads "Flaming, Gaylord"

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TomoRainer

Sun Jun 26, 2005 2:03 pm

#8

When I was growing up, we had a driving instructor at one of the local high schools named Rex Easly.

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VitoGenovese

Sun Jun 26, 2005 2:21 pm

#9

I used to know this Chinese guy named Enormous Erection.

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TimSpork

Sun Jun 26, 2005 2:46 pm

#10

Oh yea one of the security guards and a vice principle at the middle school my mother teaches at are named Butts and Craps. I swear those kids have it easy on name calling.

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shfire

Sun Jun 26, 2005 3:24 pm

#11

TimSpork wrote:
There's a guy in the Omaha Nebraska phone book names Gaylord Flaming. Now this is much funnier is real life beacuse int he phone book its last name first name so it reads "Flaming, Gaylord"

OMG, LMAO........LMAO!

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maxtheusher

Sun Jun 26, 2005 3:34 pm

#12

Biff Manshaft?

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Saarek

Mon Jun 27, 2005 1:05 pm

#13

GanymedePharuu wrote:
there was a teacher in my high school named Richard Finder. (think of the most vulgar nick-name for Richard)

Rick?

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