Smuggler Archive
Thread: The Smuggler's Prayer
The Shrub is my Shepherd; I shall not be sober.
He maketh me to lie down drunk in green pastures:
He leadeth me to pick the red wire instead of the blue.
He refilleth my beer.
He leadeth me in the paths of drunkenness for His name' sake.
Yea, though I swoop through the valley of the shadow of Devs,
I will fear no nerfs: For thou art with me;
Thy beer and thy pie, they comfort me.
Thou preparest a party before me in the presence of mine brother Smuggs;
Thou annointest my head with Spice; My cup runneth over with beer.
Surely sarcasm and cynicism shall follow me all the days of my life,
and I will dwell in the House of the Shrub forever.
I almost forgot...
Instead of saying "Amen" after the prayer, you're just supposed to burp loudly.
Message Edited by Zeon_Zaku on 06-21-2005 10:30 AM
DarthHommie wrote:
nice. u forgot about the smuggling revamp, though. thats gotta be in every1s prayers. unfortunatly, thats like a prayer to win the lottery
Well maybe I'll get struck by lightning.
Slight change:
Yea, though I swoop through the valley of the shadow of Devs,
I will fear no nerfs: For I am the toughest mother****** in the valley.
An oldie but a goodie