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Thread: The Smuggler's Prayer

AngusMacGregor
Tue Jun 21, 2005 7:47 am
#1

I posted this in another thread... gonna post it in it's own thread in case you missed it.




The Shrub is my Shepherd; I shall not be sober.
He maketh me to lie down drunk in green pastures:
He leadeth me to pick the red wire instead of the blue.
He refilleth my beer.
He leadeth me in the paths of drunkenness for His name' sake.


Yea, though I swoop through the valley of the shadow of Devs,
I will fear no nerfs: For thou art with me;
Thy beer and thy pie, they comfort me.
Thou preparest a party before me in the presence of mine brother Smuggs;
Thou annointest my head with Spice; My cup runneth over with beer.


Surely sarcasm and cynicism shall follow me all the days of my life,
and I will dwell in the House of the Shrub forever.





"C O L O N E L A N G U S" M A C G R E G O R
DEAD SMUGGLER - KILLED BY LACK OF CONTENT AND COMMUNICATION
I am Jack's ignored profession.
My account payment has been moved to a long term implementation.
maxtheusher
Tue Jun 21, 2005 7:50 am
#2

rofl *****'s



大胆框
赏金猎人

动 性交 你 SOE
AngusMacGregor
Tue Jun 21, 2005 7:59 am
#3

I almost forgot...



Instead of saying "Amen" after the prayer, you're just supposed to burp loudly.






"C O L O N E L A N G U S" M A C G R E G O R
DEAD SMUGGLER - KILLED BY LACK OF CONTENT AND COMMUNICATION
I am Jack's ignored profession.
My account payment has been moved to a long term implementation.
Sparkalot
Tue Jun 21, 2005 8:10 am
#4


I have just found my newest afk macro for corbantis! that's awesome



Kadaan Gorum - Corbantis
*Elder Jedi - Smuggler Retired*
*******Guild Leader - CRAFT*******
Imperial Pilot Ace Storm Squadron
Raadan Gorum - Corbantis
*****Elder Entertainer*****
**Naadak Murog - Eclipse**
Master Brawler/Swordsman/Doctor *I'm Never Gonna Log Him In To Respec*
Makris
Tue Jun 21, 2005 9:04 am
#5

BELCH
Qojan
Tue Jun 21, 2005 9:22 am
#6

thats a good one






Main Qojan-Master Carbiner, Master CH, Master Cynic, Explorer, Sabacc player, Glowing Fool and Reluctent Pilot, Retired Smuggler
"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side."
Alt Bohica-Master Artisan/Master Talior Glowie Clothing and Spice vendor 759 -5519 just steps from the shuttleport in Athens Smuggler vendor in Woofie's Warez and Watering Hole Athens, Corellia. 661 -5246
We Want to SMUGGLE!!
AngusMacGregor
Tue Jun 21, 2005 10:28 am
#7


Thanks.


/bow


I think I found that particular passage in the Old Smuggler's Testament.

Yes, here it is, Calrissians 3:16.




"C O L O N E L A N G U S" M A C G R E G O R
DEAD SMUGGLER - KILLED BY LACK OF CONTENT AND COMMUNICATION
I am Jack's ignored profession.
My account payment has been moved to a long term implementation.
Zeon_Zaku
Tue Jun 21, 2005 10:30 am
#8

Amen! Um,I mean... *Burp loudly*

Message Edited by Zeon_Zaku on 06-21-2005 10:30 AM



NDegwin Tze'Midak N
(Gorath) Smuggler/Commando/Rebel Space Pirate Ace
Captain of the Tokyo Mew Mew
"This flag stands for freedom. I live for what it stands for!"
(~Tze'Midak Family Biography~ * ~Degwin's Smuggling Site~ *~Blue Banshees~)


DarthHommie
Tue Jun 21, 2005 10:31 am
#9

nice. u forgot about the smuggling revamp, though. thats gotta be in every1s prayers. unfortunatly, thats like a prayer to win the lottery



Heres the "Small, Very Vocal Group" Who are complaining, just on the Ahazi galaxy. All these people, they are the community, but to you they are corporate casualties. In alphabetical Order:
Abaddon, Abof, Adigae, Adiya, Adlough, Aedyl, Aerga, Aiream, Akov, Anov, Arll, Aukeldas, Awasi, Azrrael, Bate-Aki, BH171, BlackPawn, Bodrick, Booomer, Bronte, Bubbbaaa, Bull-Moose, Casey, Cerebus, Clevland, Clopex, Coban, Crbastian, CrizDark, Dawggy Style, Delask, Digital, Dyveko, Earl, Edah, Eoton, Esrek, Eternal, Evasra, Ewotane, Gooney, Grarlr, Greyce, Gwibo, Hazor, Herb'zta, -Hex-, Htiek, Ikief, Ioneahi, Ipfeki, Iwosi, Jabysca, Jamila, Jendsu, Jene'Vieve, Jitsu, Jokerbacca, Jonah, Kalle, Keyan, Kieron, Kivrin, Kiyoma, Koltt, Korax, Krys, Kufu, Lan, Left, Len, Levoyan, LiongTsiaso, Lewi, Lycids, Lynara, Magan, Mallize, Missee, Nakasi, Neijon, Nique, Obitus, Ob'Juan, Ohesyry, Oropher, Paying, Peachy, Pogab, Ralph, Rikster, Rishton, Rommelrommel, Sancho, Saphyra, Scipione, Seib, SemperFi, Seph, Shadowkai, Shio, Shralo, Skitz, Slyvu, Soapflake, Staffin, Starwolf, Stealthkilla, Stray, Syanpse, Tark, Tazz, Tem, TexasLord, Thille, Ticom, Tonak, Totenkopf, Valius, Vegan, Vegitaa, Veodyk, Vineares, Vorago, Vrokk, Wasgij, Wifflesnap, Wiskussizz, Wuggy, XIII, Xineohp, Zadie, Zanti, Zark, Zebral, Zenith
Makris
Tue Jun 21, 2005 10:31 am
#10






DarthHommie wrote:
nice. u forgot about the smuggling revamp, though. thats gotta be in every1s prayers. unfortunatly, thats like a prayer to win the lottery





Well maybe I'll get struck by lightning.
Arsani
Tue Jun 21, 2005 10:53 am
#11

GreenMarine, who art in SOE, hallowed be thy name

Thy Revamp come, thy Smuggling done, in Game as it is in Concept.

Give us this day our daily beer, and give us our bounties,

as we will forgive those who bounty hunt against us.

Lead us not into l33tness, but deliver us from nerfage

For thine is the Revamp, The Smuggling, and the Smart A**ness

Forver and ever

Hell yeah.



N
Do Not Meddle in the Affairs of Zombies, For Your Brains Are Tasty and That Red Ain't Ketchup!
Arsani "Living Dead Girl" Co'lace ~ Starsider
DarthHommie
Tue Jun 21, 2005 11:20 am
#12

amen I need to memorize that



Heres the "Small, Very Vocal Group" Who are complaining, just on the Ahazi galaxy. All these people, they are the community, but to you they are corporate casualties. In alphabetical Order:
Abaddon, Abof, Adigae, Adiya, Adlough, Aedyl, Aerga, Aiream, Akov, Anov, Arll, Aukeldas, Awasi, Azrrael, Bate-Aki, BH171, BlackPawn, Bodrick, Booomer, Bronte, Bubbbaaa, Bull-Moose, Casey, Cerebus, Clevland, Clopex, Coban, Crbastian, CrizDark, Dawggy Style, Delask, Digital, Dyveko, Earl, Edah, Eoton, Esrek, Eternal, Evasra, Ewotane, Gooney, Grarlr, Greyce, Gwibo, Hazor, Herb'zta, -Hex-, Htiek, Ikief, Ioneahi, Ipfeki, Iwosi, Jabysca, Jamila, Jendsu, Jene'Vieve, Jitsu, Jokerbacca, Jonah, Kalle, Keyan, Kieron, Kivrin, Kiyoma, Koltt, Korax, Krys, Kufu, Lan, Left, Len, Levoyan, LiongTsiaso, Lewi, Lycids, Lynara, Magan, Mallize, Missee, Nakasi, Neijon, Nique, Obitus, Ob'Juan, Ohesyry, Oropher, Paying, Peachy, Pogab, Ralph, Rikster, Rishton, Rommelrommel, Sancho, Saphyra, Scipione, Seib, SemperFi, Seph, Shadowkai, Shio, Shralo, Skitz, Slyvu, Soapflake, Staffin, Starwolf, Stealthkilla, Stray, Syanpse, Tark, Tazz, Tem, TexasLord, Thille, Ticom, Tonak, Totenkopf, Valius, Vegan, Vegitaa, Veodyk, Vineares, Vorago, Vrokk, Wasgij, Wifflesnap, Wiskussizz, Wuggy, XIII, Xineohp, Zadie, Zanti, Zark, Zebral, Zenith
LTZweigg
Tue Jun 21, 2005 1:41 pm
#13

Slight change:


Yea, though I swoop through the valley of the shadow of Devs,
I will fear no nerfs: For I am the toughest mother****** in the valley.


An oldie but a goodie






Hello, I must be going. I cannot stay, I came to say I must be going. I'm glad I came but just the same I must be going.

Jedi - Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione!
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