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Thread: |||| The Smuggler's Den ||||
Qoe rushes in and jumps, twisting his body to face backwards firing several shots at his pursuer, before he smashes into a table. Rolling into a kneel he looks at the still form lying not twenty yards from the doorway, making damn sure it doesn't move to get up. With a smirk he says, "Hah damn desert demons never learn, do they.."
Dusting off his trench, he stands and heads for the bartender.
(Just as a side note, would that be a cool Dirty Fighting move or what? The running then May Payne style-jump-turn-fall while shooting-move, you know what I mean? I think that would be cool. End it in a roll, kneel facing whatever you were shooting at to continue your deadly barrage.)
As Bossov strolls into The Smuggler's Den(his fur perfectly groomed of course) he looks across the room through his Special Edition goggles and mumbles something aboutthe serious lack of Bothan hotties in the galaxy. He grabs a Brandy from the bar, pops out some Muon, takes a seat in the corner. His mind ablaze, Bossov starts to ask if anyone has been to the blob races lately, but to his horror he slides off his chair half way across the room! But all that TK training has paid off, Bossov maintains his balance perfectly and says "I meant to do that."
Now, do I play Ninja Gaiden, Smash Bros, Monkey Ball 2, or Metroid Zero Mission? Such is the life of a smuggler....
[[ Wayne (the one really from Austin) eyes Obed suspisciously ]]
Obed wrote:
*Checks his E11 Carbine at the door and sheepishly grins at all the ashtonished stares*
What? You never seen a smuggler with a snowflake gun before?
Any open Sabacc games goin' on? I'm feelin' lucky!
*Pulls out a deck and a flask*
Any takers?
I'll play Sabacc, but if you don't mind, can we us MY deck?? hehe....
Um, hello gentlemen. I was just wondering if I could use the toilets?
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((No, I'm not a smuggler, but I can hear the word 'Sabacc' across three forums...
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(* Wayne nudges DrCobra in the ribs with his elbow and nods towardsTinkergirl *)
"What say we make her an honorary smuggler for a little while? She seems evil enough to qualify!"
Wayne yells over towards Tinkergirl, "Careful in the bathroom.Saw a quenker scamper back that way a minute ago!"
"Ya know..I made a big mistake a few days ago and bought a FWG5 pistol for 200k" he motions to the bar keep for some Starshine Suprise
"Then I found out what I had bought..hehe..needless to say it's now my favorite gun."
He lifts from his holster a very powerful FWG5 pistol and shoots at a jawa passer-by instantly vaporizing it's skull and setting it's grease stained garb alight. "Now that's a gun and a half.."
WayneInAustin wrote:
(* Wayne nudges DrCobra in the ribs with his elbow and nods towardsTinkergirl *)
"What say we make her an honorary smuggler for a little while? She seems evil enough to qualify!"
Wayne yells over towards Tinkergirl, "Careful in the bathroom.Saw a quenker scamper back that way a minute ago!"
why not? it would be fun
Balkstar looks through the the empty hole into the barwhere a glass pane stood just 10 minutes ago. He then storms through the door ranting and raving about the injustices of the world, daring anyone to verbly spar with him to the point of complete and utter annoyance. He is met by the barrels of 10 FWG5's, 10 Republic Blasters, 2 DX2's, and 1 poorly-made CDEF.
"So much for a weapons-free bar" he says sheepishly as he slinks to the nearest dark, unoccupied corner of the bar, there to mumble tohimself unintelligaibly. Occasionally, occupants hear the words "Long live the Merchant-Smugglers."