Smuggler Archive
Thread: Even more Publish 20 Patch Notes!
Oreet
Mon Jul 11, 2005 6:13 am
#53
AngusMacGregor wrote:
The concept rocks. The implementation is piss poor at best.
A real-life friend of mine was all hard-core into wanting to be a Master Squad Leader Master Doctor when he was reading my SWG manual. but once he tried Squad Leader, he dropped it for Swordsman. MSL/MD would have been a GREAT template for a true squad leader. very good support type of template to keep the group healed and lead them into battle.
TomedNor
Mon Jul 11, 2005 9:22 am
#54
ROTFLMAO!
Oh that was funny! The sad part is, I almost expect to see some of those changes coming...
... Love that 2nd Ranger note by the way, but I'd almost rather not get dev attention if it means getting what BH and CH are getting lately....
Oh that was funny! The sad part is, I almost expect to see some of those changes coming...
... Love that 2nd Ranger note by the way, but I'd almost rather not get dev attention if it means getting what BH and CH are getting lately....
Saarek
Mon Jul 11, 2005 9:24 am
#55
We all laugh at this (great post btw Angus), but we all know its really the truth.
/sigh;
CorethLandwalker
Mon Jul 11, 2005 10:03 am
#57
A terrific post! Hope my boss doesn't hear my chortling over here...!
Tapoh
Mon Jul 11, 2005 1:14 pm
#58
Wow, I cut and pasted it to the jedi forums and they are getting mad....Wow...
Wow
Wow
Tapoh
Mon Jul 11, 2005 1:55 pm
#60
It got deleted off the dancer forums and the Chef corr said it was uncalled for....Wow
AngusMacGregor
Mon Jul 11, 2005 2:31 pm
#61
I had posted a like to it previously in the Chef forum and got blasted. One person even said that it was "obvious" that I was calling them greedy and other nasty things, then called me a jerk.
Some of those Chefs have no sense of humor. They really need to get out of the kitchen.
HereticLosMorte
Mon Jul 11, 2005 7:14 pm
#62
simply hilarious
and for the guyexplaining (probable jedi player) about entering houses when tef was removed...... uh, tef was never removed. have you not attacked a factioned npc, even now, and tried to enter a player structure? you still have to wait for the tef to drop.... noob 
but angus, awesome post *thumbs up*
KaiAzreal
Tue Jul 12, 2005 12:13 am
#65
It's obvious this was tongue-and-cheek humor and NOT the actually partofpublish 20. Did you guys actually "read" the bullet-points. Sheesh!
Jedi
• Take a bounty mission from our conveniently located terminals (outside every starport, shuttleport, cantina, medical facility, and cloning center) to get a mission on a Bounty Hunter. Information given includes their name, current skill set, SAT scores, and location of their residence.Creature Handler
• You know it's coming, don't you? You can feel it in your bones. Well, we don't want to disappoint you. Eat Hot Nerf!• We have reduced the maximum controllable CL to 10 at Master. Your days of being effective are over.
• Pets no longer obey the commands of Creature Handlers.
• The CH profession may or may not be removed entirely. We'll flip a coin the morning we patch this sucker in.
Ranger
•• (What? You're still here?)
Chef
• We've added a fun new "realistic" roleplay element to this profession. VK-666, an Imperial Stormtrooper, is suing every Chef in the universe. He claims that you have made him dependent upon your goods to be able to fight effectively, and now he is fat, lazy, and an alcoholic. Based on the Emperor's ruling in the matter, all Chefs are fined 5 million credits apiece to compensate this traumatized trooper. The money will be deducted from your accounts before you log in. If you do not have enough money in your account to pay the fine, your homes and belongings will be confiscated.Smuggler
• We've adjusted the loot tables for the new slicing tools so the frequency of the lower-tier tools will be more common. However, all tools will now be found on Super Battle Droids in order to encourage the Smuggler to join a group and learn some teamwork. We hate solo players. • VK-666 is also suing Smugglers for making him addicted to Booster Blue. See the Chef changes for details.Image Designer
• You now have the ability to increase the bust size of female Twi'lek dancers. We think they're hawt, and bigger is better, right?Dancer
• All Dancers must now be hawt female Twi'leks.