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Thread: You know you should quit smuggling when....

Orcajum
Wed Sep 15, 2004 12:45 pm
#53

...when you take a pistol to a fistfight and get your butt handed to you because you're too slow.

...you're in front of the airport and see 5 guys in Armani suits begging for money because they're "new".

...at a job interview you hand over your resume and say, "I know it looks blank, but i've been begging for a year to get text in it."

...a new client calls for a price quote only to tell you he spent his entire budget on a new coffee pot and begs you do the work for free.

...you witness a monk begging to fight a kid, only to have a priest, a nun, a rabbi, an imam and a reverend "gank" the kid from behind.



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"I--I'm out of it for a little while, everybody gets delusions of grandeur.."
Slipkid42
Thu Sep 16, 2004 12:08 am
#54

Unfortunately ( I think ) I've done the "Punch it Chewie" thing.






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Another Non-Jedi sayin seeya SOE! I've had enough.
Smugglers gettin the shaft since launch!
VegitoX
Thu Sep 16, 2004 12:11 am
#55

when you start negotiating with the NPC's in Mos Eisley's Cantina



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PhoenixOrion
Thu Sep 16, 2004 12:14 am
#56

The day I quit smuggling is when I can't slice, I can't make spice, I can't sell FP and the only useful thing we have is understaning Jawa and Lekku.



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