Smuggler Archive

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Dark_Paradox wrote:
*gives Yimaz the finger, than downs the shot* Thanx, but I'll take the water, keeps the senses clear...

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lol......

You seem like a good guy have an Orgasm... and from the looks of you I'll make it a quick draw.

We're falling of the page! I'll try to make it to the bump drive, you hold the other posts off!

Runs to the main contol centre. There is a desk with the Smuggler forums on and buttons to bump them. Out of no where comes a Forum Troll! Wasting no time, I jump forward and hit the bump button. Turning around I let a barrage of blaster bolts into the Troll. He flails wildly and hits the terminal! I quickly escape before the room explodes behind me. A Dark Jedi Flamer comes from the rafters and attacks! I fall to the ground as if dead. The stupid Jedi walks away.

Its a Mini adventure.

*Seeing his fallen Smuggler comrade Dark_Paradox kicks him in the ribs for several mintues, seemingly walks away; comes back and than kicks him in the ribs some more*

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WayneInAustin wrote:

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EcadMistflier wrote:

Hey the place looks GREAT! Who's up for some Sabacc?

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I'll play Sabacc some with ya, Ecad... (* Whips out a role of 1K credit notes and caresses his lucky frail squall foot *). But we're using the Casino rules this game.... (* quicklyslips an 'Idiot' card up his left sleeve... *)

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Ok but I know of your rep. Sotaudi is my best friend and I've heard stories... **pulls out roll of 10K bills** So house rules? Ok you deal my friend......

Want a pretzel? **hands Way'ev-Da the half empty bowl of pretzels**

** Ecad reaches over the sabacc table and nudges the now loudly snoring Wayne** "Hey wake up there ol' timer! You wanta play Sabacc or not?" While leaning over the Sabacc table Ecad notices that the front door was left open and group of novice smugglers were scurring in and out chasing a small Jawa up and down the den's hallway screaming "Come on little fella. Buy my junk. Buy my Junk!"

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DrCobra01 wrote:

Hey i've just been to BugFin Mart and i picked up some munchies for us. Got the pretzels, jawa beer, booster blue, neutron pixie, and of course more muon gold. Oh ya and popcorn.

*getsa PS2 and starts a game of James Bond going*

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Dude... No dung worms?!

Aww. Guess I better go get some.

Heh, the Ep. 1 game ruled.

Walks in and checks his cdf pistol at the door. Tells the door man "I swear thats allI have." Sits down orders some brandy.

Please sticky this!!! It was on page 3!!!!

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EcadMistflier wrote:

** Ecad reaches over the sabacc table and nudges the now loudly snoring Wayne** "Hey wake up there ol' timer! You wanta play Sabacc or not?" While leaning over the Sabacc table Ecad notices that the front door was left open and group of novice smugglers were scurring in and out chasing a small Jawa up and down the den's hallway screaming "Come on little fella. Buy my junk. Buy my Junk!"

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Huh?What? Wayne snaps awake, but his mind is not quite there yet... he whips the FWG5 out from under his jacket (the one he DIDNT check at the door)... Still in a daze he waves the pistol wildly yelling "I'll save you Leia.. grab your clothes and run!". Suddenly reality dawns and an embarrased grin crosses his face... "Uh... carry on everybody... nobody saw that! Move along....". He wipes the drool from his chin and sits back down at the Sabacc table with Ecad...

*smiles at Wayne* Here one on the house grandpa *tosses a Brandy toward the old Twi'lek*