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Thread: allright, I gotta brag just a little

Phenix1050
Wed Jan 05, 2005 12:51 am
#40






KiayaWi wrote:

Bothans > other species


Bothan Smugglers > plain Bothans


Female Bothan Smugglers > Everything


We're sexy






You mean female Bothans DO exist. 'cause,like...I heard they were myths, like mermaids.


By the way, KiayaWi, you just earned yourself one Bothan stalker with those pics.



PHE'NIX ANTARUS
BOTHAN ELDER RANGER
BEST LOOKINGSPY EVER--FOUNDER OF SATGWNIWNU
BURNING H*TPANTS SINCE 2003


This is horrible! I return to find my new title on the forum is "Jedi". What's up with that? If they wanted to confer that I'm rare and learned, they'd make my title RANGER. and then make it camo colored.
Nicolas_Frost
Wed Jan 05, 2005 4:18 am
#41



Phenix1050 wrote:
/target Jaecob (Nicolas_Frost)
/chomp kneecaps
/chomp ankles
/rude
/evil-laugh
mmmmm....tasty kneecaps. But your screaming was sub-par.





Heh, I got some *old* composite armor from when we could slice it to 100% effectiveness, and I managed to get it that high on chomping damage.

As for female Bothans, there was one in BABE a few months ago. A Master Dancer, but she left the game for college.



Jaecob Maragi
Babelonian Militia Captain
Master Smuggler and Alliance Pilot
Captain of the LongShot(2)
THE Official Smuggler Forum Smartass!
The prices of my services are based on "tolerance". The more I have to tolerate you, the more you have to pay me.


Ipseck
Wed Jan 05, 2005 9:14 am
#42


fishbrains wrote:


Ipseck wrote:
almost as nice as mine hehehe


and yes.. bothans > all of you

my ideal range > your ideal range . Ideal range is the weapon secret that everyone overlooks.





While I do care about the range mods, I have a +25 pistol accuracy tape in my shirt and +20 accuracy while moving in my armor and use food that's +25 accuracy

Mine hurts more and wounds more And I'm about to get 2 more made with nearly identical tissues. I'm hoping I can get another 30+ damage slice

Message Edited by Ipseck on 01-05-2005 10:17 AM





7Ipsecki Tunnel8
eMaster Smuggler - "Deliverer of goods"e
N"Captain Moody"N
KiayaWi
Wed Jan 05, 2005 9:49 am
#43


We have 4 females bothans in our guild. We do exist. Actually I keep running into female bothans on tempest...used to be I could go months without seeing another one


Oh don't worry...I'm used to having stalkers...Oakai and Kyroki both have their share of admirers

Message Edited by KiayaWi on 01-05-2005 09:50 AM




Oakai "Shorty" I'Lar - Kyroki "Shorter" I'Lar - The Other Sister - Missing in Action Good Luck Bear
Nicolas_Frost
Wed Jan 05, 2005 10:41 am
#44



Phenix1050 wrote:
My teeth are heavy armor piercing. I'll tear through your composite like it was...um...llama food.




Hmmmm...

Douses Phenix with Nair, hops on his swoop, and rides off.



Jaecob Maragi
Babelonian Militia Captain
Master Smuggler and Alliance Pilot
Captain of the LongShot(2)
THE Official Smuggler Forum Smartass!
The prices of my services are based on "tolerance". The more I have to tolerate you, the more you have to pay me.


KiayaWi
Wed Jan 05, 2005 10:42 am
#45

*hides from the nair wielder*


I don't go near anyone that has that stuff around...my fur is too pretty to risk




Oakai "Shorty" I'Lar - Kyroki "Shorter" I'Lar - The Other Sister - Missing in Action Good Luck Bear
JediArashi
Wed Jan 05, 2005 2:52 pm
#46

There is no better topic then Bothan sexiness...and I am the Master!!


Ain't nothin' sexier then a jet black Bothan scoundrel!


All worship the sexy Bothan thread!!!!!



Arashi - The one and only "Agent Zero"

Proud member of the greatest community around....Smuggler for life!
KiayaWi
Wed Jan 05, 2005 3:10 pm
#47






JediArashi wrote:

There is no better topic then Bothan sexiness...and I am the Master!!


Ain't nothin' sexier then a jet black Bothan scoundrel!


All worship the sexy Bothan thread!!!!!







/target thread


/worship


My first husband was a nice chocolate brown with white hair...man he was a sexy bothan!





Oakai "Shorty" I'Lar - Kyroki "Shorter" I'Lar - The Other Sister - Missing in Action Good Luck Bear
fishbrains
Wed Jan 05, 2005 3:43 pm
#48






JediArashi wrote:

There is no better topic then Bothan sexiness...and I am the Master!!


Ain't nothin' sexier then a jet black Bothan scoundrel!


All worship the sexy Bothan thread!!!!!





/diasgree, my albino Bothan is far more studly than yours Sadly I have seen like 2 bothan females on Sunrunner since launch


That's cool though, ladies of other species still find him hawt





Joras 'Godfather' Kal'lan/Aethen Dor

Master Smuggler/Master Officer
Sunrunner's Elder Smuggler


KiayaWi
Wed Jan 05, 2005 3:46 pm
#49

All this talk of lack of female bothans almost makes me feel guilty for dating a human




Oakai "Shorty" I'Lar - Kyroki "Shorter" I'Lar - The Other Sister - Missing in Action Good Luck Bear
fishbrains
Wed Jan 05, 2005 3:49 pm
#50






KiayaWi wrote:

All this talk of lack of female bothans almost makes me feel guilty for dating a human






it's cool, the lack of bothan ladies on Sunrunner has led me to devote my time to ladies of other species. Joras studied at the Kirk/Lando school, he knows how to treat ALL the ladies



Joras 'Godfather' Kal'lan/Aethen Dor

Master Smuggler/Master Officer
Sunrunner's Elder Smuggler


KiayaWi
Wed Jan 05, 2005 3:54 pm
#51

Very nice





Oakai "Shorty" I'Lar - Kyroki "Shorter" I'Lar - The Other Sister - Missing in Action Good Luck Bear
Phenix1050
Wed Jan 05, 2005 4:51 pm
#52

Yeah, it's too bad there ain't more female Bothans on Eclipse...but then again, I get rubbed/petted by almost every dancer I talk to, so it's all good.

I'm not on my own computer, or I'd post pictures. But believe me-- Phenix is one hunka hunka furry Bothan.



PHE'NIX ANTARUS
BOTHAN ELDER RANGER
BEST LOOKINGSPY EVER--FOUNDER OF SATGWNIWNU
BURNING H*TPANTS SINCE 2003


This is horrible! I return to find my new title on the forum is "Jedi". What's up with that? If they wanted to confer that I'm rare and learned, they'd make my title RANGER. and then make it camo colored.
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