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yimaz

Fri Aug 06, 2004 10:38 am

MisterWizard wrote:

Merchillon wrote:

Publish 11.9 Anyone claiming to have once been a smuggler, or that there ever were smugglers will be shot. All references to a Smuggler Profession will be removed from the game. The so-called Smuggler forum will be deleted along with all threads in other forums that mention anything about a "Smuggler".

Publish 11.10

Due to continued community comments, all LucasArts and Station.com servers are now configured to see the word "$mugg1er" as a virus. This will ensure the word (appropriately hidden in this communication) will be appropriately eradicated. If this is ineffective, our network devices will be configured to sniff all data packets to remove possible instances of this word.

Publish 12:

With the release of LucasArts Star Wars trilogy re,re-release Lucas has removed Han Solo and Chewbacca and replaced them with an Ewok named Lucky aGungan named dumass (that is doomas) the profession of these new characters is"bantha pork smoker"they help Luke and Ben while shiping smoked bantha pork from Tat to Alderan. We here at SWGare now proud to give you a new profession to replace Smuggler. "Bantha Pork Smoker", the deatail will be released as soon as we are able to get them to you. This is a great change and we know you are all as excited as we are.

Yimayz Samoot
Master Smuggler & Master Pilot
Captain of the Auto de fé

JediArchon

Fri Aug 06, 2004 1:31 pm

#41

February 10, 2005

Publish 12: Smuggler Revamp!

After much waiting, the long-awaited Smuggler Revamp is here!!!!

Fixes include:

*Removed various typos in the Holocron regarding smugglers.

*That is all.

I can no longer sit back and allow Imperial infiltration, Imperial indoctrination, Imperial subversion and the interplanetary Imperial conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

jedi280

Fri Aug 06, 2004 1:36 pm

#42

That is funny lol ,

Kamen Adano

-III- For life

jbezorg

Fri Aug 06, 2004 4:25 pm

#43

yimaz wrote:

Publish 12:

With the release of LucasArts Star Wars trilogy re,re-release Lucas has removed Han Solo and Chewbacca and replaced them with an Ewok named Lucky aGungan named dumass (that is doomas) the profession of these new characters is"bantha pork smoker"they help Luke and Ben while shiping smoked bantha pork from Tat to Alderan. We here at SWGare now proud to give you a new profession to replace Smuggler. "Bantha Pork Smoker", the deatail will be released as soon as we are able to get them to you. This is a great change and we know you are all as excited as we are.

Publish 12.1

Bantha Pork Rind Quest! - Complete the quest and Bantha Pork Smokers will be able to craft an enhancment to Jawa Beer!

"There's one, frag her ass" - What the Storm Trooper who spotted Leia should have said
/panicshot - "You have succefully delayed the smuggler revamp 10 seconds"

Selko

Fri Aug 06, 2004 9:53 pm

#44

Dude I can't wait to do the pork rind quest then finish getting all the drops for the worn Lazy boy loot kit. It will go along great with my beer hat andmy recently completed large screen plasma Holo-vision loot kit.

Selko Embries

Professional Scoundrel

Jables-

Sat Aug 07, 2004 1:08 am

#45

lmao, this is funny, but sadly its true