Smuggler Archive
Thread: Jedi Defender Full Template too Uber....Needs to be Fixed ASAP!!!
Tactical_Dave wrote:
SwenLaransa Said:
/NERF!
In response, I say:
FERN!
Yes, it's those classy little plants that became so popular in the early seventies. They dropped out of sight when Chia Pets hit the scene, but they're making another comeback, folks!. That's right, head down to the local floral shop and pick up a few. Decorate your home office (or gaming area) with these beautiful products of Mother Nature. They take excessive CO-2 from the air (otherwise known as 'hot air', usually produced by over-excited, under-powered gamer professions) and replace it with fresh oxygen, a cool fresh scent, and a soothing desire to co-exist in peace with all other lifeforms.
Don't forget, get a fern.
This message brought to you by the Jedi Council, who are happy to pull Bols off you and your friends (at great personal risk, I might add) during those long grinding sessions.
you mean potted plant style 3?
Me: It's right here, clear as purple crayon!!!11one1!
Obi-Wan: Well, you are quite the poopoo-head
Me: I'll show you poopoo-head. /ignites saber
Tactical_Dave wrote:Hate to tell you, but I saw some jedi kill your parakeet...yea, that's the ticket...it was Obi Wan Yoda Skywalker, yea, that's it...and my wife, Morgan Fairchild (whom I know personally), saw it, too.Me: Wha? Obi-Wan would never....Palpy: Oh, but I'm afraid it's signed. /points to Obee-wan Kanobee signature on drawing.Me: /gaspPalpy: /points to Padme's signature on drawing.Me: Those 8!tch35! /blow steam from ears.Palpy: Complete! hehehehehehe
Well, there it is, confirmation of my assertation, so now it's proved and we can make the bastige pays for killing your parakeet. You see, coincidentally, Obi took the life of me pet Bee Eric the former Half a Bee, who lived so happily with me...
GanymedePharuu wrote:
you mean potted plant style 3?
No, man... he means pot plant style 1. Groooooovy.
AngusMacGregor wrote:
GanymedePharuu wrote:
you mean potted plant style 3?
No, man... he means pot plant style 1. Groooooovy.
Would that be, by any chance, Shrubbery?
I need one of those to complete this quest I got from these strange jedi just outside the village.
Kelko wrote:
Thst's right. Earlier this week I was in a group and we were Bol hunting and this Jedi in our group who was a Defender would agro the whole lair and just sit there in the middle of 8-12 CL82 Mobs and take very little damage. This is way too uber and unbalancing and needs to be fixed ASAP!
Message Edited by Kelko on 06-30-2005 12:58 PM
and smugglers wonder why jedi cried nerf on them........how about we kill every proffession in the game and lets all be entertainers
Kelko wrote:
AngusMacGregor wrote:
As long as it's done with sarcasm, fine. I just don't think we need to be stooping to the level of whiney Jedi asking for other professions to be nerfed in this forum.
o im sorry i didnt know all jedi were whiney....glad to know you know more about me than i do for a minute i just thought i was a sarcastic prik, wow you set me straight...yay for stereo-typing
I think your plan to useobliviousjedi flamers to keep this post at the top was brilliant Kelko!
Hehe, and they think they loose to a special ability alone... although they're partly right, special is involved.
Ternque01 wrote:
Tactical_Dave wrote:
No, I never had a pet parrot.
/wipe tear from eye.
Only pet I ever had was this parakeet that my neighbor gave me. One day, his head just...just...fell off. Poor little guy.
Haha! Pretty bird... pretty bird... I love that movie (Dumb and Dumber).
QFE
Avoid incap is WAY TO UBER! NERF IT!!!! --------> NERF IT NOW!!! <-------- How does it feel now Jebi?
WE can call a truce on the nerf talk. Or we Smugglies will go to war on all 5 of yoru professions, so Jebi its your call!
Kelko wrote:
AngusMacGregor wrote:
All Jedi should be nerfed until the only skills they have are serving pie and beer to Master Smugglers.
Yaayyyy!!! I second this.
"You better smile while you cut my pie with that glowstick! And I want nice even pieces too!"
Okay, one sliced pie coming up!
/drops pie in your lap and proceeds to slice it (and other things) into perfectly symmetrical pieces.
Now that's job satisfaction 
I support a system where all smugglers are required to be Jedi sidekicks and walk around in gold suits saying, "My goodness gracious me!"
Jedi
Tactical_Dave wrote:
Kelko wrote:
AngusMacGregor wrote:
All Jedi should be nerfed until the only skills they have are serving pie and beer to Master Smugglers.
Yaayyyy!!! I second this."You better smile while you cut my pie with that glowstick! And I want nice even pieces too!"
Okay, one sliced pie coming up!
/drops pie in your lap and proceeds to slice it (and other things) into perfectly symmetrical pieces.
Now that's job satisfaction
I support a system where all smugglers are required to be Jedi sidekicks and walk around in gold suits saying, "My goodness gracious me!"
Jedi
You always wanted a pet parrot didn't you? Never got one? Just a question. I just get that feeling from you.
KRONOS1974 wrote:
Kelko wrote:
Thst's right. Earlier this week I was in a group and we were Bol hunting and this Jedi in our group who was a Defender would agro the whole lair and just sit there in the middle of 8-12 CL82 Mobs and take very little damage. This is way too uber and unbalancing and needs to be fixed ASAP!
Message Edited by Kelko on 06-30-2005 12:58 PM
You do know non-jedi melee defense stackers have more defenses than master defender i hope. Improved COB = Improved AUra, same stats.
People need to realize this before crying nerf.
Ummm, did you read any further than the initial post, you know like the whole thread. I'll just leave it at that.
[rolls eyes]