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Thread: How to Dramaticly Increase the % of a high slice

Jibbrish
Wed Aug 18, 2004 1:50 pm
#27

I've not only found that hawtpants helped my slices but they have served to increase my business as well! That and i hear that Boba Fett brakes for hawtpants makes them my pick hot fashion item for fall 2004!



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WayneInAustin
Wed Aug 18, 2004 2:52 pm
#28






Jibbrish wrote:

I've not only found that hawtpants helped my slices but they have served to increase my business as well! That and i hear that Boba Fett brakes for hawtpants makes them my pick hot fashion item for fall 2004!




Dang! That video was incredible! Someone (several someones) went to a LOT of trouble!

Where the heck did you find that??




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Erillion
Wed Aug 18, 2004 2:59 pm
#29

Slicing is random ... unless you exploit. Which more and more smugglers seem to be doing .... and I am getting fed up with it, as the bug exists for months now. Weaponsmiths go to the exploiters and its costs us honest, but "stupid" smugglers millions and a lot of reputation.


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Jibbrish
Wed Aug 18, 2004 3:22 pm
#30

Yeah, i saw it ages ago and emailed the link to a friend so it wasn't hard to get. All that talk of hawtpants reminded me of it.



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yimaz
Thu Aug 19, 2004 12:00 am
#31






gomi321 wrote:

but did you wear hawtpants?




ROFLOL




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Hollow
Thu Aug 19, 2004 12:01 am
#32






Smuggler_Caylin wrote:





Wilkins wrote:

know we contacted the smuggler correspondant he said he was suprised with the very good slices and was going to do more testing , something along them lines any way


all im saying is try it before u flame away





Well, to set the record straight, it was Miss Wren who contacted me about this method. I did indeed test a great deal of it myself. I however lacked the meditate ability on my toon, so I visited Wren to see this in action.


The results you can find in my 'Slicing is Random' thread.


The end result of it was thatslicingis completely random.







Again, pwned! People should research before opening their mouths. But the Hawtpants solution has merit.
gomi321
Thu Aug 19, 2004 12:13 am
#33

i stand by my claim that hawtpants are the key to the secrets of swg.




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Scoooter
Thu Aug 19, 2004 12:26 am
#34






gomi321 wrote:

i stand by my claim that hawtpants are the key to the secrets of swg.






Not by themselves when it pertains to slicing. My testing results show that if


Wearing hot pants on a time of a lunar eclipse when on LSD and using a brand new crack pipe and spamming the belch emote while in a player city cantina while listening to a master musician and watching a master dancer (both in hot pants) and with a transdosian at your side(in hot pants) you can not only get better slices but choose the slice type.





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Elpucko
Thu Aug 19, 2004 12:36 am
#35

Shhhhhhhh........................





I am wearing Hot Pants right now.



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yimaz
Thu Aug 19, 2004 12:39 am
#36






Elpucko wrote:

Shhhhhhhh........................





I am wearing Hot Pants right now.






I was but my boss told me to change.



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gomi321
Thu Aug 19, 2004 12:39 am
#37






Scoooter wrote:





gomi321 wrote:

i stand by my claim that hawtpants are the key to the secrets of swg.






Not by themselves when it pertains to slicing. My testing results show that if


Wearing hot pants on a time of a lunar eclipse when on LSD and using a brand new crack pipe and spamming the belch emote while in a player city cantina while listening to a master musician and watching a master dancer (both in hot pants) and with a transdosian at your side(in hot pants) you can not only get better slices but choose the slice type.








they have to be pink.




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We make folks feel "uncomfortable"
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Scoooter
Thu Aug 19, 2004 12:41 am
#38






gomi321 wrote:





Scoooter wrote:





gomi321 wrote:

i stand by my claim that hawtpants are the key to the secrets of swg.






Not by themselves when it pertains to slicing. My testing results show that if


Wearing hot pants on a time of a lunar eclipse when on LSD and using a brand new crack pipe and spamming the belch emote while in a player city cantina while listening to a master musician and watching a master dancer (both in hot pants) and with a transdosian at your side(in hot pants) you can not only get better slices but choose the slice type.








they have to be pink.






Damn I new I forgot something.



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OnlyMaestro
Thu Aug 19, 2004 12:42 am
#39

Slicing is not random.


Today, I had to decide how exactly to slice my grilled cheese, across...or down the middle.



Decisions!!




/slices Acklay power hammer for 15% speed...damnit



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