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Thread: Friday June 17th, 2005 International Smuggler Sarcasm Day

AngusMacGregor
Fri Jun 17, 2005 10:58 am
#27

/bump for my Homies.




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My account payment has been moved to a long term implementation.
srotre
Fri Jun 17, 2005 11:03 am
#28

holy sh*t thats funny, bein a smuggler rocks



Srotre Tholer
Scylla
Master Smuggler
Master Rifleman
Imp ace
Smuggler who cannot Smuggle
SpinningCloud
Fri Jun 17, 2005 1:14 pm
#29

This is silly.


Let's all come up with new ideas for SMUGGLING content instead.






Smuggler, Smuggler, Smuggler Pie, Two years of "Soon"(TM), a harsh bunch of lies.
Ask me a riddle and I reply: "Smuggler, Smuggler, Smuggler Pie"

Smuggler, Smuggler, Smuggler Pie, Dancers can't smuggle and neither can I.
Ask me a riddle and I reply: "Smuggler, Smuggler, Smuggler Pie."

Smuggler, Smuggler, Smuggler Pie, Why are there Jedi, I don't know why.
Ask me a riddle and I reply: "Smuggler, Smuggler, Smuggler Pie."

Gaitan
Fri Jun 17, 2005 1:23 pm
#30






SpinningCloud wrote:

This is silly.


Let's all come up with new ideas for SMUGGLING content instead.








Uh oh, the Fun Police are here.






Gaitan
Master Spy
Elder Smuggler, Imperial Colonel.
HaughtyElf
Fri Jun 17, 2005 1:25 pm
#31






Gaitan wrote:





SpinningCloud wrote:

This is silly.


Let's all come up with new ideas for SMUGGLING content instead.








Uh oh, the Fun Police are here.








So do they protect us from Fun or while having fun?




We Diggs The Tiggs
Col. Micte Badul, Imperial Smuggler
Master Smuggler, Master Bounty Hunter, Master Pilot
Dirty rotten scoundrel and all around swindler

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways,
martini in one hand, cigar in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO - What a Ride!"


SpinningCloud
Fri Jun 17, 2005 1:49 pm
#32

Gaitan; "Uh oh, the Fun Police are here."


Someone doesn't know me very well...


*takes a bow* The best sarcasm is when someone takes you seriously.


Got ya!






Smuggler, Smuggler, Smuggler Pie, Two years of "Soon"(TM), a harsh bunch of lies.
Ask me a riddle and I reply: "Smuggler, Smuggler, Smuggler Pie"

Smuggler, Smuggler, Smuggler Pie, Dancers can't smuggle and neither can I.
Ask me a riddle and I reply: "Smuggler, Smuggler, Smuggler Pie."

Smuggler, Smuggler, Smuggler Pie, Why are there Jedi, I don't know why.
Ask me a riddle and I reply: "Smuggler, Smuggler, Smuggler Pie."

xTekx
Fri Jun 17, 2005 1:52 pm
#33

How do we know his first post was sarcastic and not serious? While this post is being sarcastic?


Now my head hurts from thinking too much. Guess i'll just go drink a beer and eat some pie



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Saarek
Fri Jun 17, 2005 2:00 pm
#34






SpinningCloud wrote:

Gaitan; "Uh oh, the Fun Police are here."


Someone doesn't know me very well...


*takes a bow* The best sarcasm is when someone takes you seriously.


Got ya!








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for that lovely work.







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M A S T E R S C O U N D R E L I AM JACK'S IGNORED PROFESSION
C O A L I T I O N O F T H E L O S T S M U G G L E R S .

Killa-Kell-Krushin
Fri Jun 17, 2005 2:21 pm
#35


xTekx wrote:

I LOVE JEDI! So much in fact that I want to be one!

uhmm...

wait, did I just say that??

Oh wait, this is sarcasm day. That's why I said it haha!

I love being a smuggler! ----- not sarcasm(does that go against the rule of the thread?)







Fixed



Killa-Kell Krushin
MBH, MCarb

"I got GladBags with enemies,
Cut up so they remember me,
Soakin in Henesy so they relatives know its me..."
Darth__Sanchez
Sat Jun 18, 2005 12:10 am
#36

Don't forget to Italicize to stress your meaning. Tone may be aless important literary device than precise language to convey the requisite irony. For example,


"I used all my best resources to craft 300 crates of uber Flow Analyzer Nodes"



Very sarcastic, but consider this:


"I used all my best resources to craft 300 crates ofuberFlow Analyzer Nodes"


or

"I used all my best resources to craft 300 crates ofuberFlow Analyzer Nodes"


or


"I used all my best resources to craft 300 crates ofuberFlow Analyzer Nodes"





Iavio Bardak

KaiRan
Sat Jun 18, 2005 12:15 am
#37

I used all my best resources to craft 300 crates of Flow analyzer *Nodes*.



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HaughtyElf
Sat Jun 18, 2005 12:17 am
#38






ChiiTWINS wrote:

Just what the Kette forum needs. Me with an excuse to be sarcastic.





Like we needed one in the first place..




We Diggs The Tiggs
Col. Micte Badul, Imperial Smuggler
Master Smuggler, Master Bounty Hunter, Master Pilot
Dirty rotten scoundrel and all around swindler

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways,
martini in one hand, cigar in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO - What a Ride!"


Saarek
Sat Jun 18, 2005 12:18 am
#39

I used all my best resources to craft 300 crates of Flow analyzer *Nodes*.

There? Happy?





------
"The Hawtness is my ally, and a powerful ally it is." RIP SAAREK CARVATHOS :: AUG 4, 2005
------
S A A R E K "SIR WANKSALOT" C A R V A T H O S _Starsider. && _Corbantis.
M A S T E R S C O U N D R E L I AM JACK'S IGNORED PROFESSION
C O A L I T I O N O F T H E L O S T S M U G G L E R S .

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