Smuggler Archive
Thread: By popular request...
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RichardBryant
Wed Aug 24, 2005 7:05 am
#30
There are Rangers at large and Squad Leaders
There are Dancers and Fencers and then
There are those who like to build Droids but...
I've never been one of them
No, i'm a broken smuggler
And have been since before we went live
And the things the devs say about smuggling are
Just lies to make us resubscribe
(so listen up LucasArts....)
Every smuggler hates you
We all think you suck
You spend time on jeedai
You don't give a fúck
All the poxy glowbats,
Bounty hunters too,
Teras Kasi adepts
We blame all of you
We don't want to mezz folks
With a magic spell
We are not slice monkeys
And you can go to hell
We don't want to make spice
Or sell the stuff up front
We hate Julio Torres
He's a stupid cúnt
(to be continued until we get some frickin smuggling...)
EDIT: proper swearwords added for emphasis.
There are Dancers and Fencers and then
There are those who like to build Droids but...
I've never been one of them
No, i'm a broken smuggler
And have been since before we went live
And the things the devs say about smuggling are
Just lies to make us resubscribe
(so listen up LucasArts....)
Every smuggler hates you
We all think you suck
You spend time on jeedai
You don't give a fúck
All the poxy glowbats,
Bounty hunters too,
Teras Kasi adepts
We blame all of you
We don't want to mezz folks
With a magic spell
We are not slice monkeys
And you can go to hell
We don't want to make spice
Or sell the stuff up front
We hate Julio Torres
He's a stupid cúnt
(to be continued until we get some frickin smuggling...)
EDIT: proper swearwords added for emphasis.
Message Edited by RichardBryant on 08-24-2005 03:59 PM
from_beyond
Wed Aug 24, 2005 7:28 am
#31
There areDEs in the world, there are Rangers,
There areCommandos andEntertainers and then
There are those that follow Squad leaders, but
I've never been one of them.
I'm a ignored smuggler,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say aboutsmugglers is
They'll get to Dev love to keep youyou warm.
You don't have to be a six footer,
You don't have to have a great brain,
You don't have to have any clothes on,
You'reignored the momentHan came, because
Everyjebay's sacred,
Everyjebay's great,
If ajebay's wasted,
Devsgets quite irate.
Everyjebay's sacred,
Everyjebay's great,
If ajebay's wasted,
Devsgets quite irate.
Let theHunters kill them,
On the dusty ground,
Devsshall make them pay for
Eachjebay that can't be found.
Everyjebay's wanted,
Every jebay's good,
Every jebay's needed,
In your neighborhood.
DE, Dancer, Ranger,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
ButDevs loves those who treat their
Glowbatswith more care.
Everyjebay's sacred,
Everyjebay's great,
If ajebay's wasted,
Devsgets quite irate.
Every jebay's sacred,
Every jebay's good,
Every jebay's needed,
In your neighborhood.
Every jebay's useful,
Every jebay's fine,
Devswant every account,
To be one, yoursand mine.
Let thesmugglersroot them,
O'er mountain, hill and plain.
Devsshall strike them down for
Eachjebay that fallsin vain.
Every jebay's sacred,
Every jebay's good,
Every jebay's needed,
In your neighborhood.
Everyjebay's sacred,
Everyjebay's great,
If ajebay's wasted,
Devsgets quite irate.
*vomits*
There areCommandos andEntertainers and then
There are those that follow Squad leaders, but
I've never been one of them.
I'm a ignored smuggler,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say aboutsmugglers is
They'll get to Dev love to keep youyou warm.
You don't have to be a six footer,
You don't have to have a great brain,
You don't have to have any clothes on,
You'reignored the momentHan came, because
Everyjebay's sacred,
Everyjebay's great,
If ajebay's wasted,
Devsgets quite irate.
Everyjebay's sacred,
Everyjebay's great,
If ajebay's wasted,
Devsgets quite irate.
Let theHunters kill them,
On the dusty ground,
Devsshall make them pay for
Eachjebay that can't be found.
Everyjebay's wanted,
Every jebay's good,
Every jebay's needed,
In your neighborhood.
DE, Dancer, Ranger,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
ButDevs loves those who treat their
Glowbatswith more care.
Everyjebay's sacred,
Everyjebay's great,
If ajebay's wasted,
Devsgets quite irate.
Every jebay's sacred,
Every jebay's good,
Every jebay's needed,
In your neighborhood.
Every jebay's useful,
Every jebay's fine,
Devswant every account,
To be one, yoursand mine.
Let thesmugglersroot them,
O'er mountain, hill and plain.
Devsshall strike them down for
Eachjebay that fallsin vain.
Every jebay's sacred,
Every jebay's good,
Every jebay's needed,
In your neighborhood.
Everyjebay's sacred,
Everyjebay's great,
If ajebay's wasted,
Devsgets quite irate.
*vomits*
TalKurgan
Wed Aug 24, 2005 9:22 am
#34
SmugglerPie wrote:
Wow... no deletion and bannage yet? The mods are slipping.
These get banned? Cool, in before deletion!
from_beyond
Thu Aug 25, 2005 6:00 am
#35
SmugglerPie wrote:
Wow... no deletion and bannage yet? The mods are slipping.
No deletion, but we have a bannage! WTG Cael! Beer and Pie are waiting for you over you know where.
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