Smuggler Archive
Thread: Let the Jedi hunting occur at master smuggler!
ApollyonTB
Thu Jun 02, 2005 6:33 am
#27
MsNiL wrote:
ApollyonTB wrote:
do you make pie?
MsNiL wrote:
Arsani wrote:
Hey! Jedi! Either start discussing melons, Superman, or pie, or go back to your own forums! Geeze! This is for smuggler related topics!
I am a chef. I feed smugglers. I am a merchant, smugglers are my business partners.
I need to know what my children are up to. Who are you?
I started to make pikatta pie on corbantis ...
... but then there was this horrible accident with a food recycler, milk and a quenker. I dont want to talk about it
Quenker pie?!! with whipped cream? ...oh I am so your best freind.
oh wait you screwed it up nm
TomoRainer
Thu Jun 02, 2005 6:39 am
#29
What is pikatta pie made from, anyway? Pikattas? I know it's generally a bad idea to ask what your food is when you have no idea, but inquiring minds want to know.
MsNiL
Thu Jun 02, 2005 6:48 am
#30
TomoRainer wrote:
What is pikatta pie made from, anyway? Pikattas? I know it's generally a bad idea to ask what your food is when you have no idea, but inquiring minds want to know.
SciguyCO, our beloved ex correspondent once revealed the truth to this story to us aspiring young chefs.
Tranzen Pikatta was a humble baker in Mos Taika who deeply loved his work. He would spend hours at his ovens, trying out new combinations searching for a recipe to make him famous. However, he would often get so wrapped up in his work that he ended up neglecting his wife, Yersha. Yersha took to throwing household items at him whenever she wanted to get his attention.
Needless to say, this wasn't taken kindly by poor Tranzen. So he experimented with various foods, and came up with a mixture of fermented Bantha Butter, crushed wheat grains, and fruit pulp that had the effect of greatly increasing his reflexes. Every morning from then on, he'd bake up a pie and snack on that during the day, giving him the ability to sidestep any flying objects sent towards him, remaining engrossed in his cooking.
Sadly, after only a few days of this, Yersha left Tranzen to become a biker babe with a local Swoop gang...
-sciguyCO01-18-2005
Needless to say, this wasn't taken kindly by poor Tranzen. So he experimented with various foods, and came up with a mixture of fermented Bantha Butter, crushed wheat grains, and fruit pulp that had the effect of greatly increasing his reflexes. Every morning from then on, he'd bake up a pie and snack on that during the day, giving him the ability to sidestep any flying objects sent towards him, remaining engrossed in his cooking.
Sadly, after only a few days of this, Yersha left Tranzen to become a biker babe with a local Swoop gang...
-sciguyCO01-18-2005
Message Edited by MsNiL on 06-02-2005 03:49 PM
DarkonSlayer
Thu Jun 02, 2005 7:02 am
#31
Arsani wrote:
Well Maroj Melons are popular these days, but I like Aurellian Fruits, which look exactly the same as the Maroj Melon so they must be melons as well. But, but that logic, that makes Blob Candies melons as well, but I'm ok with that, melon candy is good.
And of course, Chest Melons. At least 50% of the population loves those. Mostly in the 13 to 157 year old male demographic.
So do you likelarge or small Chest Melons?
Saarek
Thu Jun 02, 2005 7:03 am
#32
Medium - too big - they dont fit in my mouth - too small - its like they're not there at all.
We are talking about melons right?
CapnKate
Thu Jun 02, 2005 7:04 am
#33
When you're talking melons, anything more than a handful is a shameful waste. 
ApollyonTB
Thu Jun 02, 2005 7:08 am
#34
CapnKate wrote:
When you're talking melons, anything more than a handful is a shameful waste.
I BEG TO DIFFER!!!....unless you have big hands
Arsani
Thu Jun 02, 2005 7:24 am
#35
*sits back with pie and enjoys another successful hijacking, while muttering something about bears*
ApollyonTB
Thu Jun 02, 2005 7:25 am
#36
Arsani wrote:
*sits back with pie and enjoys another successful hijacking, while muttering something about bears*
learn to speel!!! its B...E...E...R
ApollyonTB
Thu Jun 02, 2005 7:28 am
#38
Saarek wrote:
BURN HIM!
teh..? shut the hell up while I light this fire. and stop squirming!!!
CapnKate
Thu Jun 02, 2005 7:28 am
#39
ApollyonTB wrote:
Saarek wrote:
BURN HIM!
teh..? shut the hell up while I light this fire. and stop squirming!!!
MAKE A BRIDGE OUTTA 'IM!!!!!