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Saarek

Thu Jun 02, 2005 9:59 am

Tactical_Dave wrote:

/grabs a box of fresh pies from Marie Callender's pie shop

/equips speed-sliced melon-launcher with +25 general-producedamage pup

/launches pie and melon barrage

/laughs uproariously at fresh pile of sticky smugglers

HAR HAR HARRRRRRRRRRRRR!

/licks melon-launcher clean, then re-loads...

Ok now that's just geeky man. "+25 general-producedamage pup" ROFL

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"The Hawtness is my ally, and a powerful ally it is." RIP SAAREK CARVATHOS :: AUG 4, 2005
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S A A R E K "SIR WANKSALOT" C A R V A T H O S _Starsider. && _Corbantis.
M A S T E R S C O U N D R E L I AM JACK'S IGNORED PROFESSION
C O A L I T I O N O F T H E L O S T S M U G G L E R S .

Alpha_Bits

Thu Jun 02, 2005 10:10 am

#28

Tactical_Dave is exhibiting disturbringly non-jedi behavior... but still jedi enough to deserve to have more pie and melons tossed at him.

But no beer. Beer is to be savored and enjoyed, not tossed.

/target dave

/throw melons

/target tiggs

/squeeze melons

Ooops...

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Gith - Professional Scoundrel

"If I kill one of you, will the other two shut up?"

"It don't matter. None of this matters."
- Carl

JoahSaett

Thu Jun 02, 2005 10:19 am

#29

Oh, and the answer for which comic book superhero is cooler, remember kids, the answer is always Rorchache. Hurrrmmm.

Joraan Sett

(Master Smuggler/Pistoleer and Smuggler's Alliance Ace Pilot.)

Joah Saett

(Jedi and Alliance Ace Pilot.)

Corbantis

WillburWright

Thu Jun 02, 2005 1:34 pm

#30

First, I'll go about my very blunt way of describing why they're wrong. Then, I'll pi3 it.

gggggWillbur Wrightggggg A Smuggler without a cause-
gggggggggggggggggg No way to meaningfully smuggle.
gggggggggggggggggg No illegal goods to move....
gggggggggggggggggg No oppressive Empire to fight against?
gggggggggggggggggg 'Tis a sad sight to behold!
gggggggggggggggggg A Smuggler without a cause
ggggggSMUGGLERgggggg Is not a Smuggler at all!

BaronJuJu

Thu Jun 02, 2005 1:36 pm

#31

<----goes into kitchen to get another slice of pie........

Damn you guys and all your pie talk

Daxuk
Copper Dune, Guild Leader

"Never argue with an idiot, they drag you down to their level and beat you with experience"

dlc3007

Thu Jun 02, 2005 3:22 pm

#32

I think we shouldn't reply to any message that has "jedi" in the subject so it doesn't get bumped up to the top again.

oops.....

Imperial Col. Croda L'to

Jedi kiss their sisters -- repeatedly.

Zombie_Arsani wrote: Quiet jedi, grownups are talking.

Nahjib

Thu Jun 02, 2005 3:53 pm

#33

<------ walks in chewin pie... "...mhmm.....did someone say jedi?"

/pops open a guiness

"You Mods may strike me down, but I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine"

Najib- Master Smuggler Of Shadowfire And Inventor of the Beer-pie
*EDIT* We Diggs the Tiggs

maxtheusher

Thu Jun 02, 2005 4:21 pm

#34

ApollyonTB wrote:
/puts down wood and oil

Look what you've done guys, you interrupted him. He was busy "oiling his wood" and now he's got to start all over.

大胆框

赏金猎人

动性交你 SOE

dlc3007

Thu Jun 02, 2005 4:27 pm

#35

eeewww.... Can we go back to talking about j3di???

Imperial Col. Croda L'to

Jedi kiss their sisters -- repeatedly.

Zombie_Arsani wrote: Quiet jedi, grownups are talking.

Blankgrun

Thu Jun 02, 2005 4:34 pm

#36

/pops open a beer

Three cheers for Smugglers! We know how to have fun! My only question is... who gets to clean up the melon and pie mess afterwards?

/looks for a Bounty Hunter, brandishing a melon

Saarek

Fri Jun 03, 2005 6:09 am

#37

/trade ApollyonTB kerosine;

This will get it to burn fast at first, compliment the slow burn of the tar. Muahahahahahahaha!

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"The Hawtness is my ally, and a powerful ally it is." RIP SAAREK CARVATHOS :: AUG 4, 2005
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S A A R E K "SIR WANKSALOT" C A R V A T H O S _Starsider. && _Corbantis.
M A S T E R S C O U N D R E L I AM JACK'S IGNORED PROFESSION
C O A L I T I O N O F T H E L O S T S M U G G L E R S .

ApollyonTB

Fri Jun 03, 2005 12:32 pm

#38

maxtheusher wrote:

ApollyonTB wrote:
/puts down wood and oil

Look what you've done guys, you interrupted him. He was busy "oiling his wood" and now he's got to start all over.

eww.....

/tar maxtheusher

/brandish torch

teh Tee-Bagger

Lover of Beer and Pie

Order 67 - "Every Smuggler is now an enemy of SOE and LucasArts."

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