Smuggler Archive
Thread: NOTHING effects slicing! It is RANDOM. There are no hidden patterns nor changes to the system!
Kells
Thu Jul 29, 2004 4:53 pm
#14
ROFL, you know what our correspondent is definitely the funniest!
Aliusone
Thu Jul 29, 2004 5:00 pm
#16
Ha, this is great, but you should also post in all the other forums as well. You have no idea how often customers ask me for a speed or damage slice, and when I say it's random, they proceed to tell me "no it's not, so and so told me that s/he can get whichever one they want".
Then I say that bug/expoit has been fixed for a looooooooong time and nobody believe me.
Smuggler_Caylin
Thu Jul 29, 2004 5:01 pm
#18
Is it really so freaking hard to read the FAQ's that have been easily accessed through stickies for MONTHS?
Is FAQ too complex to understand ifthe question to be asked isfairly basic?
Do people JUST NOT READ?
We have people with parsed results of over 4000 slices, Developer comments and over a YEAR OF FRICKING SLICING to have figured this all out.
AAAAAAAAAARRRRGHHHHHHHH!
One of the Four Horsemen of the Smuggler Apocalypse! 
groves
Thu Jul 29, 2004 5:03 pm
#19
I -still- think those streak of bad luck were due to a secret nerf...
*goes into hiding*
wazzadoin
Thu Jul 29, 2004 5:04 pm
#20
Actually I find if you slice ten cdefs in a row and then ten marabaris after that your next slice will for 50%. Haden confirmed this btw. In his respnose to the smuggling backlash.
Vinsane
Thu Jul 29, 2004 5:09 pm
#21
No! Bad smugglers! Are you trying to give our hapless correspodent a heart attack. Well... come to think of it... that might just give SOE the push we need.... So hows about it,want totake one for the team Smuggler Caylin?
lboyd1
Thu Jul 29, 2004 5:14 pm
#22
Caylin ... you need a raise ... lol ... (yes I know he doesn't get paid .. but he needs something)
lol..im still laughing *Grin*
Smuggler_Caylin
Thu Jul 29, 2004 5:22 pm
#23
Appreciate the attempt Caylin, I'll sticky this for now and I'll take it up with the devs on perhaps seeing how we can better inform the player base the fact that SLICING IS COMPLETELY RANDOM.
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Twentytolife
Thu Jul 29, 2004 5:26 pm
#24
Smuggler_Caylin wrote:
Appreciate the attempt Caylin, I'll sticky this for now and I'll take it up with the devs on perhaps seeing how we can better inform the player base the fact that SLICING IS COMPLETELY RANDOM.
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LOL awesome post bro.
WesBelden
Thu Jul 29, 2004 5:35 pm
#26
...........roflmfao.
Oh well, if we don't get a developer communicating with us, at least Caylin's mental decline can keep us vaugely ammused for some time 