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EEMAN

Mon Aug 01, 2005 6:09 pm

Nicolas_Frost wrote:
Where's number five? I came here expressly to see FIVE issues, not four! Give me a fifth(of tequilla)!

the first number is zero just like in programming and just like your toolbarSlot

Omosack
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KaiRan

Mon Aug 01, 2005 6:59 pm

#15

well... since there arent any listed as tangible numbers, I'm confused...

perhaps this friday when I hash out the new 5 least important things to us, I'll number them using phrases...

"Infinity", "Infinity minus one", "Infinity minus two", etc...

jnoh | master smuggler + master pilot | starsider

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TheBeerMan

Mon Aug 01, 2005 8:20 pm

#16

Ok, here's one:

Take some Neutron Pixie, hover your cursor over the icon under your HAM bars.

It says "Neutron Pixey".

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M A S T E R B O O T L E G G E R

gassygunslinger

Mon Aug 01, 2005 8:45 pm

#17

TheBeerMan wrote:

Ok, here's one:

Take some Neutron Pixie, hover your cursor over the icon under your HAM bars.

It says "Neutron Pixey".

Lol noticed that one too

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Akiram_Glockem

Mon Aug 01, 2005 8:55 pm

#18

KaiRan wrote:
Well, since all the big issues are well covered, I thought I'd distract myself by comming up with my bottom-five little annoyences, in case some bored/kicked-out-of-house-by-wife dev decides to come in on the weekend and run a "quick fix" on some small bugs, like they did for BHs.

Dream small!

# ∞: Lack of Master Box text/description

# ∞-1: Slap-happy LD abuse from cross-prof dabblers - have the stormtrooper give em a state that stops them from using LD or something so we stop getting harassed by Jedi!

~~# ∞-2: Biolink weapons unslicable. This is just silly.~~

~~# ∞-3: Weapons sliced before the slice changes dont display "altered by a smuggler" text! seriously, how hard can this be to fix?~~

and finally... (drumroll)

# ∞-4: weapons with critical slices dont get crit dmg from successful "+CRITICAL+"!

We now return you to something actually important.
Message Edited by KaiRan on 08-01-2005 12:44 PM

∞ = Alt-236

Akiram "The Glock" Glockem

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Nicolas_Frost

Mon Aug 01, 2005 9:16 pm

#19

Akiram_Glockem wrote:
KaiRan wrote:
Well, since all the big issues are well covered, I thought I'd distract myself by comming up with my bottom-five little annoyences, in case some bored/kicked-out-of-house-by-wife dev decides to come in on the weekend and run a "quick fix" on some small bugs, like they did for BHs.

Dream small!

# ∞: Lack of Master Box text/description

# ∞-1: Slap-happy LD abuse from cross-prof dabblers - have the stormtrooper give em a state that stops them from using LD or something so we stop getting harassed by Jedi!

~~# ∞-2: Biolink weapons unslicable. This is just silly.~~

~~# ∞-3: Weapons sliced before the slice changes dont display "altered by a smuggler" text! seriously, how hard can this be to fix?~~

and finally... (drumroll)

# ∞-4: weapons with critical slices dont get crit dmg from successful "+CRITICAL+"!

We now return you to something actually important.
Message Edited by KaiRan on 08-01-2005 12:44 PM

∞ = Alt-236

Didn't someone a few weeks back prove that ∞ equals 2? Anyway, if ∞ equals -236, then that means Kai wrote out numbers -236, -237, -238, -239, -240. Thusly, we have 240 bug fixes needed before we even get past zero!

Jaecob Maragi
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Spiderhammer

Tue Aug 02, 2005 12:43 am

#20

dlc3007 wrote:

I think you should add pet wookiee sidekicks to the list.

That's something pointless and amusing.

I want a pet wookie!

I want to be able to snugglewith my pet wookie... er... no.. ah i meant sMuggle..... really.. with an M...

what are you all looking at....

well they are soft and warm....

I'm so lonely.... somebody hold me...

I've been waiting 2 years to snuggle.. gah!

sMuggle... i've been waiting two years to smuggle....

# I support PIRATES!!!! YARR, matey!

Player Based Smugglin... its the only way!

KaiRan

Tue Aug 02, 2005 7:33 am

#21

Akiram_Glockem wrote:

∞ = Alt-236

BRILLANT!

jnoh | master smuggler + master pilot | starsider

If you don't want me to "play the forums," then I suggest you make time playing the game more rewarding and less repetitive than "playing" here!
READ THIS before telling me I cannot complain about Smuggler
GOT SMUGGLING? - I AM STILL NOT A SMUGGLER - GOT SPICE?

KaiRan

Tue Aug 02, 2005 7:35 am

#22

TheBeerMan wrote:

Ok, here's one:

Take some Neutron Pixie, hover your cursor over the icon under your HAM bars.

It says "Neutron Pixey".

Sweet. yeah, thats a quickie, indeed. I'd say you've likely nailedthe bottom most issue right there! Free pie for you!

jnoh | master smuggler + master pilot | starsider

If you don't want me to "play the forums," then I suggest you make time playing the game more rewarding and less repetitive than "playing" here!
READ THIS before telling me I cannot complain about Smuggler
GOT SMUGGLING? - I AM STILL NOT A SMUGGLER - GOT SPICE?

axin

Tue Aug 02, 2005 11:00 am

#23

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AWAKU, GAZRIAL, AXIN and JOE...mama

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