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Thread: First rule of Smuggler Club

KatMandu
Tue May 03, 2005 4:51 pm
#14


Hah...i just kept my Entertainer skills, put that as my tagand tell everyone I'm on a mission from "the Force" to put the band back together. Of course, It doesn't hurt that I'm a blue Twi'lek and my twin brother is a blue Rodian named Elwuud.



Jaayke, of The Blue Brothers...


Ahazi Galaxy


"Elwuud: We're 103 parsecs from Coruscant, we have half a tank of fuel, a full pack of death sticks, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses...."


"Jaayke: HIT IT!"


Message Edited by KatMandu on 05-03-2005 04:53 PM

SmugglinZane
Tue May 03, 2005 6:40 pm
#15

I heard the head of Smuggler Club gets his appearance altered by a ID every couple months.



Oh yeah, and you are not the Stormtrooper Armor you wear.





"Jedi claims of being "broken" are like saying "But my TV isn't widescreen! It's broken! My TV can't show high-def pictures in 1080i, it can only do 720i! It's broken!" Meanwhile, crafters are saying "We'd really like to have a TV that's larger than 12" and gets more than 4 channels and doesn't constantly lose vertical control", and entertainers are saying "Can we get some color instead of this B&W piece of junk?" And smugglers? We're listening to radio programs of "The Shadow" and "The Abbot and Costello Comedy Hour" and hearing FDR's Fireside Chats. We don't even HAVE a damn TV, much less a broken one or a "broken" one by Jedi standards. I'd LOVE to be as "broken" as they are." - The Legendary Solo4114
yimaz
Tue May 03, 2005 9:30 pm
#16






SmugglinZane wrote:

I heard the head of Smuggler Club gets his appearance altered by a ID every couple months.



Oh yeah, and you are not the Stormtrooper Armor you wear.







you are not your bleed shot, you are not the AV you drive...you are not your f*ckin light saber.



Yimayz Samoot
Master Smuggler & Master Pilot
Captain of the Auto de fé

ApollyonTB
Tue May 03, 2005 9:40 pm
#17






TomoRainer wrote:
But I still think +100 Language Comprehension is overpowered.





QFE




Seriously though....I agree with this post COMPLETELY





teh Tee-Bagger
Lover of Beer and Pie
Order 67 - "Every Smuggler is now an enemy of SOE and LucasArts."
(quoted by)
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Alpha_Bits
Tue May 03, 2005 10:17 pm
#18

We need a smuggler's code.

FD... AKA:

Fuzzy Deathticle
Frantic Defiance
Ferocious Doormat
Finitely Delayed


LD... AKA:

Lightsaber Dicker
Laughing Deadman
Long Doorman


Example:
So there I was, minding my own business peddling some influence in Mos Eisley... when jedi jumps me. After a few frantic shots, he had me down pretty bad, but then I called in the long doorman and dropped the fuzzy deathticle. My customer cleaned him up. He wasn't amused.



========
Gith - Professional Scoundrel

"If I kill one of you, will the other two shut up?"

"It don't matter. None of this matters."
- Carl
egbertvanloenen
Tue May 03, 2005 11:44 pm
#19






zazo wrote:

by nature our profession should be secretive



....we should have our forums locked with a secret password or something








they should simply make it linked to the character-profession database only those who are smugglers are allowed on this forums. that should stop the "i need a slicer/FP seller on theXXXXXXX server"-people too lol


ah well, that'll never happen, but a man can dream, right?



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Mac_Leod
Wed May 04, 2005 12:09 am
#20

How come no one talks in lekku on Lowca?!



MacLeod Hunting & Freelance Cargo Delivery

Connor' MacLeod, Proprieter
Loyal soldier of RATGWNIWNU
mlfilms
Wed May 04, 2005 12:11 am
#21

I am happy my 12 point suit is still functioning after the upgrade. That's for darn sure.



Kalel
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HOTDOG
Wed May 04, 2005 12:13 am
#22







ChiiTWINS wrote:

Hahaha, yes... pointing and giggling at all the silly little Twi girls wiggling their lekku arou --


:: shifty ::


Oh wait. I am a Twi girl....


Dangitall, will someone nerf that?







Your WHAT!?


Oh, "Twi!"


"Twi"... I thought you said something completely different.


..I'm uh, ...I'm gonna take a shower now...








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Accamim
Wed May 04, 2005 12:15 am
#23






mlfilms wrote:
I am happy my 12 point suit is still functioning after the upgrade. That's for darn sure.







Does that mean you have 120% comprehension?


Wraith-X
Wed May 04, 2005 12:32 am
#24


120% comprehension!!?


Exploiter!!




I aim to misbehave!
Shakes
Wed May 04, 2005 12:37 am
#25

Is that why Jedi are now calling for a Last Ditch nerf?



- I support your right to quit. If you don't like it, click CANCEL!



Rojit Albeis
Liason to the Galactic Empire
Sienar Fleet Systems - Naboo Office (4789, 6102) - Chimaera
dlc3007
Wed May 04, 2005 12:39 am
#26

I will talk about Funky Doughnuts to whom ever I please!



Imperial Col. Croda L'to

Jedi kiss their sisters -- repeatedly.



Zombie_Arsani wrote: Quiet jedi, grownups are talking.
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