Smuggler Archive

So I guess I wasn't missing anything then. Alright, as you were.

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NickHeel wrote:

Our profession's new THEME SONG

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Elizabeth I'm coming for ya!!

LMAO Very nice still the best theme song yet

This was written back when this mini-"game" first was introduced as "smuggler content", back in march of last year, I think. The more things change...

Sung to the tune of Glen Frey's "Smuggler's Blues"

There's trouble in Corellia and it’s got me in a funk.

I killed a bunch of meatlumps and looted some real good junk.

I made it to the starport as the craft was flying out.

I waited ten whole minutes sincethere is no other route.

The droid won’t take my ticket; I’m convinced he’s being mean.

I’ve paid a lotta money just to fly to Tatooine.

The status at the Jawa Camp

It’s really quite obscene.

The money that they gave me won’t even pay for shoes,

It's the nature of the business, it's the Jawa Blues.

The CH’s and ID’s, The DE’s and the chefs,

They all got their revamps, but to us the Devs are deaf.

Don't matter if it's underworld, slicing, or spice,

We don’t seem to matter; what we got now must suffice.

Lots of empty promises and lots of sudden nerfs.

All red name’s seem uncaring while they turn us into smurfs.

We’ve asked, we’ve begged, we’ve cried,

In the end they own the turf.

Perhaps you'd understand it better standin' in my shoes,

It's the ultimate in insults, It's the Jawa Blues, JawaBlues.

You can see it in the updates, you can see it in the game.

They say they're gonna evaluate, but still they make the change.

They take our scan avoidance and give it to the Imps,

They hide stuff up in droids right now, looks like that we’ve been gimped.

We’ve tried to write suggestions on the boards for them to view,

You ask our correspondent, he'll tell you "Nothin' we can do",

From the four smuggling horsemen,

Right down to me and you, me and you.

It's a losing proposition, we’re victims of a ruse.

It's the politics of contraband, it's the Jawa Blues, Jawa Blues.