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Thread: Smuggler 1 Jedi 0

JakeEyes
Thu Sep 08, 2005 3:56 pm
#14
BEST STORY YET!!!

what kind of pie you want, 'cause I just finished that Jedi's Humble pie...

...

...

...Oh god, that was awfull



Jagan Cobb
Master Smuggler / Kettemoor
"Business is an adventure, Smuggling is just plain fun"
motarian
Thu Sep 08, 2005 5:34 pm
#15
thats defiantely a good way to do, but i doubt that jedi cared, if he was dueling in a city he didn't care about vis so he was probably a full temp. but if i was a bh i would def wait for him to start dueling before i attack.



wombat motarian laziest jedi ever
trw rebel
"first one's here, first one's here"
look out for the shotgun sniping rednecks
lurdanta
Thu Sep 08, 2005 6:39 pm
#16
so very beautiful.

The fun thing is he will probably develop a deepseated paranoia about afk spammers forever...he will be forever looking over his shoulder at each and every spammer wondering, could he be faking it? muhahahaha...his paranoia will be complete...so in many ways, your kill will keep killing him forever...

And what do people think smugglers and BHs are (especially Smuggler BHs)? Some kind of Paladin? No we are the pie-eating, low-blowing, last-ditching, beer-swilling, dirty-fighting denizens of the Underworld.

We are not the Red Cross.

Message Edited by lurdanta on 09-08-2005 06:41 PM

rexan
Thu Sep 08, 2005 6:52 pm
#17




SamuraiZed wrote:
A smuggler can get back at Jedi Clicky

Message Edited by SamuraiZed on 09-08-2005 04:45 PM



Your my new hero.



Rexan Ryu
Master Smuggler
Flurry Server
NightRaider
Thu Sep 08, 2005 8:06 pm
#18

Now thats a BH with a Smuggler heart.



Eogo Sheiba
~Elder Smuggler~

"Do I have to kill you?, What if I was to kick the s&%t out of you, then do I get the money?"

"Make offers to my vendor 5860 6353 outside kaadara"
PyscoJuggalo
Thu Sep 08, 2005 8:40 pm
#19




motarian wrote:
thats defiantely a good way to do, but i doubt that jedi cared, if he was dueling in a city he didn't care about vis so he was probably a full temp. but if i was a bh i would def wait for him to start dueling before i attack.




You would be wrong, Pick up BH and try it



The hate tell's are worth more then the credits




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AtomicFB
Thu Sep 08, 2005 9:02 pm
#20






And what do people think smugglers and BHs are (especially Smuggler BHs)? Some kind of Paladin? No we are the pie-eating, low-blowing, last-ditching, beer-swilling, dirty-fighting denizens of the Underworld.

We are not the Red Cross.

Message Edited by lurdanta on 09-08-2005 06:41 PM




LOL so true...




"We Smugglers like beer and pie...
gggggggggggggggggggggggggg
Colonel Malicon Klem
ELDER SMUGGLER & STORM SQUADRON ACE
gggggggggggggggggggggggggg
and we stick Jedi with the tab"

motarian
Thu Sep 08, 2005 10:11 pm
#21
i'm a full temp jedi, and amny times i half layed down and let the bh kill me just so i can get on with my day in peace. i'm sure ther r some that send the hate tells but i doubt they r from full temp jedi very often



wombat motarian laziest jedi ever
trw rebel
"first one's here, first one's here"
look out for the shotgun sniping rednecks
SamuraiZed
Fri Sep 09, 2005 7:48 am
#22


I'm going to try this weekend and see if I can not get another kill for everyone so we can move up in the world...


Hmm I will need to think of an Idea though I was think of picking up novice artisan but when was the last time you saw a crafter with a CL of 75-80....Maybe I can try some Dancer or Musician and stay in the cantina and wait for the mark to come (which sounds good seeing that I dought they will check the bioof a Entertainer). I can try to get into the group with the mark and play kill him as he is getting low on health (but I've already done that one when I was a BH/Rifleman).


Anyone have anymore ideas maybe... Seems to be hard to top this one, but I'm willing to take suggestions .

Message Edited by SamuraiZed on 09-09-2005 10:49 AM



Just a Smuggler that Jedi run from nothing special

"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid"
"Traveling through hyperspace isn't like dusting crops, boy!"
danno13
Fri Sep 09, 2005 10:51 am
#23
The entertainer idea might work. All you need is 15 sp for the novice entertainer tag. Plant yourself in one of the side table areas so you have a view of most of the cantina while being out of general site and put up the AFK tag. Make sure not to spam as although this is the MO of many AFK ents, it might make people annoyed and check you out.


The only problem of course is if your mark just causually clicks on everyone, your cl of 75-80 ought to throw up a red flag (at least for cautious people). To maybe sort out this problem, write in your bio that you're doing dancing or musicfor FS exp (which many people do).


I think the ent idea has a good chance of working, there's just a few things that could go wrong.



Caity Soriella
Master Carebear,Eternal n00b, and friend of the Ewoks
danno13
Fri Sep 09, 2005 10:58 am
#24

Just remembered another option, use an ent as a spy.


If you can find an ATK ent, ask them if they want to inform on dueling jedis. Be careful how you ask though as while many ents hate Jedi for coming into the cantina and dueling and generally acting like idiots, others are friends with many of the Jedi. Thus ask a few leading questions beforehand to gauge how the ent feels about Jedi.


Now you can just wait in the back room of the cantina and when your informant gives you the tell, you can run in with guns blazing.




Caity Soriella
Master Carebear,Eternal n00b, and friend of the Ewoks
Death_Blossom
Fri Sep 09, 2005 11:16 am
#25




danno13 wrote:


Just remembered another option, use an ent as a spy.


If you can find an ATK ent, ask them if they want to inform on dueling jedis. Be careful how you ask though as while many ents hate Jedi for coming into the cantina and dueling and generally acting like idiots, others are friends with many of the Jedi. Thus ask a few leading questions beforehand to gauge how the ent feels about Jedi.


Now you can just wait in the back room of the cantina and when your informant gives you the tell, you can run in with guns blazing.






This may or may not work, depending on the ent you ask to help you. If the ent in question happens to be a half-naked Twi'lek doing exotic 4, won't be too hard to keep the jedi distracted. A little flirty banter and engaging dialogue goes a long way. On the other hand, a fat midget bothan in his undies wouldn't work at all. You have to pick and choose your "spy" carefully and make sure they are compensated fairly well, considering it could harm the ents rep if word got out.


As for picking up novice ent, thatcould be a better choice than using the spy. I havefriends that are CL80 dancers and I used to have a CL80 dancer. It works wonders when you are female as a detractor for rude behavior (one person even said I was one dancer he wouldn't mess with ). There are CL70 - 80 ents doing it for FS, so that is also a viable cover story. The subterfuge won'tlast if they examine your bio and see MBH in it , the mark will be a little cautious as to your movements and might even do a quick /duel on you.


Both have pros and cons, it's a matter of personal choice then. Personally, I would rather enjoy being the ATK ent spy for a BH. It would add some fun for me in the cantina and make me feel like I was more involved with things.


Good hunting and keep the great stories coming!



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groundcrew
Fri Sep 09, 2005 11:45 am
#26




SamuraiZed wrote:
A smuggler can get back at Jedi Clicky

Message Edited by SamuraiZed on 09-08-200504:45 PM





Great story, that guy is welcome in my camp any day.



Flakk Gun:Elder Ranger
Improvise, Adapt, and Overcome

"My camps may be gone and my cammo changed to Vanish....But I still have my rifle, I still have my love of hunting...and the outdoors, and THAT is what makes me a Ranger."
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