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Thread: Thursdays Topic
So you're one of those guys that when I tell you to go nerf yourself... you take it seriously.
SwenLaransa wrote:
AngusMacGregor wrote:
Master Smuggler / Jedi = Traitor
/sob
I'm going to go burry my pain in a pile of pie.
SwenLaransa wrote:
AngusMacGregor wrote:
So you're one of those guys that when I tell you to go nerf yourself... you take it seriously.
SwenLaransa wrote:
AngusMacGregor wrote:
Master Smuggler / Jedi = Traitor
/sob
I'm going to go burry my pain in a pile of pie.
They say shooting yourself, or being shot, with a nerf gun is safe and harmless. They lie. It hurts. It hurts inside your soul. Like watching a kitten, mewing and fluffy, being sautéed in american beer it stings. It strikes a cord deep with in and shatters your very being.
You may say these things in jest, but because you don't think of the kittens many are hurt and cry out in pain. Many more whimper silently in the night. You are a horrid person and I don't know how you can sleep with yourself at night.
For shame.
I hear kittens taste just like bothans... which, in turn, tastes kinda like chicken. Veela says Jedi tastes like kittens... which, in turn, would taste like bothans and chicken.
Looks like I am going to have to test this theory for myself. Good thing I have a cat who just had kittens. Let's see... should I go for the Kitten Cordon Bleu, or maybe a good Kitten Parmigiana? Fried Kitten sounds tasty though, with mashed potatoes and gravy. Kitten Kiev sounds good, too....
Decisions, decisions....
Message Edited by AngusMacGregor on 06-09-2005 07:28 PM
Ms/Mpistoleer= Trickshot
MS/ BH= OXYMORON
MS/TKM= Bar Fighter
MS/ CH= Poacher
MS/MRM= Gun nut
MS/MChef= Drug Lab proprieter/Pie Creator
MS/MSL= Kingpin
MS/ Marchitecht= COnfused
AngusMacGregor wrote:
So you're one of those guys that when I tell you to go nerf yourself... you take it seriously.
SwenLaransa wrote:
AngusMacGregor wrote:
Master Smuggler / Jedi = Traitor
/sob
I'm going to go burry my pain in a pile of pie.
They say shooting yourself, or being shot, with a nerf gun is safe and harmless. They lie. It hurts. It hurts inside your soul. Like watching a kitten, mewing and fluffy, being sautéed in american beer it stings. It strikes a cord deep with in and shatters your very being.
You may say these things in jest, but because you don't think of the kittens many are hurt and cry out in pain. Many more whimper silently in the night. You are a horrid person and I don't know how you can sleep with yourself at night.
For shame.
SwenLaransa wrote:
AngusMacGregor wrote:
So you're one of those guys that when I tell you to go nerf yourself... you take it seriously.
SwenLaransa wrote:
AngusMacGregor wrote:
Master Smuggler / Jedi = Traitor
/sob
I'm going to go burry my pain in a pile of pie.
They say shooting yourself, or being shot, with a nerf gun is safe and harmless. They lie. It hurts. It hurts inside your soul. Like watching a kitten, mewing and fluffy, being sautéed in american beer it stings. - what about a good german beer?
Samuel Jackson Beer?
(please say you know what this is)
Marven_Darkfly wrote:
Samuel Jackson Beer?
(please say you know what this is)
"It's my beer b*tch! "
Message Edited by yimaz on 06-09-2005 03:52 PM
HAHA
didn't you see deep blue see! I got eaten by a shark!