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Thread: Just before the attack on the second Death Star.........

ApollyonTB
Thu Jul 21, 2005 7:36 am
#14






AngusMacGregor wrote:

Perky is goooooood.






/raises beer in one hand and with a mouth full of pie


I'll drink to that!



teh Tee-Bagger
Lover of Beer and Pie
Order 67 - "Every Smuggler is now an enemy of SOE and LucasArts."
(quoted by)
Veela "Her Royal Hawtness"


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ApollyonTB
Thu Jul 21, 2005 7:38 am
#15






Saarek wrote:






Oblox2 wrote:
You cant go far wrong with perky.




Perky is great and all - but when you can use your girl's nipples to hange your clothes to dry, there's a problem that needs to be adressed.





I wonder if she experienced some chaffing....I mean damn....



teh Tee-Bagger
Lover of Beer and Pie
Order 67 - "Every Smuggler is now an enemy of SOE and LucasArts."
(quoted by)
Veela "Her Royal Hawtness"


vendors located at 2110 -4905 outside Mos Eisley
Saarek
Thu Jul 21, 2005 7:44 am
#16

To be entirely honest it was kinda impressive - I mean being able to stand still so long... wow.





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WexEldorf
Thu Jul 21, 2005 7:53 am
#17

I think if a girl has her perky nipples out and all you wanna do is hang your washing on em you have a problem...




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Saarek
Thu Jul 21, 2005 7:54 am
#18

The problem is that they're all too common a sight.


After all, you're talking to a Master Scoundrel here mate.





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"The Hawtness is my ally, and a powerful ally it is." RIP SAAREK CARVATHOS :: AUG 4, 2005
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S A A R E K "SIR WANKSALOT" C A R V A T H O S _Starsider. && _Corbantis.
M A S T E R S C O U N D R E L I AM JACK'S IGNORED PROFESSION
C O A L I T I O N O F T H E L O S T S M U G G L E R S .

ApollyonTB
Thu Jul 21, 2005 7:56 am
#19






WexEldorf wrote:
I think if a girl has her perky nipples out and all you wanna do is hang your washing on em you have a problem...






the man indeed has a point.........



/evilgrin



/pointsatself yes I am a breast man.... /evilgrin





teh Tee-Bagger
Lover of Beer and Pie
Order 67 - "Every Smuggler is now an enemy of SOE and LucasArts."
(quoted by)
Veela "Her Royal Hawtness"


vendors located at 2110 -4905 outside Mos Eisley
TalKurgan
Thu Jul 21, 2005 7:56 am
#20

Ackbar: It's a trap! All craft prepare to retreat!


Lando: Han will get that generator down. We've got to give him more time!


Ackbar: But he's waiting for the smuggler revamp...


Lando: Retreat!




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WexEldorf
Thu Jul 21, 2005 7:56 am
#21

Where do you live, in a lapdancing bar? you lucky $%&^* !!




Master Smuggler
Master Bounty Hunter
Master Pilot

Whoever said Sullustans were ignorant was totally wrong. I'm all ears...
WexEldorf
Thu Jul 21, 2005 7:59 am
#22

Lando: Only the fighters are attacking. I wonder whats up with those star destroyers.



Ackbar: Star Destroyers havent been implemented in the space expansion yet so they're useless. Muahaha!!






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Whoever said Sullustans were ignorant was totally wrong. I'm all ears...
ApollyonTB
Thu Jul 21, 2005 8:00 am
#23






TalKurgan wrote:

Ackbar: It's a trap! All craft prepare to retreat!


Lando: Han will get that generator down. We've got to give him more time!


Ackbar: But he's waiting for the smuggler revamp...


Lando: Retreat!







/weak laugh



okcommence thebreast talk.....





teh Tee-Bagger
Lover of Beer and Pie
Order 67 - "Every Smuggler is now an enemy of SOE and LucasArts."
(quoted by)
Veela "Her Royal Hawtness"


vendors located at 2110 -4905 outside Mos Eisley
Saarek
Thu Jul 21, 2005 8:06 am
#24






WexEldorf wrote:
Where do you live, in a lapdancing bar? you lucky $%&^* !!





I own a design company and I do a lot of work making posters, retouching photos, making web sites, and making advertisements for a number of local "establishments".


You could say there is really no reason for me to have a mundane desk job - other than the fact it keeps Canada Revenue Agency off my back.





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"The Hawtness is my ally, and a powerful ally it is." RIP SAAREK CARVATHOS :: AUG 4, 2005
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S A A R E K "SIR WANKSALOT" C A R V A T H O S _Starsider. && _Corbantis.
M A S T E R S C O U N D R E L I AM JACK'S IGNORED PROFESSION
C O A L I T I O N O F T H E L O S T S M U G G L E R S .

BobaFettish
Thu Jul 21, 2005 8:30 am
#25

Perky is goooooood.
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Yup..!!!


You gotto think in the Long term. When shes 80 years old, they'll still be pretty Perky.


If they were Bigger, By the time she was 80, She'd have been to Hospital several times because she Kept tripping over them while walking round the house nekkid...!!!



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CU -> "CRAP UNLEASHED" <- CU
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WesBelden
Thu Jul 21, 2005 8:36 am
#26

Just before the attack on the second Death Star.........

.........Many Bothans died to get the needed information... you could say that they Smuggled it

And as for Leia's perky buns, everyone knows they were real... she had a great hair dresser, but thankfully rarely wore it up like that after her epsiode on the first Deathstar .

Message Edited by WesBelden on 07-21-2005 04:36 PM



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